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Rachel Uchitel Does The Inevitable!

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Now that Rachel Uchitel has run out of celebrities to shamelessly sleep with, she's naturally doing what any disgusting, famewhoring homewrecker does - pose for Playboy!

However, because the gutter troll is such a clASSy lady, she reportedly won't be showing off her vajayjay!

Probably because that's only for the eyes of married men with six figure bank accounts!

Good for you, bb! Way to keep your integrity intact!

BARF.

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44 comments to “Rachel Uchitel Does The Inevitable!”



  1. 1

    Who is the idiot lawyer who advised Tiger Woods to pay off this tramp? It was 10 million dollars down the drain because Elin is divorcing Tiger anyway. He should have waited.



  2. 2

    God she is ugly as fuck! Who wants to see that shit? I imagine she looks like a dude with tits..gross!! And shame on Hef and Playboy for allowing this to happen. She is a homewrecking, only sleeps with married men whore!



  3. 3

    Ummm..horseteeth!



  4. 4

    Wow, I bet her parents are proud. She's one fugly woman…reminds me of a trany with big teeth….UGH!



  5. 5

    Six Figure?! You sound like Dr. Evil wanting one million dollars … Try 8 figures.



  6. 6

    8 Figures or MORE.



  7. 7

    Isn't this the lady that was shown in a magiazine during 911 looking for her fiance? you owuld think out of thee heartach that happened to her she would NEVER dothis to anyone, then again maybe she feels no deserve to have thier man who knows really sad though.

  8. NDmom says – reply to this


    8

    Re: sunchild79 – Thank you for posting this!! I have been saying this since the affair became public!! She obviously does not think any woman deserves to be happy, and wants other women to hurt like she did. She needs therapy-or a good ass whooping-not a nude photo session.



  9. 9

    She's got this style that's a slightly classed up version of the Jerseylicious look… you know… uber-tanned, lots of bronzer, sun-kissed brown hair (aka, highlight-city), 2 necklaces, 5 rings, 6 bangle bracelets, tight/short skirts or leggings with a club-style top.

    Boring.
    Over done.
    And, I'm totally not getting what anyone is interested in here.

    Plus… uh… she's one of those homewreckers who likes to shout about how non-homewrecker-ish she is. Basically this demonstrates her stupidity too.

    Why would I want to look at some dumb, high-maitenance ho yet again taking her clothes off? And Playboy wonders why their mag is failing??? Any wives who support their hubby subscriptions are probably cancelling theirs today.



  10. 10

    wow she is a serious whore. Playboy is pretty low rent these days



  11. 11

    GAWD - make this whore just go away! No one wants to see this ugly woman in Playboy, no one wants to see her disgusting countenance in countless tabloids, blog sites, "news" shows, etc. NO ONE CARES! She's an immoral, litiginous and thoroughly despicable woman. She ONLY famous for spreading her legs for $10 million - and then telling the entire free world about it.

    She looks like a whore, talks like a whore, and walks like a whore. Guess what? SHE IS A WHORE!! A cheap, tacky, talentless whore - on the same par as Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.



  12. 12

    Rachel "I-will-tell" is going down hard and fast…and not in the way she's used to.
    She cried to David Boreaneaz that she doesn't want to be alone anymore, well, cry us a river, whore…that's what happens when you fuck married men. Blackmailing them afterwords doesn't help, either.
    You think you were alone before, whore? Now with your reputation, NO married man is going to come within a mile of you, and no single man with a shred of dignity with want to be seen with you. The best you'll be able to hope for is a life giving blowjobs to skeevy dirtbags who don't care about being seen with a slut. Karma's a bitch, isn't it, whore?



  13. 13

    She is so ugly! she only looks so so when she has those big sunglasses on! How old is she?? 50?



  14. 14

    she looks like her whole face would wipe off onto the pillow. yuck.



  15. 15

    She does have bad taste in jewelry. Take off everything but one necklace and one bracelet. Also, nice fake lip.

    As far as needing a man, between Playboy and the Tiger payoff, she may have enough money to retire if she budgets carefully. She may want a man but she won't need one.



  16. 16

    i'm fully convinced she was born a man. she is so fugly.



  17. 17

    Her fiance who died in the twin towers is resting a little easier in his grave, thankful he got killed rather than put up with this slut.



  18. 18

    She's not showing her vagina because "he" doesn't have one!!! Hello, this has to be a guy - Fuckin' ugly ass bitch!



  19. 19

    Re: Tinalouise – Married men should keep it in their pants.Re: SlanderusHeathen – Tiger is a cheap whore, at least she earned 10 millions LOL and she made even more out of his back. That's what Tiger and other cheating men deserve, to be taken for their money.



  20. 20

    Just like Rachel - Playboy is a "has been"!!!!!



  21. 21

    photoshop 5 comes out soon also

  22. obama says – reply to this


    22

    she looks like Jessica Hahn. Pig.



