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Dina Defends Lindsanity's Lost Passport Story!
Lindsay Lohan's story about her lost passport may sound like shiz but her mother is backing it up! The enabler is claiming that this is the 100% truth!
Dina said:
"I'm exhausted. I've been up for the last 24 hours with Lindsay and her attorneys dealing with this. It is true that her passport was stolen. This was not a planned scheme. We are actively dealing with the French Embassy as we speak but unfortunately they close at a certain hour so we¹re trying to get someone in a higher echelon to help us."
And, of course, deadbeat dad Michael felt the need to get in on the action!
"Right… Ok. It's just another lie. Everyone knows that. I still plan to be there and make my case to the judge," said Michael.
The fact the Dina even heard from him was enough to set her off!
She continued:
"For Michael to say Lindsay's lying…why couldn't he have called up his own daughter and asked her himself what the facts are? Lindsay had copies of her plane tickets on her blackberry. She has filled out an application for a new passport, we've filed the necessary police reports. We're actively trying to get her home.
Lindsay had every intention of making her court hearing and she would never in a million years skip her brother's graduation. He's graduating summa cum laude. It's a big deal," Dina said.
She will be in court, whether it's on Friday or Monday. She has, like, two alcohol classes left and she plans to make them up next week.
You know, it's going to be up to the judge. This is a very serious situation and it¹s been very difficult. We're all taking this very seriously but it's important not to let it snowball into something it's not. Lindsay's in compliance with her classes. It will be ok, I can promise you that."
Uh, can you?!
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OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ENABLING WHORE!
shut the fuck up, dina. nobody believes a goddamn word that comes out of your puckered old mouth. the only person with WORSE credibility than you is your scumbag kid.
god i hope firecrotch is tossed in jail and ACTUALLY does time. none of this revolving door bullshit that celebrities regularly get.
Threw her drunken ass into jail and let her dry out. Actively working with the French Embassy ?? Don't you need to be dealing with the US Embassy in order to replace a US passport ?? The mother just continues to cover up for Lilo's lies. I'm sure it will miraculously reappear on Friday.
I'm the same age as her and there's no way in hell my mom would me staying up for 24 hours to work through my shit, she's like a child. Grow the fuck up, Lohan.
yeah ok
i call bullshit!
If she was that serious about getting back for court, she wouldn't have gone to France in the first place. This girl is a JOKE. I hope she gets sent to jail, its where she belongs!
I find it plausible that in a drug induced stupor she may have lost her passport *shrug*.
Mommy Enabler defending the skank - WHAT a surprise ! Excuses, excuses. Always. Getting to be a bit suspicious, and tiresome ! I hope Da Judge throws the book at her ! ! WHAT is this skanlk gonna be like 10 years from now ? !
Oh….And I blame THE MOTHER ……
Oh, these people. They make me sick. They're all fucking crazy and I think they should all be locked up.
can we really blame lindsey when this nut case is the one that raised her? really, this woman sounds like a raving lunatic……
…AND, THE DOG ATE HER HOMEWORK !
BULL SHIT…
Com'on Judge.. she's daring You to do something…calling u out girl
…'….and she would never in a million years skip her brother's graduation. He's graduating summa CUM laude . It's a big deal,' Dina said. Lindsay only heard the word CUM - THAT'S why she is eager to get back ! ! Just say'n ……
Re: Pammie8 – AGREED PAMMIE 8! Geez - she should not have gone to another country the same week this was scheduled - plain and simple - STUPID IDIOT BRAT - THROW HER IN JAIL - PLEASE.
Look at her dress!!!!!!! She took a pair of scissors to it b/c it was too long and she didn't even hem it. What A TWAT Linz really is.. Pathetic too!!
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Please “ somebody ““““““ LOCK HER UP!!
Here these fuck-tards go again, waisting everybodys time……..fuck these people
….everyone is so quick to condemn Lindsay…I wouldn't doubt someone is setting her up KNOWING she has to get back to the States for a court date….all you haters out there…has anyone of you lost a passport?…bloody hell…most of you losers have never been out of the country….Lindsay is innocent
HAHAHAHAHAHA DINA, you really think in your sick mind that people believe this crap of yours?
Who the fuck you think you are?
LL did not have any business in Cannes, why did she fly there?
OMG, I truly hope they LL in jail, this charade has been going WAY to long.
Of course Dina is going to defend her meal ticket. She and Lindsay need to hold hands and jump into the volcano clutching tubes of their tan cream.
