Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
Are you looking for someone who is talentless, lazy, offensive to your retinas and occupies space for no adequate reason for your business?
Look no further than Jon Gosselin.
After almost an entire year of doing NOTHING and living off of the pennies his kids put in his piggy bank from their allowance, Jon has finally decided to seek employment … somewhere.
Due to the legal arrangement he has with TLC, Jon isn't allow to flaunt his fug on TV, so that's out. According to sources, he isn't looking to be the face of Depp Gel or invest in a new Ed Hardy line called "Shameful." No, he is looking for something more "substantial," like just a normal 9-to-5 gig!
Good for you, Jon. We think that is a smart move.
And hey, we're sure they are hiring at Subway! Or maybe you can collect the shopping carts in the Ralph's parking lot! Better still, a career as a Wal-Mart greeter might be perfect for you! Bet you'll meet a whole new slew of stoopid whores that way!
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