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Lindsay Never Reported Her Passport Missing To French Authorities.

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Not that this will come as a surprise to anyone, but…

Despite her lawyer's bullshit claims this morning during her court hearing, French authorities are confirming that Lindsay Lohan NEVER filed a police report with them regarding her allegedly 'stolen' passport!

Maybe because it was never stolen??

Way to go, bb! There's no coming back from this fuck-up!

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43 comments to “Lindsay Never Reported Her Passport Missing To French Authorities.”



  1. 1

    !Snort~



  2. 2

    Idiot.



  3. 3

    Quelle Surprise ! Amother lie from Lohan Inc. ? Unbelievable ! ! JAIL JAIL JAIL !



  4. 4

    Bet she never thought of this…She is just painting herself more an more into a corner ! How is mommy Dina gonna explain this one ?



  5. 5

    was a 4th one necessary 4 FUCKIN POSTS ABOUT HER? in past 2 hrs

    fuckin shit perez

    and no a thread showing the hottest bitch on the planet miss kim kardashian doesnt erase these 4 fuckin posts



  6. 6

    Of course she didn't because she's a lying, manipulative little druggie who made the whole thing up.



  7. 7

    What a dipshit… I hope they do pick her up at the airport in the US.



  8. 8

    hope they lock her up for a while i mean paris was on jail for less than this lol this will be the only way she will learn and maybe a time away from her crazy mom can help herq



  9. 9

    Is it possible it was reported to the U.S. Embassy? Either way, she's screwed.



  10. 10

    She must have some good coke….that shit has made her lose her mind!!! WTF?



  11. 11

    How bout this….why not for the next couple of weeks wait until night time and then just do one epic lohan update then those who visit this blog will not have to read 6 different stories about her being cracked up, a liar, a bitch, a partier? Does that work for everyone else? Or maybe just a ban on Lohan? I bet that would kill her.



  12. 12

    Wasn't crazy Dina the first one to say that they had reported it, been in contact with the embassy, etc.? How many lies is this woman going to get caught in?



  13. 13

    Why do you hate Lindsay with such a passion?



  14. 14

    I'm so sick of her now. It's to the point where she does every little thing to stay in the news. Fame whore. I used to really like her!



  15. 15

    Uhmmm…………………………………nahh, too easy. It's like looking at a hot turd on the sidewalk on a summer day- why anayze? Just let it sit there and be shitty- it'll tell its own foul tale.



  16. 16

    I want more Heidi/Spencer Pratt update. Sorry guys, crazy people are entertaining. As for Lindsay, maybe she's scared. No 23 year old should be facing jail time. Maybe she's scared of the out come and is running from the law lol.



  17. 17

    This girl needs a wake up call, she's in such denial!!



  18. 18

    Well, having lost my passport myself in Europe, England to be exact, it never occurred to me to contact the ENGLISH authorities…what could they do, search all the trash cans in the city for my passport? I went right to the American Embassy, filled out some paperwork, paid some money and got new one.

    Not to defend her, but not reporting it to the French authorities is not a big deal.



  19. 19

    I call that she flies into an International airport that does not have media coverage, then she gets herself into LA over the road.



  20. 20

    Re: trinigirl123 – ppls of her age already have a clear mind and a mature heart. it's her problem



  21. 21

    Re: beetle101 – not defending her either but u make a good point.



  22. 22

    I love how one of the tags for this post is 'stupid slut'.



  23. 23

    Anyone (including the judge) could take one look at her "new" passport and know whether it 'Is new or not. In fact; the judge should 'swear her in and ask her 'under oath whether it's new or not. If it's not and Linsanity says it is, that would be pergury and then the chips would fall wherever the judge so choosed. Oh! and for anyone who's thinking 180-days equals 180-days in CALEEFORNEEA, don't forget this is Arnold's state & 180-days for the intitled would be more like the 5-minutes it takes them to check in/check out…



  24. 24

    holly guacamole! perez! you sure will run this to the ground today.



