Oh, this is just pathetic.
Lindsay Lohan - who is crying into a vodka red bull and bag of blow right now because she knows the minute she hops off her plane at LAX, her ass is getting thrown into jail - still can't take responsibility for the giant pile of shit that is her life, and is now accusing her father of being behind her 'stolen' passport!
She just released THIS lovely little quotable:
"I always said my father had someone do it."
REALLY?? And your father forced you to leave the country when you knew you had a hearing you needed to be present for, your father made you miss your alcohol education courses, and your father shoved drugs up your nose and booze down your throat??
He's awful, bb, but at this point, you're spineless, entitled little ass is WORSE!
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