Um. When you lose your passport and you're a US citizen, you would go to the American Embassy, not the French Embassy. Fucking moron. Or liar. Or both.
Not another "Planned Scheme" but another bad judgement call or a perfect example of Lindsay making bad choices and dumb ass Dina enabling her. Her mom needs help as much as Lindsay does (Ali next). I do not belive her passport was stolen. She just figures her lawyer can work something out. She wanted to go so she went.If she is not thrown in jail and treated like everyone else, all heck should break loose.
All official reports state that she is in compliance with her classes. So why is the Judge being such a fucking dick? It is a double-standard. But not the way you sheep fuckers think it is. Lindsay is being treated unjustly just becuase who she is.
Taking it seriously is making sure your ass is in the state where your court appearance is a day before not the day of but the day or two before. I for one am so sick and tired of celebrity justice, she will probably only do 13 seconds in prison/jail what the hell ever and it will be done. ta ta a slap on the rest for you, all others go directly to jail.
it's just so effing sickening.
Just to help you out, It's the AMERICAN embassy that would help you with a US passport not the FRENCH. Hope this helps.
I have no simpathy for the dumb bitch, she shouldnt have left the country right before a MAJOR IMPORTANT court date. she needs to go to rehab and not jail, anyways.
Oh oh *hands raised high* I have a question for Dina…why didn't Lindsey avoid the risk and just not go to Cannes? She didn't have to be there and this way she wouldn't have had her passport stolen or lost….why does no one ask the relevant questions. Oh well it should be fun seeing Lindsey go to jail when she hits US soil.
She's a classic co-dependent. Her payoff for acting less like a mom and more like an enabler is the media attention SHE keeps getting from flip-flopping and supporting her crazy-assed-addict daughter. Lindsay's passport wasn't stolen. She went on what was risky timing for this trip, in the first place. And the missing of classes and her mom's excuses for this is entirely unacceptable. Most normal people would have a judge laugh at their excuses for missing even one class… that her mom says she has missed two, will "make them up", and then virtually tosses the issue asside… is reprehensible. It mocks the legal system. Belittles the rest of us average citizens who have to hold ourselves to a higher standard. And, ps… why should her father ask Lindsay ANYTHING… you don't ask an addict…. they lie… they are ruled by an addiction which causes them to keep lying… I think it's actually time that DINA WENT TO AN ADDICTION CENTER and got out of this cycle of assiting her daughter in lies, deception, and spiraling downward.
doesn't lindsay qualify for a motion for a continuance since, in all fairness, this would be her first request?
in most cases, a continuance is granted. she has one of the best attorneys of our generation. i hope she's earning her retainer.
its so sad to watch her slowly kill herself with her actions, and behavior. what is just as sad is that no one truly cares about her. her father just wants to get famous for helping her, her mother wants to save face and act like everything is a misunderstanding, how sad it must be to despise yourself and your family.
a friend of mine had her passport and plane tickets stolen at a train in Spain and the embassy gave her an auxiliary passport to allow her to return back home. That's usually what happens.
I call bullshit on the Lohans.
Funny, previous post had Lindsay tellling us she's working with the American Embassy and now Dina says she's working with the French Embassy? Sorry Dina, the French Embassy doesn't have anything to do with Americans or their passport difficulties. Try Again.
IMAGINE HOW EMBARRASSING IT MUST BE TO HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO PUBLICLY PRETENDS TO BE A LESBIAN. HOW SICK.
I live my life with out giving anyone cause to hurt me and still I live in sadness every day yet girls like this can do as they please and get rewarded with more good times. I just don't get it. I don't wish her any harm, I just wish I could get a break. Am I an a**hole for feeling sorry for myself?
If I were either one of her parents I would just stop talking to the media. She's what, 23? She should be able to defend herself without mommy or daddy making excuses for her like she's in the principal's office. Either way, this girl has had it coming. I don't give a shit how 'famous' she is, she broke the law, more than once. She deserves it just like anyone else.
I smell a skank
Uhhh, maybe she shouldn't have fucking GONE TO FRANCE. There was NO reason for her to be there, promoting her nonexistent movie or not. She's irrelevant in the acting world and the only reason we're talking about her anymore is because she's one hot mess. She shouldn't have left the country knowing that there may be something that comes up that prevents her from coming home in time for her court date but nooooo. I hope the judge takes a page out of Paris Hilton's case and forces Lindsay to stay in jail for every single one of the days she'll be thrown in for. Maybe then she'll realize that she needs to hold herself accountable for her own actions.
