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Introducing The 2012 London Olympic Mascots

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Alright, so, there is not a lot to be said here.

These are the official mascots for the upcoming 2012 Olympics in London.

Their names are Wenlock and Mandeville.

The "characters" were named after the birthplace of the Paralympic Games, Stoke Mandeville hospital in Buckinghamshire and the village of Much Wenlock in Shropshire, which hosted a precursor to the modern Olympic Games in the 19th century.

We're pretty sure they are metallic sperm.

Anyone else got any ideas?

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41 comments to “Introducing The 2012 London Olympic Mascots”



  1. 1

    they look like dicks…your favorite….and im sure your new singers favorite also….that new comer that is not fun to look at….hahahahah fuck you fat pig.



  2. 2

    Well, at least they're in a sprint pose, like, Run 4 Your Lives !! She's Got A Bomb Under That Burka !! Very British if you ask me !!



  3. 3

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  4. 4

    hehe super redic



  5. 5

    The Brits are not so known for their cuisine and the 2012 official olympic logo…and now this????

    This is like Gumby and Cyclop's love child ! LOL.



  6. 6

    wow, i thought our mascots for the vancouver 2010 were kind of odd…



  7. 7

    yup! trannys!



  8. 8

    I hate it. Wtf is up with the one eye all the damn time?

  9. StayC says – reply to this


    9

    Christina Aguilera must love these little guys b/c they looks like dicks!



  10. 10

    Re: kirknyc22 – what has unfussy cooking got to do with this?



  11. 11

    one eyed olympian avatars? olympics promote one world government/one world gov. aka new world order., and they show their alligence to lucifer by releasing these one eyed avatars to honor the one eyed sun god horus ra/lucifer, or illumination/knowledge of the mechanics or what life is comprised of.



  12. 12

    Hahaha….they look like dicks!!! The eye is the head.



  13. 13

    It makes me ashamed to be English.

    On behalf of my country, I can only apologise.



  14. 14

    I think they are extremely odd looking but who knows - maybe they are trying to be futuristic?

    As for YOU 'timetime' what is you problem? Why did you even sign up for the posse if all you're going to do is hate? stop wasting everyone's time and energy (including your own) trying to bring Perez down with your half hearted, hollow attempts at a dis. NO ONE CARES. Boo you whore.

    Love you Perez!!!



  15. 15

    As a graphic designer…I can honestly say that they did a good job. It doesn't look like sperm or a dick at all…I think you guys are just picking out flaws because it's on a gossip site. To the people who made this: You did an amazing job, don't elt anyone tell you different.



  16. 16

    Re: christibubbles – you are retarded, the Vancouver Mascots were cool



  17. 17

    mario,how much sperm is in your widdle belly? we kid we kid.



  18. 18

    You'd have to be looking pretty hard for a dick, or sperm. Sperm have tails; no arms no legs. Unless you see sexual related objects in pretty much everything, you'd be hard pushed to find something here. And maybe the one eye is heads up to the "one world philosophy as opposed to Lucifer.

    And what the fuck do you all care, as a Brit, I've paid taxes for this.



  19. 19

    Re: StayC – LMAO!!!! Ain't that right!



  20. 20

    Not OK.



  21. 21

    its futuristic. like mercury



  22. 22

    who cares about the olympics? winter/summer they all suck.



  23. 23

    i actually love these guys!! they are soo adorable!!



  24. 24

    they look like a couple of bad english teeth.



  25. 25

    LOL I didn't think it would be possible for the U.K. to come up with a worse design than the one they used for the Olympics poster; but they did it! What the heck is going on over there in terms of who they hire for the design team?



  26. 26

    Re: Lauren Finn Design – Oh honey…you just anti-advertised your own business.



  27. 27

    yay sperm



  28. 28

    HAHAHAHAHAH! does anybody remember that random tv show called "Reboot"? Because if nothing else, these mascots should remind you of your childhood - sitting around on the couch on saturday mornings, catching up with Enzo and Bob and Dot and the rest of them. WOW.



  29. 29

    wtf are they?! they yellow coloured one looks like its holding a coffee mug….. do not like them at all.



  30. 30

    Good grief. People may have mocked the Vancouver 2010 mascots but at least ours were adorable and sold shitloads of stuffies for kids who loved them. These things are just plain creepy.



  31. 31

    They look like Plankton from Sponge Bob….



  32. 32

    All-seeing eye!! Transhumanism! BOOOOOOOOOOO!



  33. 33

    LMAO!!!!! I hope this is true!!! England is so gay and toy like, that these little queers suit them perfect!!!!



  34. 34

    im english and they're just embarrassing, whoever designed them must be blind. Or just stupid.



  35. 35

    They look like murderous psychotic teletubbies. Bad England, bad!



  36. 36

    Re: mightyquinn – ouch, i feel sorry for you if that was your tax money at work. But living in Vancouver, and living through the last games…I know thats not the last time your tax money will be horribly mis-spent during the coming days;)



  37. 37

    the eye is becuase of the 'london eye' that so many people love and it looks like it does to get children interested in sport .



  38. 38

    Re: Hapepupe – Right, because you know so much about design, "honey"? I said they did a good job because the response for them in the real world is actually quite good. It seems like everything is turned to shit as soon as it's released on a gossip site, things get nickpickied. Also…I doubt anyone who is currently taking my business will read these comments and say "omg…we can't use her anymore…she likes the Brittish mascots!!!". Get fucked, idiot.

  39. @v@ says – reply to this


    39

    And to think the UK mocked Vancouver.



  40. 40

    Re: lauraalolo – "I think they are extremely odd looking but who knows - maybe they are trying to be futuristic?"

    i was thinking the same thing actually. but in this case, it has a big FAIL written on it! lol



  41. 41

    punctuation marks? I thought Vancouver's mascots were dumb. These are worse!