SJAYPeepee's Wants To Turn Back Time!

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We don't think there are enough hours of Square Pegs to pull this off, but OKAY!

Sarah Jessica Parker is on a media tour this week promoting the Sex & The City sequel, which means she is going to be asked the same dumb questions and give the same dumb answers to every entertainment news outlet imaginable.

She got one good question though during a recent interview, but her answer still remained kind of stoopid. She was asked who she would like to see play a younger Carrie Bradshaw should the latest Candace Bushnell novel, The Carrie Diaries, be turned into a movie. (We all know it will happen sooner or later.)

SJayPeePee's reply?

"Maybe they should use old footage of me! And in this new age of Avatar, what about a new 17-year-old S.J.?"

What about NO! Your time is over! Let someone else step into the Manolo Blahniks?!

Trust us - no amount of CGI is going to believable transform you back to 17! Not happening!

[Image via WENN.]

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    Posted: May 19, 2010 at 6:37 pm / Email this  »

    43 comments to “SJAYPeepee's Wants To Turn Back Time!”



    1. 1

      BAHAHA. Agree with you Perez.
      Most definitely. (:



    2. 2

      I love Sarah Jessica Parker. Don't be mean, Perez. :(



    3. 3

      Bwah! I love Square pegs though



    4. 4

      She was so cute!!!



    5. 5

      HORSE FACE!



    6. 6

      I cant believable that I visit this sewer…



    7. 7

      If it ISNT Sarah Jessica Parker then NO ONE will watch it.

      There's nothing worse than a new person taking over a character. We have her ingrained in our minds, there's no chance. It'd probably be a straight to DVD.



    8. 8

      Why do you hate her so much?



    9. 9

      why not though? i cant imagine any one else playing carrie bradshaw. not tooo many women have her face you know.



    10. 10

      I love that idea! Everyone would go to see that movie!



    11. 11

      Wow, a long-winded attack against the woman for making a jocular reply? This site is getting worse and worse.
      .
      Perez (the real Mario): you need to get back and start steering your ship again, because it's way off course. Whatever you're off doing, I think it's a real mistake for you to neglect the blog that made you famous.
      .
      What makes (made) PerezHilton.com special was the sometimes snarky but always enthusiastic and clever personality of the creator. That is missing now, and this site is not the same.
      .
      Seriously, I love this site; I have it bookmarked in my Google Toolbar and visit many times a day, and have for years. I've also been a fairly regular commentator for a long time, and if you look back at my older comments, you'll see that I always have stood up for Perez, as I believe he is very good hearted, and this site has always been fun… and I hate to see that changing.
      .
      Perez, this site made you famous; I will assume it's your bread and butter, and no matter what other projects you have going, I believe you are making a mistake with neglecting this blog.



    12. 12

      She was ugly then and still is!



    13. 13

      Such an ass per usual. She was making a joke idiot!!



    14. 14

      It is the ONLY way this big-nosed hag can work - milking the SATC franchise for ALL it is worth. I mean, she ain't exactly the greatest actress. Remember her last film with Hugh Grant - woof ! Total Dog !



    15. 15

      …what about sending her back to the horse ranch with the rest of the horses? She made photoshop millions…IMO, she is waaaaaay over rated…she looks half human, half horse..yuuuuuuK!



    16. 16

      Re: GoyaBean – She was ugly then AND IS UGLIER NOW ! Get it right ! Really, one ug-leeee mama ! All the designer clothes in the world can't help !



    17. 17

      yup! tranny!



    18. 18

      I seriously hope she was kidding!



    19. 19

      She's probably kidding. But its not impossible. Remember X men. I'd watch it.



    20. 20

      MATHEW has TO DO HER FROM BEHIND - I MEAN, YIKES ! CAN YOU IMAGINE DOING HER FACE ON ? 'MR. ED' WOULD CONTINUALLY COME TO MIND ! hORSE-fACE !



    21. 21

      I don't understand the hatred for this woman, or the cruelty over her looks. Why? Seriously, why? You hate her for her face? That's just bizarre. She puts herself together very well, and she has forged a very, very successful career for herself through hard work. She didn't get by on her looks, and she didn't sleep her way to the top. She's not out partying it up; she's home with her family. And, I've seen her in person, and she's actually quite pretty and seems sweet. So, frickin lay off already.



