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Bristol Palin To Become A Professional Guest Speaker, Charging WAY Too Much Money!

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We don't know what's worse - that she thinks she's worth that much or that venues will actually PAY her it!

Bristol Palin has signed with the speakers bureau Singe Source Speakers, and will apparently rake in between $15,000 and $30,000 for every appearance and speaking engagement she gives!

For all you interested in booking the twit for a truly inspirational insight into the mind of a Palin, she'll happily speak on behalf on such issues as "Abstinence," "Pro-Life," "Women," and "Youth" - because she's so wise in all of those areas!

Just what the world needs! Lovely.

BTW, where is baby Tripp going to be during all of this hard work??

BARF.

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112 comments to “Bristol Palin To Become A Professional Guest Speaker, Charging WAY Too Much Money!”

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  1. 1

    Who would listen to this idiot?



  2. 2

    Perez (the real Mario): you need to get back and start steering your ship again, because it's way off course. Whatever you're off doing, I think it's a real mistake for you to neglect the blog that made you famous.

    Whoever is writing this, I am sure they are doing their best, but they are not you. It's not the same. You're losing loyal readers.



  3. 3

    Pereztel….love you to death, really enjoy your website, but you GOTTA STOP hating on the working moms…you do it alot. Yes, Bristol is a stupid whore, but she's gotta work just like the rest of us moms.



  4. 4

    She should speak on subjects she knows: How to be a FIRST-Class WHORE, How to spread yer legs at an early age, How to live with a Bat-Shit Crazee Mom, How to go down on guys to make them really, really, like you..AND, how to become rich, by being a NOBODY ! !



  5. 5

    Wait, who gets to define what "too much" is? Perez Hilton? I don't think so.



  6. 6

    whatever perez….people have to make money to earn a living. you make money by stalking other peoples lives.



  7. 7

    The girl is a common whore - WTF is she doing speaking engagements ? !



  8. 8

    What the hell is this nation coming to when sluts who do drugs and can't keep their legs shut are hired as speakers telling their peers what they should be doing? Repulsive.



  9. 9

    You can really only blame the morons who would hire her. Or her Mother.



  10. 10

    America is becoming so white trash.



  11. 11

    There are hundreds of teen mothers out there. Anyone who wants a teen mom to speak should look in their own community and they are sure to find an articulate speaker who actually needs the money. Of course, without the famous name, they would probably not pay any money. Shameful.



  12. 12

    So let me get this straight… first your bitching about her getting it to easy from the folks and now that she has a chance to make some decent money, she is still stupid. Make up your mind you fart-tard. Why you should even care what she does is beyond me. You hate anyone that can get a hotter guy then you can… suppose we shouldn't be surprised, biggest hater in the world is Mario.



  13. 13

    I know plenty of teenagers who have had sex and have NEVER gotten pregnant. You know why? They were educated about condoms and where babies come from. Stupid whore



  14. 14

    The only people who would follow this nitwit are stupid conservative cun*ts. The same who follow that idiot mother of hers.



  15. 15

    Did she buy this dress at Kresges' circa 1965 ?



  16. 16

    Re: Be-Atch – Well she did learn it from your mom



  17. 17

    that dress is so ugly……….



  18. 18

    Perez, (or whoever is writing this bs) needs an economics lesson. She isn't charging "way too much" if there is someone willing to pay her. That's how the free market works. What should she do, sit at home an collect welfare so she can stay with her baby 24/7? This pays her better than working a regular job, and lets her spend MORE time with her baby than if she worked a 40 hour week. Regardless of what you think of her (or her mother's) politics she is trying to make the best life her herself and her baby. She'd be negligent if she turned down the opportunities, so STFU.



  19. 19

    This has to be a joke?!?! Isn't she working as an assistant in a doc's office? What value can she possibly bring to the table? Perez PLEASE let us know if she ever gets hired to do a speaking engagement and with who! Great another Palin we have to hear about. I got it. She can talk about the difficulties in raising a son so close to Russia. How the Foreign Policy influences a family. Something along those lines.