  23. 23

    Tiger is the one who cheated and if it wasn't her it would have been or WAS many others. What about Angelina Jolie? Tori Spelling etc… how come this woman is a "home wrecking whore" and those two get off scott free? Double standards obviously…

  24. YUCK says – reply to this


    24

    she is so ugly, I would never buy anything playboy, its a complete waste of money, but they really are destroying their brand putting ugly monsters like this on the cover. there are so many beautiful girls out there, this ho is ugly rachel uglytel. yuck.



  25. 25

    You just wish you could strap on a vadge and roll out your greasy blobs for Playboy.



  26. 26

    She disgusts me. Gutter troll is too good for her. I can't even think of any appropriate way to describe her besides SLUT.

  27. YUCK says – reply to this


    27

    I love how this loser thinks shes classy by wearing a necklace reminiscent of the one carrie bradshaw wore in sex and the city in the 2nd and 3rd seasons. this woman is low rent and if I were one of the unfortunate married men she banged, I would have just let the ho talk and not paid her a cent. or I would have talked about how ugly she is and how I just banged her because ugly women do the darndest things in bed. she has no self respect and no decent man will ever be with her or bring this skank around his decent and good family.



  28. 28

    THANK GOD! So glad to know she isn't going to show that off! Who in the hell would want to see the nastiness? UGH!



  29. 29

    Didn't she lose some one on 9/11? My heart goes out to her for that, but everythings else aside, Isn't she just a big o' HO. With the money she extortited from Tiger, why in the world whe whe go about ruining another man's life? Not to say these men aren't responsible, but very likely they will lose their families, homes, careers and who knows what. She has no reputation to lose, so I guess she's the WINNER with all that money.



  30. 30

    Nice caps. Fucking pig.



  31. 31

    why do men with beautiful wives find this ugly man faced whore attractive? I just don't get it. I guess all va jay jay's look the same in the dark or they put a bag over that ugly face of hers. Do people have shame anymore? To be known as a whore to married men and she is always hamming it up for the camera? Ugggh I wish she would die.



  32. 32

    So she got all those millions and still wants to pose for Playboy?!

    She is a lameass famewhore who can't live without someone eyes being on her or some guy poppin' his load to her though printed pages.

    Bitch…you need a shrink!



  33. 33

    her lip injections are hideous!!!



  34. 34

    Wow, I'm sick to death of no-talent star f*ckers like Rachel Fuck-and-tell getting paid for spreading their legs! Nasty slag!



  35. 35

    There was a time when people would hide their face in shame.
    This is sad, because now they act like celebrities.
    I do not get it.
    Why aren't they shunned?
    She allegedly got 10 million from Tiger and allegedly tried to extort money from that other guy.
    She is GROSS !



  36. 36

    Re: Snookietoes – HUN, ITS NOT DOUBLE STANDARDS, THEY ARE ALL WHORES AND SHE IS #1 QUEEN WHORE! EXPLAINING AWAY BAD BEHAVIOR DOESN'T TURN IT AROUND INTO GOOD BEHAVIOR, YES, THE MEN ARE AT FAULT, NO ONE IS SAYING THEY AREN'T…BUT SHE IS A NO GOOD DISGUSTING LYING PIG WHORE PROSTITUTE!!!



  37. 37

    This is like a Three-Ring Circus!!! The Battle of the W-H-O-R-E-S!!!
    It appears to me that Tiger will never be able to get his life back. Not with all those
    W-H-O-R-E-S, with their ugly silicone enhanced plastic bodies, trying to lure him to come back for more pervert, kinky sex. The only things Tiger has now is a mediocre Golf game, a Damaged Reputation for the rest of his life and many immoral, spiteful, shameless, money hungry mistresses, that will continue to make his life miserable. What a truly sad future!!!

  38. @v@ says – reply to this


    38

    Congrats to sloppy how-manys.



  39. 39

    RACHEL UTCHITEL, THE HUMAN TOILET!



  40. 40

    She's a nasty human being. Why does it say Perez Hilton behind her? What event is she at?

  41. @v@ says – reply to this


    41

    Perez! She's only posing for the articles.



  42. 42

    TRANNY ALERT!



  43. 43

    Re: maestro – ditch pig. i reserve it for situations just like this.



  44. 44

    Initially I felt sorry for her when I found out her fiance had been killed in the 9/11 attacks. She apparently has gone off the deep end with her pursuit of rich, married celebrities and her trashy club hostesses jobs. When I first saw photos of her, she reminded me of a badly-dressed drag queen in dire need of a makeover. And she's got a job as a reporter on Inside Edition??? Nowadays you don't have to be a legitimate news reporter…just sleep with somebody famous and you'll get a job on TV! This woman's 15 minutes of fame was up lonnnnggg ago, but yes, she's trying to sustain it with a Playboy layout. She should take her skanky, smelly self and GO AWAY. She does NOT deserve ANY Fame at all, yet she's becoming a celebrity for sleeping with married men.
    Probably pics of her Vag is on ashleymaddison or sugardaddy.com