Facebook Thinks You Are A Dumbf**k
Might want to rethink your decision to keep you Facebook after this.
The founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, is in some hot water this morning as some transcipted IM messages have just been released from back in 2004. Back then, Facebook was just for Harvard students and Mark was a 19 year-old eating Ramin noodles. But even then, he knew the power of the website he had created…and he knew how he was going to use it.
The following conversation was between Mark and an unnamed friend:
Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks
Plug in the name of every major advertiser willing to throw millions at this guy's feet, and you've got every conversation Mark has ever had in the business world.
Still think keeping you Facebook is a good idea or do U really not give a shiz?
Tags: facebook, ims, mark zuckerberg
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What a jerk!
LOL that transcript sounds incredibly fake
He is way to rich now to worry about it, he has millions because of other people's personal info!
thats sucha weakass news update.. uve seriously lost ur touch dear friend
Perez, you are late on this. Idiot.
This is disturbing.
never fell into retarded trends like this anyway……….the thought that someone could type my name into a computer and find me is creepy………….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA gotta love Mark Zuckerberg. Such a hero
if that conversation is true, it is priceless!
it's HILARIOUS but i still don't care. it's the only way i can keep in touch with lots of people weekly rather than just see them yearly
Please… this isn't news. I'd have said the same thing.
Do you trust your beloved Tw-tt-er, Perez? How do we know we should even trust you with our email? Never trust anything online.
thats mean
WELL…… YOU'RE AN IDIOT IF YOU SUBMIT YOUR REAL INFORMATION TO ANY WEBSITE.
Even if a site has a privacy policy, if your data exists, it stays in the database unless it's deleted by the administrator.
Any electronic data can be subpeona'd by the government. Any data whether you like it or not !
oh my gosh!
but i think everyone already knew that putting everything about yourself on THE WORLDWIDE WEB would be a dumb fuck idea and yet the majority of us did it, and still do. Just don't take naked pics or say anti-semetic shit and you're okay!
Meh…even a 19 year old from Harvard is STILL a 19 YEAR OLD! Stupid and immature. I'm sure given the success of FB, he has become more responsible and ethical throughout the years.
Man can you believe that? I can't believe he said that… oh yeah I have a text message from God.
GOD: Yeah I'm going to keep them on a big ball and see what they do?
[Redacted Friend's Name]: Put who?
GOD: Man, humans what do you think I'm talking about?
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What about the dinosaurs, I mean won't they eat these humans?
GOD: Didn't think of that, but it would be fun to watch! LOL
[Redacted Friend's Name]: ROTFL
GOD: No really, I'm smashing a meteorite into Earth to take care of that.
[Redacted Friend's Name]: You are a wild man!
GOD: Yeah, dinosaurs just run around and ate each other, the human is going to be capable to think, know right from wrong, invent stuff.
[Redacted Friend's Name]: This is going to be out of hand!
GOD: You don't even know man! Let's go get some chicken wings!
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What's a chicken?
GOD: It's what the dinosaurs turn into, they are delicious!
[Redacted Friend's Name]: I'm in! Text me when you get here.
GOD: I'm everywhere dude!
[Redacted Friend's Name]: LOL, yeah right!
I hope he sues your fat ass.
few days behind on this one
mario a. your an idiot. Posts things that you can copy and paste from other sites.
Re: Redmeat – @ 17 - thanx for the giggle……
Well, people are idiots for giving ALL of their information to a site like that.
glad I don't have one
i dont blame him for saying what he said. You really are an idiot if you post up any personal information for others to see. Lets just tell the whole world what ur address is, ur phone number, and when you're going on vacation and coming back..btw just leave your key under the mat. That should come in handy for someone! haha…
Re: Redmeat – So funny!!
that´s ,of cause , fucked up …
the thing is : do we have any other site now where everybody is? no..it´s convenient as you can find all of your friends and be in touch there …simple as that…
when it appears other better way to do that ..the next big thing..then we all will "migrate" there…hehe
Until then,folks :just don´t submit to much of unnecessary private shit and you won´t be in trouble. It applies to any place at the Internet. I thought everybody already knew that
Re: Redmeat – LOL thanks for that!
this was talked about on legitmate news sources last week and all came to the conclusion that the transcipts are highly suspect. Good lord do you just look for things, you are turning into Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter faster and faster.
Who cares? Not me.
Zuckerberg is a jew. NEVER trust a jew!
@Re: April 20th – agreed.
@Re: YoungTaurus – agreed
Re: bufffyyy333 – you kind of have to submit your real name, or no one can find you. But I see what you are saying. Thats why I never list contact info etc.