  20. 20

    MARIO, or WHOEVER YOU ARE, speidi USED to get paid alot for appearances, celebs get paid alot to SHOW UP, I suspect that YOU, if it is MARIO writing this, gets paid for appearances. YOU are WORTH what ever the venues are willing to PAY YOU. IF YOU READ THE POST, it also said that she is willing to change the fee depending on the venue and audience. and ……HOW DARE YOU QUESTION WHERE THE BABY IS GOING TO BE! Again, should all women with babies not work? she is a single mother. who knows how long whats his name is going to be able to pay support and how much. Yes, he is ordered to pay a decent sum, but, he is trying to get is changed, no one whats him. IF YOU QUESTION about her baby, then question Madonna, Angelina (she is single) and every other single mother.



  21. 21

    god you're late.
    i can't believe ppl will pay her to talk about shit she shouldn't be talking about!
    i could do that!
    shit, pay me!!!



  22. 22

    and…. she is supposedly going to school, how much is she going to do anyway??? If I was in her position, and this company came to me, I would jump at it. Far better to do a few speeches then have to work at mcdonalds and find babysitters and work long hours. and just think, Levi CAN ask for a reduction in support, saying she is doing fine and does not need all that money from him.



  23. 23

    Re: Poindexter-X – Tea-Baggers ! They gravitate toward TWITS ! !



  24. 24

    Perez, what business is it of yours how much someone makes? This isn't Venezuala. If you would like to proceed like it is why not trying to do your website from there and see what happens? ps. Green is not a good color for you sweets



  25. 25

    Re: Poindexter-X – NO, she is poster child of why birth control SHOULD BE USED, WHY ABSTINENCE DOES NOT WORK and you are not going to get by unless you have a famous parent



  26. 26

    Wow. What's with all the hate geared towards her? Yeah, her mother is a first class twit and she also says stupid things but you can't knock her for working. If someone offered to pay you 15-30 grand for an appearance, would you say, "naw, I'm not worth that much"? Doubt it. And it's really offensive that with this post and the one about Jamie Lynn Spears, you claim they cannot work/go to school and be a mother. That's a rotten message to send, Perez. Go back to celebrity babble. You can't cover the real stuff.



  27. 27

    I'm not sure I understand the logic. If she had an abortion, no one would know anything about her pregnancy. But she decided to keep the baby, and along with being a teenage mother, she has faced ridicule for being a "whore". So any teenage girl that has sex is a whore, and an "idiot" for getting pregnant? What about Levi? Is he a whore and an idiot for getting someone pregnant? Don't you think that a teenage mom (never mind her politics) may have a more compelling story for other teens to appreciate than hearing about it from an adult? You don't have to like her, her mom, their politics, or even want to see her speak, but her income from speaking engagements doesn't take any money or opportunity away from anyone else to make money. It seems very hypocritical to me to hate someone so much for having sex and getting pregnant, and talking about why, in hindsight, she made a poor decision. I guess you all think that it would have been better to just shut up and have an abortion so we didn't have to hear from her. Hypocrites and haters. I hope if any of you find yourselves in a similar situation, that those around you (and strangers) would be compassionate and not label you a stupid whore. It is really so cruel. And just because you hate her mother and her politics. Sad.



  28. 28

    Hypocrite. Thats all I can say.



  29. 29

    Re: mega_spen – LOL. It's spelled Venezuela. If you don't like knowing other ppls business then this should be the last website you should look at. Just saying…



  30. 30

    Old news…heard this on the radio yesterday.



  31. 31

    Re: JakeRyan – REPUBLICANS



  32. 32

    So if you guys don't like Perez…… why did u make a profile on his website.. .



  33. 33

    Just like her mum - Wonder if they will hire a staff to screen & hand pick all her questions just like her mommy does! WOW that must be hard work. Guess she has to pay for the nanny since she and daddy don't take care of baby trick, trig, tripp, trak, trap or fib - I forget the name of the poor bambino! Those putrid palins and their parroting talk -whoever the fukk would pay to see them reminds me of the ole adage, "a fool and his $money are soon parted"



  34. 34

    OH BROTHER!
    Just should just throw the Pope i there and have a Ignorance Fest!



  35. 35

    Fucking hypocrite! She made the CHOICE to have her baby. Sarah Palin wants to take that CHOICE away from all other women!