Wow, the judge better send her to jail, she is going to hang herself if people keep giving her rope. She should not have left the country when she had an upcoming court date. Her Momager should be ashamed of herself for allowing the drug addict to leave the country. Of course she lost her passport, she lost her mind years ago, why would she be able to hold on to a passport.
Re: Be-Atch – LMFAO ur hilarious,…
What a train wreck. This family is SO fucked up that its no wounder that Lindsay is a fucking mess. With parents like this you stand ZERO chance to be normal. Lindsay is a class a mess but her own dick head father calling her a liar??? And he wounder WHY she doesn't talk to him. What a prick.
Re: obbie doobie! – I second that. But, watch her find it after the party is over. Lindsey it's time to grow up sweetie. You will have to face the music like it or not. I've been hoping she would stop and get her act together but she just does not get it. You can't stay in France forever.
Re: alihalley – man ur DEAD ON !!!
Someone should inform Supermom that there are no French embassies in France.
Rather hard to believe this story - when you lose your passport in a foreign country you deal with YOUR embassy, not the french one. Its the American embassy in France that would have to issue a new one, and they can do it within a day so there is no reason she can't fly home. Nor is there any reason her mother had to be involved.
Summa cum laude from high school? It happens but I don't think it's happening here.
Re: TheRockChick – She has had EVERY opportunity to lead a GREAT life. She chose the HollyWood Fast Lane - drugs, sex, sloth. She hasn't got it into her head that it can't last forever ! She needs to move to the mid-west for a year, and breath. Really, truly path-e-tic ! I have 0 (ZERO)sympathy for someone who has (had) it all, even with such AWFUL parents.
French Embassy is in the US, not France, idiot!
She should be at the US Embassy or Consulate to get a passport replacement.
I can't wait to see this bitch in jail!
I can't believe anyone would think that the judge is being hard on her. Pleez. If you had a mandatory court date and not only did you leave the country, but you went out drinking all night, every night before your court appearance for alcohol class compliance, and you think everyone is being hard on you, then you're a moron just like she is. Passport is lost my ass!
Oh PUH-LEEZE Dina! This is the same woman that used to claim she was a former Rockette until some reporter actually checked out the story and found out she'd been lying about that too.
…..and when Lindsy is found dead on the floor Dina will say she isnt dad she's acting and now everyone will know what a great actress she is!! Its such a shame that Dina cant see past her enabling and excuse making for Lindsay because it seems her daughter is killing herself in front of her and she thinks its sunshine and roses. D U M B - B I T C H….I do admit and agree Lindsay is a full time job, but she needs help, not excuses.
Enough with the excuses.Lindsay needs to take responisbility for her life and her actions. Hopefully the judge throws the book at her. best thing that could happen to her wouldbe if she didnt get a way with this. Too baf she wasnt facing Judge Judy!
Anybody who believes this crap is crazier than the mother. They make a safe in every hotel. Lindsay knows that she has super low Q rating and that everyone would want to steal that passport if it even was stolen which I am willing to bet it wasn't. Dina is about as dumb for believing her as we are for even wasting our time on the whole spectacle, but it is truly like a train wreck, and we can't help, but watch. Seriously we are entranced because we are all hoping this little spoiled, drunken, sleaze ball gets what is coming to her. And it couldn't, "hopefully" teach her a better lesson as obviously rehab didn't do her a darn bit of good. Even though she went for a really long time that time she went. God, what is it going to take with this girl?
…of course she would defend her…that is what enablers do.
Oh, goodness. Poor Lindsay
Maybe she really did have her passport stolen - people are always after "celebrity" souvenirs. Sadly, because she is such a pathological liar, she doesn't get the benefit of the doubt. I guess we'll see who can get the first photograph of her in her new orange jumpsuit.
This woman is obviously in denial. She loves what comes with her daughter's dubious celebrity, so she enables the behavior. No way in hell she would be at Cannes rubbing elbows with the stars if her daughter didn't take her there. I don't believe a word that comes out of Dina's or Lindsay's mouth. It's all TOO convenient. Why did she leave the country in the first place? She had no business in Cannes - there is no movie to promote (her Linda Lovelace project excuse is pretty flimsy). Then everything conspired against her … first the volcano … now the passport … poor Linday - all this stuff just keeps 'happening' to her. I hope they throw her ass in jail so she can detox for real and maybe see what a mess she's made of her life. I absolutely hate it when people waste their opportunities - and this girl has done it in spades.