Re: Redmeat – LOL!!!
He was 19 years old and that was 6 years ago. Give the "kid" a break.
You can't spell for shit. Ramen noodles NOT ramin. Your grammar is also appalling.
Oh Please! They use the info to target ads there is nothing sinister going on….
@ redmeat..so funny! Seriously though I don't care for two reasons. Firstly he like you siad perez, was a 19 year old at a University and he probably just thought it was cool to have all this info ect. Clearly his priorities have changed since then and there have never been any evidence of him using the information he has poorly. Secondly, there is argument over whether this is even true.
it's is so old Perez.
You obviously hate FB since you did NOT post one my posts that directed people to Spencer's delusional FB page! ASSHOLE!
I could give a fuck less. I seriously doubt anyone is going to delete their FB page over something the guy said when he was a child.
This story is over 2 weeks old. You really need to hire better people.
who cares
IM SCARED NOW
old news….and more importantly…..if it is true….(and who really knows)….it was 6 years ago…..and he was a teenager….so…..i am thinking NEXT……he clearly got his head out of his ass a little bit…..
Oh yea…..some other kid kept a text message conversation for 6 years and just released it now…..uh huh…..totally fake.
IM STILL KEEPING MY PAGE
I dont use mine anyways. Fuck him too! Selfish little bitch!
Yeah… I dont give a shiz. Still keeping my FB. Nice try Perez, but that was before it ever turned into anything.
Re: Mad Dog – Fuck you.
there are dumbas*es if they put their legal stuff on there? why would you trust a damn website just because everyone else is. dumb public for ya
i've only been in FB about 6 months and am totally addicted. but i stick to a hard and fast rule…don't put anything on your FB that you don't want your mom, boss, and priest to read. i primarily use it as a way to stay in touch with my friends in another state.
but i do worry sometimes about my info floating around out there. hmmm.
Maybe, once, could you possibly use spell check? If you need some simple proof-reading before posting, I'm available.
WOW.
Why do people constantly come to this website to bitch about how much they hate Perez? I mean seriously, you took the time to make a sign-in and password, visit his site everyday (possibly more than once or twice), and talk loads of crap about him all the while hoping he will read what you've posted LOL. All of you "Perez Haters" make me wonder if your jealous of his successful blog and the life he lives. In all honesty who wouldn't be? He gets to rub elbows with the stars, make hella money doing it, and talk shit about them at the same time haha! Celebrities even kiss his ass in hopes that he will mention them on his blog.
Just admit you all come here for the same reason as the rest of us-for a little light hearted escapism.
I don't give a fuck, If I was famous probably I would be worried but why would he even care to get info from me? but we already know that if you give a website your info the administrator will have access to your info, you perez even have our mails and stuff about us, so who cares?
baha sounds so false and even if it was true I would still use FB!
I don't give a shiz. I've known for as long as I've had an internet connection that if something is private, you shouldn't upload it. I want everyone to see the photos I uploaded. If I have photos that would embarrass me or someone else, I won't share them on the internet.
IF it's even true
This isn't news. Those transcripts have been out a long time.
Don't give a Shiz
hahahaa
Re: Redmeat – Lol so thats what happened to the dinosaurs!! haha
I really don't care…I live in Latin America why would he ever need my info??
Meh. Who cares? I'm not going to stop using Mircosoft Word if I think Gates is a douche. Most of the rich are assholes. That is how they are so good at making money in the first place. Plus, I've said/typed some shit I didn't totally mean to make a point/be funny. I don't think it is that big a deal; he was talking smack; trying to look cool for his friend. People do submit that shit (myself included) and it sort of DOES make us dumb.
Yea, they can have an old email address that I used to sign up…. they can have my lame pics…..
What the hell is the big deal?
this story is a week old now! I look at this site less and less, the content is getting very poor!
Just another microcosmic slice of corporate America. Nothing new to see here.
Re: perezshermez – They come here hoping it gets better. This blog used to be awesome before Perez got too famous for it and hired barely trained monkeys to keep it going.
EXACTLY WHY EVERYONE SHOULD CANCEL THEIR ACCOUNT.
Re: Redmeat – oh wow this shit just made my WEEK
Re: Redmeat – Impressive. Supremely impressive. TY!
Do you even know how to spell Y-O-U-R? Twice in that "story" you say "YOU" instead of "YOUR". Whoever writes your posts for you when you're not around has some serious grammar issues. It shows that you don't check for spelling errors before you post it. Get with it, Mario!
Perez shouldnt you be sucking off lady gaga or something? I really dont think you want to make this personal
Re: Redmeat – haha, thanx for the laugh, it was funny..