  36. 36

    All this gets me pretty mad that some people have it real easy in life. Ok this girl gets knocked up and splits from baby daddy (what a surprise). Then makes public appearences to speak on being a teen mom and abstinence. If you can call that WORK!!! Wow she had it soooo hard!(sarcasim) While others must ACTUALLY work to support their kids. What can she actually tell people what lesson she has learned from all this???Anyone!!!



  37. 37

    he will probably be with a babysitter. That is what you do when you are a single mother you work for a living!!!!!!!!!!



  38. 38

    Ho Ho Ho



  39. 39

    Maybe the government will pay for childcare like they do for the illegals. God forbid a mother actually WORK to support her kid. Stupid!

  40. Beccx says – reply to this


    40

    What is she going to lecture about - how to fuck n' suck in Alaska and breed bastard children? Will there be college credit for this?



  41. 41

    From teenage HO to professinal speaker? Only in America…..



  42. 42

    Damn!!!! Look at all the haters…..jealous much?



  43. 43

    let me get this straight, she does the opposite of being celibate until marraige and then gets rewarded handsomely for it? haha, whatever i still want to pound that ass into powder



  44. 44

    And her message is ‘Do as I say, not as I’m doing? And anyone is willing to pay/to attend/ to listen/to a ‘knocked-up kid? She isn’t even 20-years old yet? “Insight”? A total FUCKUP by the age of 20, a kid with no father and some poor bastard is willing to turn to her for Inspiration? Here’s an idea; live a little, and when you’re old enough to drink (legally), and after you’ve actually had a life, then pretend you’ve got insight and have actually leant something.



  45. 45

    Re: gatomalodoro – very well said!



  46. 46

    Re: Lizzy Lou82 – I was about to say the same!



  47. 47

    we'll have to see that crap for as long as morons walk the face of the USA. so frustrating!



  48. 48

    ps: i refer to the morons. and the morons know who they are!!!!



  49. 49

    This just shows how RETARDED AMERICA IS.

    Why would anyone pay her that much??
    I guess it pays to be a whore nowadays

    AMERICA IS TRULY IN A SAD STATE

  50. StayC says – reply to this


    50

    who would actually listen to her. She has no valid points. She's a teen mom from a wealthy family and will always have some kind of income. She will never struggle and she was not abstinent.

    Let's just pay Lawrence Taylor to speak about prostitutes and addiction.



  51. 51

    this is so vile. really vile.



  52. 52

    Re: liljinx1000 – You are 100% correct.



  53. 53

    Re: gatomalodoro – Well said. Unfortunately, many Perez readers are not very bright and the knee jerk mono-syllabic response of "Whore" or "Ho" appeals to them much more.



  54. 54

    she is irrelavent

    show ur tittays bitch so people remeber who u are.. besides being the dumbass slut who condoned premarital sex then gets preggers

    dumbass



  55. 55

    Re: Lizzy Lou82 – Yeah that has to be jealousy hahaha!!!Please come up with something else because that does not apply to everyone. What is really upsetting is that small minded people seem to EAT UP all her struggle and survival stories. OK. I will actually hear someone speak about "actual"struggle and WORKING while going to school and getting success all on her own. Without mommys help. But people people like you seem to eat up all her pity stories. PLEASE!!!! NEXT!!!



  56. 56

    why would anybody pay $5 to listen to this fugly retard speak?



  57. 57

    I would rather listen to Levi Johnston read Skakespeare.



  58. 58

    She's proof stupid happens to ugly.



  59. 59

    Personally, I would eat my arm before I paid to hear a Palin speak. However, calling this girl a whore and a ho is ridiculous and uncalled for. Just because she got pregnant doesn't mean she's a whore. We have no idea if she slept around with a ton of guys. I know plenty of girls who are whores, but they never got pregnant. Irresponsible? Yes, but a whore? We have no clue if she screwed a ton of guys other than Levi.



  60. 60

    who needs lectures about sucking dick and sex positions



  61. 61

    damn i wish common folk like me had it this easy
    in the white trash world all ya do is have sex spit out a kid and BAM your making thousands to talk to other fellow white trash whores (No college education??no problem) boy oh boy now that's the good life



  62. 62

    I'm not going to take advice on abstinence from some slut who got pregnant at 16.