Re: Nathiestx – You idiot … the program says she's in compliance but they don't grade compliance based on what the judge told her to do. The judge said she had to attend classes every 7 days, which she has not done. Also, the program has let her miss classes for dubious reasons (attending a benefit in NY, etc.). None of those excuses would have been acceptable for a normal person, but the program has bowed to her celebrity. It's not what the program says as far as compliance is concerned - it's what the JUDGE says. Missing classes and not attending every 7 days are in violation of the judge's order - so she's violated the order and now she has to pay. Pure and simple.
Nice try! I lost my passport in in Belgium and I had a new one in an hour! And I'm just some random chick from WI.
Ha ha - "She has, like, two alcohol classes left and she plans to make them up next week". Even I know (and everyone else on the planet who has 2 eyes or 2 ears)that Lindsay has 3 more classes to make up. The passport excuse is so utterly obvious it makes my skin crawl that she actually thinks people are foolish enough to believe her. She "had" to go to Cannes, she *may* not get back cuz of the ash, then she *loses* her passport. WHAT A FACADE! Throw away the key!
wWhere's the person who beat the shit out of perez?? he needs to go beat some common sense into this bitch.
L.Lo is lookin pretty good there.
I don't know…if you have a big court date coming up maybe leaving the country just before isn't the best of ideas. I'm just sayin. That seems to open up lots of room for complications. I guess if you really cared about your court date you would make sure that you had all things lined up to be there. OH HAHA. So does have some stuff LINED UP….damn drugged out girl. I feel bad for her. So lost.
If it was so important to her, to be back in town to finish the alcohol classes .. she would not have gone away in the first place. She didn't have to go .. she chose to go, party away, and be the loser that we all know. It was her decision. Bullshit her passport is missing. It isnt that difficult to go and apply for a new one, and anyone could come up with that excuse, and even work on getting a different one, so they wouldn't get caught in the lie that they created. Lying 101 .. always cover your tracks ! I think the judge should throw her in jail, and maybe she will learn a small lesson, as we all know she won't come away from it a changed person, but she might learn that no one believes a word she says, and we can all see right through her.
Why would she leave the country in the first place with a court date coming up? She shouldn't get excused. It was her decision to leave (she knew how the weather was there) and there's no way to prove that they "lost" her passport.
She can't put her documents on a jumpstick like everyone else when she travels, or make photocopies and leave the original in the hotel safe like everyone else. The drama.
Geezus, Lindsay is 24yo, and her mother is still acting as if she's 12y. Lindsay knew she had a court date, she had no reason to go to Cannes, other than to party, and she blew this off, like she blows off every other responsibility. She didn't lose her damn passport; she never went to the airport; she even confirmed herself as a guest at a party on Friday. Idiot. And, Dina, get your facts straight - if you were really dealing with an embassy to get a passport, try the American one. The French one can't do a damn thing for your crackhead daughter. Seriously, I don't know who I hate more, Lindsay or her mother. They both have sh*t for brains, have no moral compass, and lie pathologically.
As a mother (Dina)… WHY would you let your daughter (or support her decision to go in any way), who is in legal trouble, even fly to Cannes in the first place when she knew of the court deadlines and whatnot? But even if she did go to jail, it would probably be for 5 minutes, then get released due to "over crowding" anyway…
If it were any one else - there would be a warrant issued regardless of the excuse. I don't understand WHY our legal system is so lenient towards "famous" people… it's pathetic.
Re: xoxo_anonymous – " L.Lo is lookin pretty good there. "
face is puffy.
There could have been soooooo many 'what if's.' She shouldn't have gone in the first place. Too many things can and do go wrong when you leave things to the last minute, such as being in FRANCE with not enough time to get back home.
She was irresponsible.
Re: Tube Steak – Lindsay isn't innocence, because she should never have left the country in the first place. Everyone else knew that would be a disaster somehow, and guess what? It WAS!
Re: Tube Steak – No Dina, you fucking moron because smart people keep there passports in a safe when they travel out of the country so it dosent get stolen.
