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Timberpussy's Lap Dog Heads To Broadway!

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Jessica Biel is making her Broadway debut. Vanessa Hudgens is starring in Rent.

How about we let Lindsay Lohan do a one woman version of West Side Story, since it is obvious legitmate theater is being MASSACRED!

Miz Biel is slated to star in the new Broadway musical Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.

It will later be renamed "Audience Flees From Broadway Because of Nervous Breakdown."

The director of the original 1988 film, Pedro Almodovar, told reporters at Cannes this weekend that Jess has a great voice and “everyone connected with the production is excited about the choice.”

Puh-lease!!! Lying won't make this awful situation worse!

Stop trying to be more than you are - an adequate B-list actress! That is more than some people get!

Know your place!!!

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21 comments to “Timberpussy's Lap Dog Heads To Broadway!”



  1. 1

    she must like it in the bum?? (like you mario). why else would justin be with her? she is not pretty, has an awful body and no tits



  2. 2

    I actually aree with what your saying about Broadway. People in the business and in general have to stop putting celebrites on such a high pedistool. The only reason anyone should be hired for anything is because they know how to do the job the right away.



  3. 3

    Luv My White…. your an idiot! Beil has a FUCKING AMAZING body! Athletic and has a fantastic big ass!!!!! Perez, your a douche bag…. you hate and you expect everyone else to hate… all it does is make us like them more! Being gay is fine… but being gay to the point of hating certain women for being with certain men is god damn absurd!

  4. tasha says – reply to this


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    You've obviously never heard Jessica Biel sing. She has a great voice. She also got great reviews and a standing ovation when she did Guys and Dolls at the Hollywood Bowl so once again you don't have a clue what your talking about. Just hating to hate. Can't wait when you go down.



  5. 5

    meanwhile marios 'place' is living under a bridge blowing hobos…



  6. 6

    i agree with the broadway talk perez!!! please go check out my music at www.myspace.com/ozonnamusic !!! loves you



  7. 7

    And know your place: A BITTER WANT-TO-BE. I mean - don't you? Want to be an actor? Could you be? Are you talented or even trying to be? I respect you for being a hard worker and making your own industry - but please stop JUDGING BEFORE YOU EVEN SEE? You are a dummy. Just that. Energetic, entrepreneurial but dumb. Sad.



  8. 8

    Just because your face looks like a hairy ass, doesn't mean that you need to put down Jessica Biel. She's got a great figure, a nice singing voice and more going on than you ever will with your declining popularity.



  9. 9

    hey ,hugh jackman was on broadway and he can't sing



  10. 10

    it takes talent to be on broadway, and Jessica watsherface doesn't have it. I mean come on? The people do 8 shows a week, theres no she'll last



  11. 11

    lmfao
    this is the funniest post ever!
    so true! so true!



  12. 12

    oh, I dont know, maybe these girls have talent? Something Perez obviously isnt familiar with. You dont have to like them, but they are obviously getting jobs for a reason, and it isnt because of the guys they are dating



  13. 13

    I'm sooooo over her! She is so cold and looks down on everyone else. Who needs her?????????



  14. 14

    What is your gripe with Jessica B.??

    Did she tell you to piss off once??

    Because you sound like a sad bitter eight year old. How about you grow up!

    And anyone who says she is not attractive is either blind or jealous.



  15. 15

    She should know her place? Really? You don't seem to know yours, asshole.

  16. @v@ says – reply to this


    16

    What's she doing with that little twerp?



  17. 17

    Where is my comment from yesterdy. Chickn shit, pissy baby.



  18. 18

    not trying to dis jessica biel, but it takes talent to do broadway shows over and over and over. u can't possibly mess up, ppl are watching u LIVE, not a recording of you.



  19. 19

    Jessica is ugly? She's gorgeous! You're always going on and on about how attractive Lady Gaga is…are you kidding me? She looks like an elephant's ass and you're so far up it! Your view on beauty is skewed!

  20. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: SlickWilley – Happens to me, too; but he'd publish Carlin's seven words you can't say on television, no problem. It's mostly a democracy in the comment bay, but not always.



  21. 21

    OMG how preciousness'esessss is JEsicca!!!????? Beautiful!!!!