  63. naima says – reply to this


    63

    What the fuck? what kind of subjects will this Retarted uneducated whore will be talking about?



  64. 64

    I can't believe the slut and whore references - how many of you have children or a child out of wedlock- how about your parents friends or co workers - why don't you walk up to them and call them names - really I dare you - I am not a Palin fan - I think she the Mom is - well I have niothing nice to say - however this is her kid and she's young and has made mistakes like we all do - I have seen some of her quotes in various publications and she seems like a cool kid - I do think the money she might make as a speaker is crazy as she has very little in the way of experience or training however - but that is no reason to call someone a slut or a WHORE -I hope none of you are parents because I bet your kids will turn out just as bad as you



  65. 65

    Re: Be-Atch

    judgmental much ?



  66. 66

    kind of hypocritical to promote abstinence when you got knocked up at 17 LOL



  67. 67

    Re: schoolyard bully

    wow go back to school - FAIL



  68. 68

    Sounds like someone is jealous because someone is going to be making more money than he, but of course, atleast she will actually be doing something.



  69. 69

    The title of her speech will be "Do as I say, not as I do - a hypocrite's guide to being a teenager."



  70. 70

    Re: Beccx
    you seem to have the whole suck n fuck thing covered — maybe you should become a speaker - asshole !



  71. 71

    Re: justme09 – It's not just a "white trash world" where people trade on their notoriety (like Paris Hilton) or talent, looks, or brains to make a buck. In this world, you need to maximize what you have got–some people are smart and computer geniuses–they create something and make the $$. Paris Hilton traded on her name and status as a "socialite" to get in the papers, then her sex tape got out…instead of being crushed by it and going into hiding–she traded upon her notoriety and made handbags, got a tv show, started perfume lines, got paid $$ for appearances at clubs…she's making lemonade out of lemons. I know a lot of people that have made bad decisions (that only seemed bad because they got pregnant, arrested, addicted, whatever). I know this is a gossip site–but it would be nice if we didn't have so much hate in our hearts for others…wait a minute–what am I doing on Perezhilton then?!



  72. 72

    Re: chandorena
    America would only be sad if you lived here



  73. 73

    Re: UberBling

    your a dickless wonder



  74. 74

    *********************************************

    WHY ON EARTH THIS GIRL THINKS SHE HAS
    ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING (!) TO SAY THAT WOULD
    BE REMOTELY (!) WORTH ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY
    IS BEYOND ME.

    AND I'M THE SINGLE MOM OF A CHILD WITH
    DOWN SYNDROME, AND I STILL (!) THINK THIS!

    WHAT A GOOD MESSAGE TO SEND TO OUR
    DAUGHTERS….. BE A TEENAGER, HAVE A CHILD
    OUT OF WEDLOCK, AND GO ON THE
    SPEAKERS CIRCUIT!! YEA!!!!!

    STUPID PALINS….. AND EVEN 'STUPIDER'
    ARE THOSE WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO PAY
    HER THIS MUCH TO SAY ANYTHING AT ALL.
    I WOULD INDEED WORRY ABOUT THEM,
    THAT'S FOR SURE!

    I JUST KNOW I WOULD NOT LET MY OWN
    TEENAGE DAUGHTER GO LISTEN TO HER IF
    SHE WAS SPEAKING AT A SCHOOL
    ASSEMBLY. NEVER, NEVER IN A MILLION
    YEARS….. EVER!!

    ***********************************************



  75. 75

    Re: naima
    she'll probably call you if she is in fact a retard - sounds like you have a lot in common



  76. 76

    Re: justme09
    not you - in fact I think you'd be perfect to talk about all that nasty shit



  77. 77

    Re: tigrrrlilly
    what do you care I bet you couldn't stay awake or sober for anyone



  78. 78

    Re: b a t k i s s
    you would know



  79. 79

    Re: Gagalicious_x
    your right - so take some advice from me - play in traffic



  80. 80

    Abstinence, now there's something that she should have looked up in the dictionary. Yeah, I'd go watch her speak…not.