OH DINA IT IS TIME TO STOP WITH THE DENIAL!!!! Your daughter is a grown up without the consequences for her actions. It is time for you to let her hit rock bottom and then get her help. You are not helping her by making by speaking on her behalf. She knew she had to go to court, she should have never went to Cannes, and she had nothing to do there but party. As a mother and manager you should have asked her if she thought this was a good decision, you did not! We all heard your story one to many times, it is time for her to go to jail, Maybe, just maybe she will then realize the world does not revolve around her. You and Michael caused this, shame on you for putting all your children in the middle of your animosity towards each other. If you take some time you may be able to save Alana and Cody. Signing off…A Long Island Mom who has seen what goes on in your family….
everyone knows that if you want to avoid court or a deposition….and you have the means….you leave the country! HELLO!?!??! i hope the court throws her ass in jail…so sick of this nasty HO! It's not even good gossip anymore…it's just pathetic!
veryone knows that if you want to avoid court or a deposition….and you have the means….you leave the country! HELLO!?!??! i hope the court throws her ass in jail…so sick of this nasty HO! It's not even good gossip anymore…it's just pathetic!
wow. arent you delusional. btw perez, why do you even give that cancer of so called man press???? the leach just waits around to exploit and scrutinize his own blood. wtf.
The stupid bitch should not have gone out of the country to begin with. Even if the passport story were true (highly doubtful), cutting it so close with international travel - weather considerations, delays from the volcano - was just arrogant and showed how little regard she has for her situation and all of the legal ramifications. And as usual, mommy thinks that it's all just fine.
can you graduate "summa cum laude" from high school?? i dont think so!!!
Oh, now it's a 'lost passport.' She can perhaps expect a lost chance at time in rehab replaced by a nice little stretch of hard time.
The judge told her what was expected. She shouldn't have gone to Cannes, and if she did, she should have kept her passport on her person.
Biggest lie. My family's full of alcholics & enablers she's exactly like them.
Entitlement issues + clever tactics, lies, deceptions + enabling mom = recipe for disaster.
First of all, when your in a foreign country and you can't find your passport - how do you know it was stolen?????? Anybody would just assume that they misplaced it or lost it and when you didn't find it, would you be like "Oh someone definitely stole it". lol Who steals a passport? It's not worth anything especially if its stolen and noone else can use it. These people are lying bitches and I hope this judge throws her orange ass in jail. CPS should be called on the mother while they're at it.
This family really are disgusting airing their laundry all the time. Fucking horrible parents.
It's total fantasy, but I would ROFL if Amanda accidentally 'found' Lohan's passport while Lindsay was chatting up her boyfriend. Life's plans just do not come together that well. My guess is that Lindsay has secretly decided that she just doesn't want to or have to go home just yet.
Smelling lies. and deep sh***!
If she doesn't fly on friday, Dina & Lindsay must know monday is a FREE day in France. Administrations are closed.
Lohan is set up.
How convenient. At the moment she has to be back her passport is stolen. This won't end until she has to face some consequence to the actions. Hopefully the judge will put her in jail! It might save her life.
and knowing that she HAD to be in court, why did she go to Cannes in the first place? Woman doesn't know the meaning of responsibility. Hope she rots in jail. Hope the judge isn't all talk….and actually makes good on his word….and for more than 4 hours like some other bimbo we all know.
Re: Be-Atch – 10 years from now, she'll be dead.
OK, how is she in compliance with her classes. Is she done with them? NO. Is she supposed to be done with them? YES….Did she only go to classes when she knew she'd be going to court….YES….how the hell is she in compliance….
God, I'd take Octomom over either one of these parents…..and that's not saying much. But, at least she's staying out of the gossip rags by keeping her mouth shut.
Guys, Lindsay did not know she'd have to go to the hearing when she left for Cannes. She found out while in Cannes. This was based on her not having to go to 2 previous hearings due to satisfactory progress reports. Her report is just as satisfactory this time but the judge wanted her to attend. She gambled. However, this losing her passport is unacceptable. Not making the hearing is ridiculous. No excuses. Dina just misspoke when she said French Embassy, she meant American Embassy in France. Overall, Dina did an OK job in her comments, much better than Michael who threw his daughter under the bus.
Re: nccan17 – Michael Jr. is 22 years old and in college on an academic scholarship for excelling in lacrosse. He's graduating this weekend. Overall, Dina has 4 children and Lindsay is known for her behavioral problems. No serious problems have been exhibited by Michael Jr., Ali, or Cody that I know of. Let's hope teenaged Ali and Cody stay that way.
Re: Alliestp – Lindsay is in compliance with her current probation extension. There are details about it at other sites with the report from the Right On program. She has until July 15, 2010 to complete her probation. She just made her situation much worse by being completely irresponsible not attending her court hearing today.
She looks like she smells, doesn't she?
stop bullying. she will be ok.
OMG! SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!