  25. 25

    Gaw! This girl and everything that swirls around her is nothing but lies and bullshit.



  26. 26

    High as a Kite !



  27. 27

    Milk-a-wha???



  28. 28

    They do have drugs in prison, if she gets in with the right crowd….



  29. 29

    Ronson was the last good thing that happened to her and even Ronson had enough. She should just die and get it over with.



  30. 30

    I know in some countries, if you are a citizen of another country and lose or have it stolen you are required to file a report. I'm not sure if that pertains to france though. Also, even if she has a new passport that doesn't prove anything. She could easily get a new passport, claim her old one was stolen to show "proof" that it was taken. All the while, having it and just wanting to stay in france a few days longer. You can manuiplate most "proof". I know of one girl who never did her alcohol classes and had proof of completion….remember this is a girl who knows the system.

  31. naima says – reply to this


    31

    It's disgusting how these celebrities make a mockery of the juidicial system just because they can. It's a fucking stupid excuse coming from that druggie whore, we're all been in foreign countries and we know how it works. The first thing you if you lose any document is to reporting it to consulate of the country of your citizenship and there are many many occasions where a citizen is allowed to travel with specific documents in case of emergency related and i am sure a court appearance would have been considered an urgent matter. I have been to foreign countries and i know how it works. Dumb bitch she thinks she can pull the stupidest excuse and get away with it. She knew she hard a court date why, leave the country in the first place, she didnt have a movie to present to Cannes, she isnt one of the judges that makes her appearance required, so what the fuck. I hope the judge wont be buying her lame excuses and will sent her fugly ass to jail and teach her a lesson that the law is for everyone, not just the poor and non celebrities.



  32. 32

    maybe it was stolen from her so called friends of her's and she didn't bother to report it cuz she was so busy being a crackhead.



  33. 33

    To Sandman 405: Good point. Any passport issued at the American Embassy will say "issued at the American Embassy in" (whatever) country, whereas, one issued in the US will say "issued at" (whatever the nearest passport office is to where she lives). Most countries that don't require a visa of US citizens, such as France, do not bother to stamp passports anyway, so you can't go by that, but the newer one will have a brand new issue date, as in issued while she was already in France. Don't know why I'm so interested in this subject, except it happened to me! And it wasn't fun!



  34. 34

    the hammer will fall this time…



  35. 35

    OOPS…..

    details….details.



  36. 36

    um, duh…she's completely full of shit.

    god, i can't wait until she gets back…i hope the judge throws her stupid ass in jail, and none of that "go to jail for 76 minutes" bullshit. give her some REAL fucking jail time for contempt of court, probation violation, and being a crazy ho!



  37. 37

    Somehow I think this is really gonna piss me off if she doesn't get the same punishment that a *normal* person would for skipping a mandated court appearance. And what was so important for her to be in France anyway??



  38. 38

    you american dick head, she's not even in FRANCE, She's in MONTE CARLO that's a different country and thus french authroities will be pretty useless..

    Get your facts right BEFORE you write an article YOU FAT SHIT!



  39. 39

    She has got some very strict probation requirements that include no alcohol and random drug testing and a Scram bracelet, she will screw up and land in jail anyway. When she goes to court they are going to ask her for proof of the "stolen" passport, which might add to her sentence for lying.



  40. 40

    Re: trinigirl123

    That's kinda a good point. I thought she was 30? Is she really only 23??? wow…she does need jail then. Best kinda rehab is Jail.

  41. @v@ says – reply to this


    41

    Hi Ho, Hi Ho - it's off to jail she goes,
    She took that chanceskee,
    She's awol like Polansky,
    Ho, Hi ho.

  42. @v@ says – reply to this


    42

    Re: FattyHilton – The private Cannes Film festival is held annually (usually in May) at the Palais des Festivals et des Congrès, in the resort town of Cannes, in the south of France. Monte Carlo is in Monaco. Did she leave Cannes for Monte Carlo?



  43. 43

    she's stupid. is she fuckin serious?? like they wouldn't ask the french authorities?!?!??!