  81. 81

    Actually, she IS an expert on pro-life you dimwit. She had a baby as a teenager. As much as I can't stand the Palin family, they practice what they preach with their pro-life stance…both mom and daughter.



  82. 82

    What a mess she is. Fat gut sticking out, huge flabby upper arms, ugly dress, hair must have taken all of 10 seconds to stick up in an elastic band. Why would anyone give her any credibility?

  83. hehee says – reply to this


    83

    she did not get her mother's looks

  84. StayC says – reply to this


    84

    Re: justme09 – wow… really? I think she's far from white trash, she's just a rich white kid who got knocked up… your point is just as valid as anything she will say at any appearnce she's getting over paid for. Congrats on your irgnorance.



  85. 85

    who would pay more than a quarter to hear that ding bat speak. In fact, if you pay her mother more than a dollar, you're an idiot.



  86. 86

    Re: StayC – o yes im the ignorant one yet im the one in school,with no kids,no baby daddies and plans on making money through my brains and not with (whats between my legs).Im aware that her MOM has money but money doesn't make them classy she still acts like red neck trash…just look at the man she decided to lay down with….i call them as i see them,,,how you feel about that really isn't relevant = /



  87. 87

    Why should she be giving people advice? What gives her the right? She got pregnant at an early age and doesn't even (really) support the child. She can't relate to everyone else. Most teens get pregnant and have to work a fast-food job, not give $30,000 speeches.



  88. 88

    Talk about cashing in.
    She screws around, gets pregnant; like that's an accomplishment???
    What a joke!!!
    This is sad.
    Why, why why is bad behavior celebrated?



  89. 89

    Shut up! You'd probably charge more 'cuz you think you're the shit, when you're actually nothing more than a piece of shit in my golden toilet. Go die, Perez!

    And FYI, if you think she charges a lot, try a photo op with Obama and see how much that'll cost you. And trust me, it's way more than she's charging, so check your facts before you continue parading you and your idiotic followers as jackasses.



  90. 90

    And stop complaining. Even if you were allowed to marry, no one would marry you, so there's no need for it in your case! Hahaha. Jackass!



  91. 91

    Re: Gagalicious_x – Hello? Are you retarded? Think about it. She's promoting abstinence because she got pregnant and realizes that it wasn't worth it…which is why she's telling kids not to have sex. She's not saying, "Oh, sex is so fun…everyone go out and get pregnant, because it's totally the right thing to do!" Geez. Trying using that peanut brain of yours, you dipshitted moron. KThxBye!



  92. 92

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – She's promoting abstinence now because she realizes that having sex and getting pregnant was a stupid choice. What? You've never been a teenager? Never done something that you've regretted? And what do you mean it's hypocritical? Does that mean if your parents smoked crack when they were pregnant with you doesn't give them to right to tell you not to smoke crack? Oh, but why? Because they've smoked crack before and it's hypocritical of them to now allow you to do the same? And if your little pathetic rebuttle is that you don't have parents, ahh! No wonder you're such a retard. Go get an education as you'll never make as much as Bristol Palin does either! HAHA.



  93. 93

    Re: DaisyHalt – Shut the hell up. Teenagers are full of hypocrisy, but how do you expect people to learn and grow up? What? You think you're so "smart" today because you were born with all the knowledge of the world? Shows how dumb you really are by what you wrote. Most people learn their what and what not to do through all the mistakes they've made. If you don't think so, maybe you've never been a teenager before. You must be some old ass perfect granny! =P



  94. 94

    Re: gatomalodoro – Well said! Definitely well said.



  95. 95

    Re: April 20th – Your face is ugly. Stop sucking Perez's gay dick.



  96. 96

    FOR 30,000 ID WANT MY DICK SUCKED ALSO



  97. 97

    is she pregnant again or just fat?



  98. 98

    I'd like to hear her speech on ass-fucking. I hear she's an expert in that and that she learned it from John Edwards.



  99. 99

    Another by-product of Bush/Cheney's eight year mission to 'Dumb Down' America.

    This ridiculous and dumb teen getting paid to give speeches makes about as much sense as a bag of rocks.



  100. 100

    her mother is hotter at 40 something than this beachball..also her nose looks broken.anyhow post pics of the hot mama not the heffer.has no class but alot of ass

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