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Lindsanity Vs. The Volcano

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Oh, she's really gone and effed herself this time, hasn't she?

Although Lindsanity LOLhan has a court date she's required to attend on Thursday and has yet to finish her required number of alcohol education courses, that didn't stop her from taking off to Cannes to pAArty her face off promote a nonexistent film!

In a HIGHlarious twist of irony - or divine intervention - that pesky Icelandic volcano and all of its ash is still messing with air traffic, and girlfriend apparently can't secure a flight back to El Lay before Thursday!

And as we all know, if she's a no-show, the judge is issuing a bench warrant for her arrest!

Have fun in prison, bb!

There was no reason for you to be in Cannes, so good luck trying to talk your way out of this one!


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69 comments to “Lindsanity Vs. The Volcano”

  1. 1

    I bet you would love to be in prison, and be someones shower bitch, just remember douchebag, karma is a bitch.

  2. 2

    Michael K already riffed on the Joe vs. the Volcano title…

  3. 3

    sigh she will not go to jail.

  4. 4

    you've already told us about this mario —– today…….
    stop recycling "news"………………
    could you use a picture that looks less like her?

  5. 5

    I'd say jail might be a good thing for her but with all those lesbians in there she'll probably have a gaaaay ol' time!!! hahaha

  6. 6

    It's time this bitch gets locked up. She is useless and doesn't appear to want any help. SHAME on her family for letting her spin out of control. The media needs to stop giving her so much attention and I bet she would get her act together! Where did she get the $$$ to go to Cannes? I thought she was behind in her rent again.

  7. Jaded says – reply to this


    It's crazy that the girl can't get a flight home considering that with the amount of time she has to get back here she could easily get on a train to a lower part of the Europe and catch a flight back from there. Sometimes I'm glad that I'm not so high maintenance that I can't improvise and that I can use a computer for something other than breakup drama.

  8. slite says – reply to this


    Hey dumbass…Why dont you just do more than copy other's postings? News for you. T MZ has this wrong as well. There are NO delays out of the South of France. The plume errupted mid last week and even dealys in the UK which it effected the most have been removed.

    If she thinks this fools anyone except you, then you are way dumber than her.

  9. 9

    She'll get off, the big-shot Hollywood stars always get off.

  10. 10

    Perez (or whomever): In what way is this 'ironic'?

  11. 11

    I would think the court would show leniency in this situation.

  12. 12

    She shouldn't of been at Cannes in the first place, she just went to drink and party and cause trouble.

  13. 13


    You're just jealous you're not in prison. We know you're not a football fan but I'm sure you'd made a great Tight End. Try not to make it too obvious by dropping the soap every chance you get. Have fun in hell douchebag.

  14. 14

    I hope they send the bitch to jail for the entire summer so we won't have to read anymore posts about her for several months.

  15. 15

    Maybe the best intervention at this time would be for her to go to prison.She is going to die if she keeps going at this rate.

  16. 16

    Fit her for the orange jumpsuit and lets move on! She is becoming a bore!

  17. 17

    so dumb on her part everyone knows ya can't trust a volcano!!! she deserves jail why shud she get treated special for fucking up REPEATEDLY and not learning anything from it
    and she could always travel the other way via france to hong kong then to LA…so it aint impossible not like she hasnt got the money!

  18. 18

    oh please she will get off just like every other celeb!

  19. 19

    now you are copy & paste youre OWN STORIES!! your f*cken lame mario! get to work, you lazy grease big tooth f*cker.

  20. StayC says – reply to this



  21. 21

    lay off her…

  22. 22

    Re: Cassielyn – agreed

  23. 23

    this picture makes her look SO ugly

  24. 24

    What are alcohol education courses? They teach you how to mix a good drink or how to pick a good Merlot to pair with your filet mignon?

  25. 25

    Throwing her sad ass in jail would be the best thing for her.

  26. 26

    Re: Jaded – It's not because the airports are closed, as they're all open and operating as normal now - it's from the back up of passengers whose flights were cancelled.

  27. 27

    I'm tired of hearing of her antics. Get to rest already.

  28. 28

    The judge is issuing a bitch warrant for her undressed? I hope so.

  29. 29

    Didn't she fall down, dead-drunk, AGAIN, in Cannes ? Pissed to the gilles, and higher than a kite ! Sad.

  30. 30

    So stupid only bought a 1 way ticket knowing right well she has to return to LA by a certain date? If this judge does not throw her in jail, she needs to be disrobed.

  31. 31

    Wtf with that poor girl??

  32. 32

    Re: KissyS006 – Perez ALWAYS steals from Michael K.

  33. 33

    gosh she looks possessed in this picture! anywho GO TRUE BLOOD!! HEHE

  34. 34

    She can ALWAYS fly home - Lord knows, she is HIGH enough most of the time …….

