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Lindsanity Lands Another Acting Gig!

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Now it's just a question of how long it will take them to drop her!

Sources claim that Japanese director Ryuhei Kitamura has cast Lindsanity LOLhan in his 3D horror film Black Friday!

The story will apparently involve a man attempting to avenge his sister by seeking out a serial killer with his friends.

Sounds like a real winner!

And what an inspired casting choice! Everyone knows that she brought the horror genre to a new level of stoopidity with her masterpiece, I Know Who Killed Me!

But does anyone really want to see LiLo's methface in 3D??


This will be over before it's started - just like every other role she's landed in the past year.

Even if girl doesn't land in jail, there's no way she's going to show up on set. She's always just too busy work work working!


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21 comments to “Lindsanity Lands Another Acting Gig!”

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  2. 2

    Will work for coke …. ?

  3. 3

    Mario and Harvey sure have it in for this girl. Must be a Homo thing!!

  4. 4

    sad is this,

  5. 5

    She'll be dead before completion and it will be a hit because of it

  6. 6

    haha what a joke!

  7. 7

    Her twat must smell so bad !

  8. 8

    the sad thing is this, Lindsey at one time was hanging with SOCIALIATES, and those girls never nor have to work for money, they have a trust fund, but when Lindsey realized its not like that with her and she has to WORK FOR A LVING, to make money and help momma get paid, and help her siblings, she is a WORKING GIRL, AND NEEDS TO WORK, she will never be a socialite therefore that can do major damage to a person. I think it is what has ruined her, she likes the high life getting and being treated like a socialite but when all socialites get togeter Lindsey is not in THE IN CROWN, she is just a HOLLYWOOD WORKING GIRL. So she HAS TO WORK, SHE BETTER WORK.

  9. 9

    yeah right, and paula "drunky mcpillhead" abdul is about to sign on to a tv show any second now.

    these two bitches are always ABOUT to get some work.

    funny how it never amounts to a goddamn thing.

  10. 10

    "involve around"… You mean REVOLVE around, right?

  11. 11

    Sam must be laughing…….

  12. 12

    "I know who Killed me" showed how this chick can't act. All she did was wear ridiculously low cut tank-tops, flip people off, and rasp herway through bad dialogue. And that was while she was playing the supposedly GOOD twin. She was a pretty good child actor, but as an adult she's gone to the Tara Reid, Make a confused chipmonk face, school of acting.

  13. 13

    what does 3D stand for drugged, drunk, and downed!

  14. 14

    …Poor lil' LiLo!! I'm sure it will be WHORE-IFFIC at best. Gotta give her credit though, no matter how many times she tries and fails to show up for work, the dumb broad keeps finding work! Now if only she could get there, we'd have ourselves another guaranteed floparoonie!

  15. 15

    Re: suicide girl – "FIRST"


  16. 16

    Good for her i love her and she deserves it

  17. timo says – reply to this


    what's everyone's problem… she passed her DUI classes. give a girl a chance. perez you knocked her down and said she was going to fail but she passed… who gives a FUCK anymore?!?!

  18. 18

    Lindsay Lohan will be jail. She won't be able to leave the country if she is out of jail.

    Thomas Chi
    Selling Sex to U.S. Senators

  19. 19

    My God. Do you always have to insult this poor girl? She was an actress at the age of ten, do you think she might just be slightly f**ked up…

  20. 20

    Although I hate the fact that I am going to agree with Perez on this one who in the heck is gonna want to see her face in 3D. I can't look at it anymore in the pics that are posted on here. She once was a very cute actress and now she is a trailer trash looking street walker with no class whatsoever. That is a part for a movie she could play very well. A hooker, and her sister Ali as her side kick.

  21. 21

    meth-face?? she doesn't have a meth-face!