    22. 22

      i thought u liked her? how many ppls are writing this blog???



    23. 23

      Look at what they did for Brad Pitt during the Benjamin Button (Bunton?) movie…i think if they really really wanted to do SJP they could do it. the question is a) would the studio want that because it limits the audience…not teen is gonna associate to her as easily as the adults associate to her b) are they willing to put that much money behind a prequel which hasn't even had a tv run and may not really capture the current SATC fans.



    24. 24

      First, I don't understand why this woman gets so much crap for her appearance. I think she's gorgeous.

      Second, she was probably joking.

      Third, it's the age of Avatar and Benjamin Button. 100% possible. I happen to think it would be the best way to do it. Who better to play Carrie than the only woman who ever has? Go for it, SJP!



    25. 25

      Hey, Perez, what's with the SJP bashing? Lately you have been really mean with whom once was one of your idols. Well, it comes as no surprise: you appear to be a big fan of Brittney Spears, when in the past you were one of her biggest bashers. Just cool it down a notch, will ya?



    26. 26

      I like Sarah Jessica, but I sincerely think she has to be real here. I mean not only that let some poor young girl have a chance at it too. I am sure they could find a decent young girl somewhere, and I don't really like all these people trashing her looks either. She is not a conventional beauty. Some of her own real clothes are certainly not up to par with Sex in the City and that is something I definitely think she doesn't have is a real sense of style, but trashing her looks is downright low. You can't help what you were born with unless you become one of those plastic dolls, and at least she actually takes good care of herself. She seems in great shape.



    27. 27

      She might be an alright "actress", but she is down right UGLY !!!



    28. 28

      She might be an alright "actress", but she is down right UGLY !!! I really do not understand what all the excitement is about her !!



    29. 29

      Never did get it. Those early SATC shows were just horrendous. She is HIDEOUS. Doesn't matter how nice her body is - she's a total butter-head. Maxim got it right on the HUGE NOSE — she is the most unsexy/unattractive woman around. Crap-hole actress too. The worst was when she was grossly over-acting whenever she tried to eat food sexy or bite her lip. All that did was call attention to that disgusting wart & make it stick out. Nothing sexy about that. I hope Chris Noth & John Corbett got the big bucks for kissing her. You know their faces brushed up during that giant, whiskery chin wart during love scenes. (Gag).



    30. 30

      how in the world did her face get twice its original length?



    31. 31

      Wow, easy, Perez. She was making a joke. I'm not really interested in seeing anyone else play her character. I'm on board!



    32. 32

      BTW - never could figure out how she went from heavy-chubby to skeletal skinny. (???)



    33. 33

      Emma Roberts should play the young Carrie Bradshaw.



    34. 34

      her character in the series & movie, being all that superficial, sound way smarter than she really is… dissapointing!



    35. 35

      a friend of mine met her randomly in NYC. she is actually really nice. i don't understand why perez is a hater!



    36. 36

      …and no amount of spell checks will ever fix your grammar and spelling, huh perez? It's getting to be like reading a 14-year-old's diary.



    37. 37

      too bad she cant turn back gag reflexes



    38. 38

      I think she's pretty. People have all kinds of face shapes and I think she rocks hers. Now Torri Spelling however…



    39. 39

      Re: Be-Atch – LOL!



    40. 40

      With CGI they could put her face on a horse where it belongs, and do a remake of Flicka.

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      Gawd, why is her eye make-up always so horrible? She looks like those girls in grade seven with raccoon eyes who think that more is more. Stylist! Stat!



    42. 42

      Re: bigray – when i first saw her face (the one on the right) she reminded me of that pig mask in saw



    43. 43

      perez you are such an ageist… you are always beating on women in hollywood who are getting older sjp and jennifer aniston for example. why does it even matter news flash your going to get old and you'll look like a bigger piece a shit than you do now. I can't wait so I cant tell you to get out of the way for the new up and coming gossip columnist. your an asshole who thinks he's special because you know famous people. you haven't done anything yourself except exploit the careers of others…. douche