Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh, she's really gone and effed herself this time, hasn't she?
Although Lindsanity LOLhan has a court date she's required to attend on Thursday and has yet to finish her required number of alcohol education courses, that didn't stop her from taking off to Cannes to
pAArty her face off promote a nonexistent film!
In a HIGHlarious twist of irony - or divine intervention - that pesky Icelandic volcano and all of its ash is still messing with air traffic, and girlfriend apparently can't secure a flight back to El Lay before Thursday!
And as we all know, if she's a no-show, the judge is issuing a bench warrant for her arrest!
Have fun in prison, bb!
There was no reason for you to be in Cannes, so good luck trying to talk your way out of this one!
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