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Lindsanity Alleges That Her Father Is Behind Stolen Passport!

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Oh, this is just pathetic.

Lindsay Lohan - who is crying into a vodka red bull and bag of blow right now because she knows the minute she hops off her plane at LAX, her ass is getting thrown into jail - still can't take responsibility for the giant pile of shit that is her life, and is now accusing her father of being behind her 'stolen' passport!

She just released THIS lovely little quotable:

"I always said my father had someone do it."

REALLY?? And your father forced you to leave the country when you knew you had a hearing you needed to be present for, your father made you miss your alcohol education courses, and your father shoved drugs up your nose and booze down your throat??

He's awful, bb, but at this point, you're spineless, entitled little ass is WORSE!

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68 comments to “Lindsanity Alleges That Her Father Is Behind Stolen Passport!”

  1. 1

    Who cares?? Lindsay is boring!

  2. 2

    hat only took you 5 min to copy & paste from USWeekly. stop playing with that fuz inside your belly.

  3. 3

    jail would straighten her out and she DESERVES it for all the law breaking and trying to get away with things because she feels entitled as a celebrity
    we all kno she'll only be in there after 6 hours, get let out and carry on doing the same shit til she dies

  4. 4

    hmmm…i wonder what the straw in her hand is for

  5. Sam90 says – reply to this


    she looks healthy. Let it go peopel who cares really if she gets thrown in jail or not, shes in the spotlight and everything she does is amplified by a million. Seriously if shes not crazy all this gossip will make her crazy, i dont understand the fascination with private lives of celebs, Leave her alone already, i really pity her. I feel like i am witnessing a live slow assassination, and the media and especially you peigrez are the killers.

  6. 6

    loves her!!! and im not suprised he would do something like that!! perez ur just a stupid dumb hater!!! please check out my music at www.myspace.com/ozonnamusic !!! loves u!!! xox

  7. 7

    OMFG !!!!! Did your dad forced you to be a whore as well ? and to semisweet65 that's probably for her crack. the bigger the better. lol.

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  10. slite says – reply to this


    If that was the case, then she would have told the police immediately. I hope she goes to jail for as long as possible.

  11. 11

    Here Here Perez!

  12. Gigi7 says – reply to this


    It seems like Perez likes to kick people when they're down.

  13. 13

    stupid fat ugly man get a life and leave her alone!

  14. 14

    Oh please! She did NOT lose her passport, nor was it stolen. This is nothing more than a stupid drunken "idea" she and her 'mommy' came up with at 3 a.m. to try to convince the judge to give her yet another break. Way too convenient! It matters not, there will be no consequences, there never are.

  15. 15

    Poor Lindsay, I only hope her orange jumpsuit doesn't clash with her spray tan … a few months in the cells will do her the world of good, now she'll have to play real lesbian.

  16. 16

    She can't take responsibility for one fucking thing in her life can she?

  17. 17

    yeah ..we are all tried of her shit now…go to the next train wreak

  18. 18

    Perez, you have NO ROOM to be calling anyone pathetic.

  19. 19

    On a psychological note…I think she is desperately looking for some straight up punishment/boundaries. No one has ever given her any and like every child who knows that they can do whatever they want, she keeps upping the ante hoping someone will put the brakes on her. Mind you, she has no idea she's do this consciously but it's happening.

    I hope the judge acts like a good mommie for her and gives it to her good. God that girl needs some boundaries. Ones her parents were obviously incapable of setting up.

    But I have no sympathy for her…she needs to get her shit together pronto or she'll be a sad, pathetic footnote of just another dead celeb.

  20. 20

    Re: Sam90 – Killing her…dude i wish it would happen that fast

  21. 21

    So tired of this train wreck. Next!

  22. mnw07 says – reply to this


    Oh my God thank you for mentioning that her dumbass went there KNOWING that she had a court date! SHE SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME AND GOTTEN ALL HER COURT DRAMA STRAIGHTENED OUT BEFORE SHE LEFT.

  23. 23

    I BELIEVE IT! Why not. Why shouldn't any of use believe this? Hell I say Perez is actually the one behind it. Yes The mother fucker Perez Hilton hired some one to steal her passport just because he's an evil prick like that.

  24. 24

    jail will NOT teach this hobaghasbeen a lesson.. nothing will. shes surrounded by enablers and as long as she is shes always going to be a trainwreck. fall off the earth hohan, no one cares about you.

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  26. 26

    I hope her arrest is covered by the media. I want to see the tantrum. It's going to be awesome. fa-reak! The whole fam-damnly is f'd up…wouldn't put anything past any of 'em…I hope she implodes for all media to see…LMFAO!

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  28. 28

    First she blames her alcohol ed instructor for the reason why she missed so many classes. Now she is blaming her father for her missing passport. She, like Kate Gosselin, thinks we are all idiots and is saying this crap, not to stay out of jail, but to keep us reading about her sorry ass.

  29. StayC says – reply to this


    shut up already and stop giving this girl attention

  30. 30

    Bitch, please!

  31. 31

    She's batshit crazy.

  32. rual says – reply to this


    she is definitely pathetic and going down the slope high speed….bores me to see human trash!

  33. 33

    as much as I hate to say it - if there IS truth to dear ol' daddy being behind it, it is probably the SMARTEST thing he has done. For once, he did not run his mouth on about it, and managed to get her in a position where she will have to answer for her actions to the court. HOWEVER, daddy does nothing without flapping his big mouth, so I am going to go with the idea that it isn't stolen, but fell out of her purse one of the many times she landed on the ground while out "being sober" the past week. Yeah, she learned A LOT from those alcohol classes. phffffffffffffffffft

  34. 34

    Re: cisco_j – But the whole story is bullshit. She left the country, despite knowing that she HAD to be at that court hearig, or her ass would be thrown in jail. She faked losing her passport (and I honestly believe she did, what with the details of the story being changed every 3 seconds!) because she wanted to buy more time.
    Blaming it on Michael (whom I cannot stand at all, for the record) is pure convenience, because everyone knows he is a scheming, famewhore of an idiot, trying to "help" her so he can get some cash, and some idiotic people would buy it.
    This is a has-been who cannot accept that she is no longer important (her tattoo: 'I'm a star, I'm a star' kinda proves that), who realizes that she is not above the law at all, and does not want to deal with the consequences of her actions.

