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Lindsanity Is "Terrific" Says Porn Director

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At least one person is happy Lindsay Lohan missed her court date to go to Cannes. (Besides her father who is like a pig in shiz with all this extra publicity he is getting.)

Many people wondered why the hell LiLo traveled across the sea to go to the film festival with such an important date looming over her head. Now, we know that the reason was to promote her next movie she so desperately needs to do well.

You know, the one where she plays a porn star.

The director of that film, Matthew Wilder, when asked about Linds appearance at the festival, had nothing but GLOWING things to say about his prison-bound starlet:

"She indeed did some terrific promotion of the film while [in Cannes], which you will see shortly. Her appearance there sparked an enormous amount of international interest in the picture."

And according to Matt, Lindsay even paid her own way to be there! What a team player!

Expect another "I had to work" plea when she gets in front of the judge again, whenever that will be!

Wilder was then asked to comment on Lindsay not making it back in time for her court date this morning and he claims that she is currently doing her best to get back to the states ASAP:

"She is struggling earnestly to get there. She's a good person. I should only comment more after I know that Lindsay is home and safe."

You mean when she is behind bars? You can say it! Bitch is going to the big house!

Clearly, they haven't started filming this movie. Otherwise, we're pretty sure this director wouldn't be singing such a happy tune about Lindsay. We all know what kind of "actress" she can be!

[Image via WENN.]

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15 comments to “Lindsanity Is "Terrific" Says Porn Director”



  1. 1

    Nasty, skanky whore!



  2. 2

    Yeah.



  3. 3

    that's what happens when an artist can relate to their art.



  4. 4

    Good luck getting her insured for the film; there isn't an underwriter in the world that can make those numbers work.



  5. 5

    she did a good job promoting? giving bjs???



  6. 6

    pobably she paid him in crack cuz that's all she has with her.



  7. 7

    yes, the film about linda lovelace where they can't use the name 'linda lovelace' because it was a stage name that was left behind and is 'owned' by a company. That hasn't been contacted yet about the use. Lindsay has not been signed to this 'movie', there is no 'script' etc, etc. and like someone else said, WHO IS GOING TO INSURE HER?



  8. 8

    Why does she ALWAYS have that fucked up look on her face? Also, she shouldn't wear black. She looks so dried up and like she needs to be dusted off. old hag

  9. TCYB says – reply to this


    9

    She had to work and get shit faced.



  10. 10

    If she hasn't signed any kind of contract to be in the film, let alone promote a film that isn't even close to being in production - if it's still considered part of her "job".

    I smell the Lohan's PR team telling this director to make any kind of public statement asking her to "come to Cannes" ….but nowhere in that post does it say he specifically asked her to be there, or she was contractually obligated to do so.
    So what's going to be the next excuse?



  11. 11

    she'll never have a chance if you keep shoving her in the gutter….how will you feel if she kills her self?



  12. 12

    I'm finding it a challenge to read the entries lately, WAY too many exclamation marks. Who is writing this shit? I thought it was supposed to be Perez, not whoever is writing it now :(



  13. 13

    Re: Starbella – lol



  14. 14

    Re: PoozBurz

    right! Give the ones in rough stages some love, it could be their saving grace. Lindsay and I are both Cancerieans, family-oriented, losing family and familial trust–and it's HARD…at the same time. At first I was fascinated by her dysfunction, until it happened to me. Now I feel for her so much. It's so hard…you just want to not feel it. The love of good freinds, and other family has been my saving grace. I have a sponser, and am really struggling, and succeeding. Thank GOD I am not famous. She's up against the wall. you hear that Hilton. I promise, If I see you in the street, Hilton…as we both live in the viper pit aka El Lay, we're gonna have a chat about this girl.



  15. 15

    I've been a fan of your site for sometime, but srsly…you have a lot of jealousy and hate within, that rips other CERTAIN ppl to shreds…it's not healthy…albiet it's your living. You're no different thaN a hooker or drug dealer, selling your soul for what…vapid parties and events, talking about ppl who hardly matter inte Big Picture? In your case, with words. Someday, if not already, it will eat at your soul. You need to find a little balance and empathy…or else you will end up just like Them. Mark My Words, Brother.

    Lindsay, get out of Hwood for awhile, you can always come back. Dunno about home in NY. Something tells me your true friend is your Sis-Star. your mom…mmm…She means well, but….just take a frikken' break. Check your ego at the proverbial door for a little while, BREATHE, yoga, detox…wheatgrass…more breathing…quiet..somewhere natural, where you can just be you…not having to prove anything, maybe somewhere where they dunno who you are…a retreat of sorts…far far away…do some work…detox. In my own way I know what you're going thru, you need sunshine, good food, hard work, love…and REST, mentally and spiritually.

    all the best~
    your fellow Cancerian on the same path as you, just a little more eastside

    oh and stop the coke…it's so EVIL..lived in Miami for 12 years…seen-a-plenty

    and Perez—stop being such a lame bully—you're just complicating things dude-ETTE.