  35. 35

    nothing is going to happen to her. IF and thats a BIG IF she goes to jail, she'll spend like 75 mins there before being released for overcrowding or something

  36. 36

    She better not get another extention!!!! Not a sinlge one of the people reading this would ever be given the ridiculous concessions that have been made for this ridiculous girl! DO NOT GIVE HER A PASS ON THIS!!!!

  37. 37

    You know she'll only have to spend like 80 minutes in jail anyway. that's what they do for all the celebs.

  38. 38

    YAYYYYYYY !! When she gets locked up i'm throwing a party and your all invited !

  39. 39

    here in france i didn't see her on TV promoting a film but partying in a club indeed :D

  40. 40

    she seriously looks like an Osmand in this picture…

  41. 41

    This picture of her is priceless.

  42. 42

    Re: PrinceFrederic – Lol. Love your comment :-)

  43. 43

    lmao she's stupid.

  44. 44

    u are such a fucking idiot. stop being a hater, why don't u go to jail if u like the idea so much.

  45. 45

    I agree with Coolsville she looks like one of the Osmonds in that picture. She almost looks healthy. How strange. If she actually got put in jail she would probably score drugs pretty quickly as most of the inmates probably know she is a user and will be going into withdrawals on her first day in. I am sure the most she would do is about 45 days tops, and most likely a few hours as the jails is California are so backed up that most of the stars are out before they can bat their eyelashes. Hopefully she won't make her flight and then maybe she will actually get a warrant on her butt.

  46. 46

    Isn't Lindsey on probation? And if so, she would have to have her probation officer sign a travel permit to leave even the state, otherwise she could be arrested for leaving without consent. With her upcoming court date who would allow her to leave?

  47. 47

    Leave her alone.
    Your constant kicking of her, while she's down, is soooo overdue TO STOP.

  48. 48

    haha the title made me laugh out loud!

  49. 49

    This will BE her excuse. Think about it. A volcano eruption is something she can't help, so the judge will have a good reason to ONCE AGAIN let her slide. The only thing that will ever shock ME is if this idiot EVER gets what is coming to her from the law. Sure, karma will get her, but trust me, she will NEVER go to jail. It isn't done (Paris was an anomaly). Slap on the wrist is the most one can ever expect for celebs, even if they are no longer worth their skin.

  50. 50

    Re: Cassielyn


  51. 51

    Why is she not in PRISON yet??? Yet, It would be fun to see her on Dog the Bounty Hunter getting her butt dragged to prison!!! Cue for Reality show…

  52. ONIT says – reply to this


    Obviously nobody has a clue how travelling by plane works between Europe and North America. They use the passage close to Iceland. It has to do with natural wind streams.

  53. 53

    She has a substance abuse problem you hideous woman hater. Why would you revel in anyone's misery you fat, fashioned challenged, bad music liking, self promoting, no-talent piece of shit.

  54. 54

    Please explain… how is she able to leave the country while on probation? A judge or her probation officer must of agreed to let her go. Also, why is she at Cannes? Is she an actress? She peaked when she was 10yrs. old in that movie with Dennis Quaid.. Parent Trap

  55. @v@ says – reply to this


    She'd better hop on a plane and fly east instead, all the way back around to L.A. if she knows what's good for her. I kid you not.

  56. 56


  57. 57

    she's lying, there's loads of flights and space leaving from paris, and she can get to paris by train

    i hope they lock her up

  58. 58

    good! send this ungrateful little addict to prison!

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  61. @v@ says – reply to this


    Did she oversleep again and miss her flight out? There ARE flights going out, but they're probably pre-booked. Lol.

  62. 62

    Lindsay is not the slightest bit worried about Judge Revel and the California judicial system. She knows damn well that California does not like to deal with the headache of incarcerating celebrities, and that the worst the judge will do is give her a couple of days in "time out", but most likely just yell at her a little.

  63. 63

    Seriously, I wish she'd get jail time if only to keep her out of the tabloids for a minute, but it won't happen. She is just a huge waste of space.

    Just OD already Lindsay so we can read about someone else for a change.

  64. 64

    i was rooting for this chick to get her shit together.. but i think i can safely say now i wish she'd hurry up and just o.d. Obviously shes a fucking liar. Shes a fucking drug addict who wanted to run off to cannes like everyone did! Fuck court. In a drug addict's mind, especially one who's already an extreme narcissist, you're untouchable. She knows damn well and probably did when she left that the volcano would work as an excuse, and so once again she wont go to jail , she wont get sober, so i wish shed just die already

  65. 65

    who said she can't find a flight back? She hasn't said that.

  66. 66

    She needs to be thrown into jail.
    Sadly celebrity justice will probably come into play with this negligent idiot.

  67. 67

    i do hope she gets arrested for her own good.

  68. 68

    she should have gone to jail years ago. she never will though because celebs are above the law, even d- listers like her.

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