  35. 35

    Lol Perez. You know this is the Lohan 'Blame Game' Family. The mom blames the dad, the dad blames the mom and the mom brainwashes the kids to blame the dad. Nothing strange about them at all. Hahahaha

  36. 36

    stop blogging about lindsey. the more you blog about her the crazier she becomes.

  37. 37

    Re: Nathiestx – Someone ate my sandwich in the middle of the night. D'you think maybe Perez was behind that, too???!

  38. 38

    Riiiight! Like Dina would let him get near her. OMG! Someone needs help. Not jail but REHAB.

  39. 39

    its called a hotel safe…

  40. 40


    I wonder if Dina and Linsanity ARE doing this for the attention…They figure Paris, Nicole, etc., went to jail and got ALL THIS PUBLICITY….hmmmm…..makes you wonder………….

  41. 41

    Grow up

  42. 42

    Re: Paris France – not rehab but a wake up call.

  43. 43

    I think jail is the *best* rehab for this girl. Putting her in some cushy Malibu rehab center certainly isn't going to work. A cold, hard stint without Mommy, the Enabler, and Daddy, the Sociopath will do her a world of good.

  44. 44

    Well said

  45. 45

    Wow ! This Freak Show mis getting even FREAKIER ! I can't WAIT for the made-for-t.v. movie ! I wonder who would play Dina - Raquel Welch ?

  46. 46

    Donna Mills, Judith Lightner …..

  47. 47

    Re: bitter hag – LoL !

  48. CHYA says – reply to this


    I totally agree with you Perez! How low of her! Nobody forced her to go to Cannes. SHE chose to go! To blame her father at this point, when she obviously knows this is all her own making is really low.

    Prison will be really good for her. Look at Paris Hilton! That girl may be dumb but you won't see her in prison anytime soon! Lindsay should have watched and learned!

    Ah well! I hope this will be the wake up call she needed for so long…

  49. 49

    so how could he have something to do with this when he's still here in the country? she "lost" the passport in france. wtf is the matter with her?!

  50. 50

    Look what coke does to your brain….sad = Death Watch, 2010…

  51. 51

    At least in jail she'll get a new grrrlfriend - plenty of them - like michelle rodriguez did! LMFAO!

  52. 52

    She is such a liar!!!!!Keep your ass out of jail..stay in Europe (if they'd have you!)

  53. 53

    How must she feel to know her sense of entitlement has made the general US public hate her skanky ass. 2 piece of shit parents raised an asshole kid!

  54. 54

    who cares if he did or not.. she put herself in this situation.. just like every other she's been in. grow up and take responsibility for yourself. who effin flies to another country the night before you've got a court date? obv. not someone who takes it seriously. people like this piss me off.

  55. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Shewolf – I think you're right. Blaming her Dad when he's a cross the Atlantic seems like desperation mixed with paranoia; actually, it was her father that was trying to get her strictly rehab as opposed to jail time. She's kinda blown that option with this new attempt at ducking any unfinished ed classes and court appearance. Jail time might be exactly what she needs, but it would have to be more than 80 minutes.

  56. @v@ says – reply to this


    That said, I couldn't put it past him. He wants conservatorship control, and that also means the money. He's shown himself as a serious (media) manipulator.

  57. 57

    i hate hearing about her, she's worthless. she needs help. period.

  58. Wrenn says – reply to this


    Never thought anyone could make Michael Lohan look sane, but Lindsey and her crazy ass, coked up mother make him look like a saint.

  59. 59

    Preach it Perez!

  60. 60

    Re: RedBlayze – Very well put, sister!

  61. 61

    The courts didn't go easy on Robert Downey Jr. when he kept f-ing up, which forced him to get his shit together or DIE. I pray they do the same to LL because she is only known for being a mess since she was 18.

  62. 62

    If this loser doesnt get jail time, I hope she at least gets sent away for extensive psych evaluation. She's gone from a highly laughable flop to little more than an irritating news byte.

  63. 63

    I used to feel sorry for her; She's learnt her behaviour from her parents, not her fault when she was younger.
    But now as an adult she should able to take responsiabilty and not keep pissing all over her [many] extra chances that were thrown her way.

  64. 64

    She is in need of help but is too stupid to get it ,so who cares?

  65. 65

    my dad was batsh*t crazy, i know where she is coming from. she's probably paranoid now:( anyway, she now has court ordered drug tests, if she passes those then daddy won't have a leg to stand on anymore regarding her re-hab. maybe her lawyer staged the whole thing just so she would be monitered by responsible people and put an end to this michael lohan ridiculousness, he only wants to get her money, obvs he will slime her anywhere and everywhere to do that too! "i would pay the $100,000.00 bond myself but i believe dina already has someone doing that right now" lol, like he has 100k

  66. 66

    perez is so right! her dad used to be such a sleaze, but it seems like he is the only one trying to help her at this point. he even said he wanted a conservatorship, but he would agree to have someone else take control if that was better (which it probably would be). this chick is def messed up, i hope she gets the help she needs.

  67. 67

    Spoken like a true addict. Always a victim, never responsible. Jail is the best thing for her.

  68. 68

    Re: CherryMalice – oh you know he was :P