Jessica Biel is making her Broadway debut. Vanessa Hudgens is starring in Rent.
How about we let Lindsay Lohan do a one woman version of West Side Story, since it is obvious legitmate theater is being MASSACRED!
Miz Biel is slated to star in the new Broadway musical Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.
It will later be renamed "Audience Flees From Broadway Because of Nervous Breakdown."
The director of the original 1988 film, Pedro Almodovar, told reporters at Cannes this weekend that Jess has a great voice and “everyone connected with the production is excited about the choice.”
Puh-lease!!! Lying won't make this awful situation worse!
Stop trying to be more than you are - an adequate B-list actress! That is more than some people get!
Know your place!!!
[Image via WENN.]
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