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What Exactly Is LiLo Promoting In Cannes?! Inferno Doesn't Have The Rights To Use Porn Star's Name!

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HA!

Are we even surprised?!

Lindsay Lohan has been running around rampant the past few weeks, promoting her glorious return to film in the much-speculated Inferno, where she reportedly will be playing Deep Throat porn star Linda Lovelace.

However, we've just gotten wind that the project is apparently not even CLOSE to getting off the ground yet, because the rights to use the name 'Linda Lovelace' have not even been secured!

When the notorious porn actress left the adult film business, the name remained behind, and is currently owned by the same company that owns Deep Throat - Arrow Productions.

Arrow's owner, Raymond Pistol, claims that the first he heard about the Lohan version was when news broke that she claimed to be a part of the project!

He says:

“There is no way you can make a film about Linda Boreman and sex and not go through me.”

His representatives have since reached out to the film's producers, and are apparently still negotiating about the rights.

So, LiLo, this prompts a question: If the film is still so early in its pre-production that the rights to the name Linda Lovelace haven't even been secured, why are you blowing off all your Alcohol Education classes to be in Cannes 'promoting' it??

Bwa ha ha. Nice try, bb! Have a drink on us!

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34 comments to “What Exactly Is LiLo Promoting In Cannes?! Inferno Doesn't Have The Rights To Use Porn Star's Name!”



  1. 1

    LOL I THOUGHT THAT WAS BRITNEY SPEARS..



  2. 2

    she knows all that booze and drugs aren't doing her any good so why waste her last days on the planet being a trainwreck at her Alcohol Education classes when she can be a trainwreck just 10 feet away from real A-list stars and a gazzilion bottles of Dom. Altough she seems the vodka type, if you ask me



  3. 3

    she should leave Hollywood for a while and go to college (or finish high school if she hasn't done that)…figure out who she is, and then make a comeback when her head is on straight!



  4. 4

    loves lindsay!!! xoxox b.t.w go and check out my music at www.myspace.com/ozonnamusic !! xox loves you



  5. 5

    she's just "promoting" it as a cover-up, so when the press catches her runnin around all stank and ho-ish she can claim that she's "trying to get into character" lmao



  6. 6

    Miss Lohan has managed to celebrate her first night in France by falling down drunk in front of the world's press. She's getting a lot more pictures taken of her than that snooty Cate Blanchett.



  7. 7

    well, it was known that she wasn't signed to this project. She is totally off the deep end. why would ANYONE go promote a film that they: are not signed to, producing, have no money invested in, NOTHING??????? and not only that, she had to beg for the plane ticket to get there, and might end up in jail because of missed classes. How does she exist? She does she go up to people, 'talk' to them about this 'movie' and go on while they 'roll their eyes', try to avoid her, etc. Or is she just there to pick up as much swag as possible? she does have to declare it, I can see her lying about that to. No, that french purse, I had it for 3 years, that one, with the tags still on, 10 years, the other 5 with tags, 4 years, THEY ARE OLD , ALL OF THEM. I DO NOT LIE!!!!!!! I have NOTHING TO DECLARE OTHER THAN I AM DOING A MOVIE ABOUT LINDA LOVELACE!!!!!!!!!



  8. 8

    -
    For the record, Linda Lovelace was a second-rate porn star and 'Deep Throat' was a boring movie. Porn from that era tried very hard to be 'legit' with 'stories' and 'acting' etc.,…and usually failed miserably.
    -
    Not to mention that Harry Reems (receiver of the vaunted 'deep throat' BJ) had an average size dick at best and Lovelace's BJ skills were primitive by today's standards
    -



  9. 9

    LOL. Poor girl, she won't even realize what is happening until she is wearing cuffs in the clink; maybe that will make her pull herself up from the lies.



  10. 10

    Re: alfabravo – " Not to mention that Harry Reems (receiver of the vaunted 'deep throat' BJ) had an average size dick at best and Lovelace's BJ skills were primitive by today's standards"

    LOL…Lmao you are talking about Sex as-if you were a sports announcer talking about an upcomming basketball match. hahah I can imagin you in broadcast booth with another announcer saying " In the upcumming sex match lets hope this newcummer can put his back into it . If past matches are any indication he is lacking the lumberjack strength that a true champion . But his stats have shown a trend of sofening"



  11. 11

    What do you EXPECT her to do, stay home???

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  12. WoMC says – reply to this


    12

    Hmmm…let's see this crazy bitch ran around telling everyone she was going to play Stevie Nicks in a biopic…which was BS. So is it any surprise that she's making some shit up about some movie that's she's going to be in that most likely will never come close to existing?!? She needs to be locked up for her own good



  13. 13

    Re: Curious Yellow – I wish I could celebrate my first night in France by falling down drunk…dare to dream



  14. 14

    Re: alfabravo – Thanks v. much for the image of Miss Homo Erectus going at it primitive style…



  15. 15

    She only went cause she thought saMAN was going



  16. 16

    You're a dumb fuck, mario! You harp on her to go to rehab and them your equally stupid sister barbara says: "Have a drink on us!". You really are just plain stupid. Quit hiding behind you pseudo intelect and your sister, jackass!



