If your grandmother is a little antsy when you get home, this should explain it.
James Franco is effing up her favorite soap, General Hospital, again!
Seems James didn't do enough damage the first time around, so now he is back to put the hospital in "peril" as his alternate, evil ego Franco.
According to ABC, Franco is taking the folks of Port Charles on a "wild ride of mystery, music, murder and mayhem," which in soap opera speak means the writers are on hiatus and are letting a casting stunt do the work for them.
ZzzZzz! How can someone so boring be so pretty…and so boring!
Any of U tuning in for his return on GH?
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