  17. 17

    Lindsay Lohan never takes responsibility for her mess? Will Lohan fire her lawyer when she goes to jail?

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  18. litzi says – reply to this


    18

    HA! Lindsanity can't even land the role of a porn star…that in itself sums up how low her "acting career" has sunk. MAYBE she could get a job boinking donkeys in Tijuana.



  19. 19

    Re: alfabravo – That was awesome. I hereby pronounce you the Roger Ebert of porn.



  20. 20

    There's a simple explanation for this apparent discrepancy: She's a stupid fucking idiot. Does it all make sense now?



  21. 21

    SHE IS A PATHETIC LOSER JUST LIKE HER FUG SIS AND HER BASKETCASE PARENTS..THE WHOLE FAMILY IS A JOKE !



  22. 22

    PO LEESE stop reporting on this woman!!!! I used to read these rags for kicks, but now it's just pissing me off…enuff already! i'm officially logging off of perez…i bet if i check back 2 years from now you will be updating us on her rehab buddies—AGAIN… get this—she has no fan base which = no career—period, over, done and done…move on perez, the rest of the world has!



  23. 23

    SHE'S A RUNNER!! Sorry, honey, staying in Europe won't do you any good. Polanski's already under house arrest, and you're TOO OLD for him ANYWAY!!



  24. 24

    Re: bellababy12 i agree with u!



  25. 25

    still love her and she will prevail and make a legitimate come back one day

    what I don't get is how Perez has photos with Lindsay from his birthday party, but sometimes he makes snarky, condescending comments about her like on this post… two-faced much?



  26. 26

    Yo, earth to Lindsanity……… This girl is truly off her rocker.



  27. 27

    Didn't she go around claiming she was attached to a Sean Penn project too? I'm beginning to think all these falling down photos are staged for attention. Either way, she needs help.

  28. Emesa says – reply to this


    28

    Re: alfabravo – Dude. Please go and have some real sex :/



  29. 29

    How can Lindsay Lohan play Linda Lovelace (despite their names being very similar) when she doesn't have a good enough face or body to be a porn star. That's why Lindsay Lohan is a failed actress, because she didn't have what it takes to become a porn star. But all of her efforts to promote the movie will be worthwhile if it also features a recreation of the shooting of Linda Lovelace's first ever movie, "Dog 1", featuring a German shepherd!



  30. 30

    She's so delusional. For a long time she was running around saying she was playing Stevie Nicks in a biopic, until Stevie Nicks finally spoke out and said "like hell she is". Then a year or 2 ago she told Nylon magazine she was working on a project with Sean Penn and they were trying to reach Seth Rogan, then Seth Rogan said that never happend. I think she just makes these things up, gets them in her head, and starts believing them. Crazy, crazy, crazy.



  31. 31

    The message is the same and has been the same all allong now mario. Call it a effing day! Get over her, or do it oké and start a separate blog about her. Cuz now 1 in 5 submits are about how hard she's fallen, and it's NOT flattering.
    PS i'll have the crustations on your face to pathology after i snatched them off your obese neck. Thank yew!



  32. 32

    They could change the name and still make it. "Boogie Nights," anyone?



  33. 33

    ARE ALL OF YOU RETARDED??????????? ESPECIALLY YOU FAT TURD PEREZ OR SHOULD I SAY MARIO

    BOTH HER AND THE PRODUCERS!!! HAVE SAID THAT THEY WILL BE GOING TO CANNES TO ANNOUNCE THE MOVIE AND IN HOPES TO GET FINANCING!!! ONCE AGAIN FOR ALL OF YOU SLOW READERS!!!

    [THEY ARE IN CANNES TO ANNOUNCE THE MOVIE & GET FINANCING!]

    THEY NEVER SAID WERE GOING TO SAY WERE GETTING STARTED ON THE MOVIE!!

    SO HOW ABOUT ALL OF YOU TALKING SHIT ALONG WITH MARIO BEFORE POSTING SHIT UP READ THE NEWS AND THEN TALK SMACK!!!

    LATERS

    and for anyone that wants to weight in on my opinion! lets just end it here!!
    i certainly dont care what you guys have to say!! your opinion means nothing to me! so before you start, let me end it

    READ THIS GET HEATED AND TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON THE KEYBOARD!!!

    holla front!!! NO NEED TO HOLLA BACK!!!



  34. 34

    Re: PrinceFrederic – lmao:) yes, because when I think beauty, I think porn star!