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Prosecutor Speaks: LiLo "Thumbing Her Nose" At Courts!!!

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Lindsay Lohan may want to take her time getting back to the states, now that it's for certain she's being thrown in jail!

Might has well enjoy her freedom while she still has it!

Someone who can't wait to see LiLo return to US soil is the case's prosecutor. Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers is pretty damn pleased at how things went down today in LiLo's hearing. Since she didn't show up, Lindsay got slammed with a bent warrant, a $100,000 bail and a list of probation restrictions that will make stock in Jack Daniels plummet.

And that is all fine by Meyers!

Following the hearing, the DA defended the judge's verdict regarding Lindsay's punishment for not showing up today, saying:

“Judge Revel went above and beyond to tell her to appear today. Miss Lohan should have been at the airport with her passport. She knew she had to be here and she wasn’t…It appears she is thumbing her nose at the court…Judge Revel clearly had the authority and was reasonable in issuing random drug testing, wearing the SCRAM bracelet, no alcohol consumption and the $100,000 bail was not excessive given the circumstances. If this was anybody else, celebrity or not, this is what would have happened to them.”

Agreed! All hail Judge Revel!

Who else can't wait to see LiLo accessorize her SCRAM bracelet?!?!

[Image via WENN.]

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60 comments to “Prosecutor Speaks: LiLo "Thumbing Her Nose" At Courts!!!”

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  2. 2

    my guess, she will spend a WHOLE 35 min in jail

  3. 3

    She will make bail I think but will not be able to adhere to the restrictions. Here idiot mother will be going out to buy her alchohal for her so she can bail curfew party thinking she wont be caught.

  4. 4

    I am going to defend Miss Lohan. Everybody's ready to see her ripped to pieces, like she's The Monster of Stalingrad, over a DUI. Yeah, she's scared, she drinks, does God only knows what else, but does not deserve to be treated like Evil Incarnate. Hey, BP is poisoning the entire Gulf of Mexico for the next hundred years and there's not so much as a ticket, a fine, or anything. Nobody on Wall Street has gotten a "Shame on You", but Lindsay has the crowds ready to stone her to death. She's had a pretty hard time and if she's scared of police meeting her plane and taking right to jail, then at least have some compassion and maybe, just maybe, let her know that not everybody wants to see her fall.

  5. 5

    Bench Warrant.

  6. 6

    you know perez, your obsession with this broad is getting to be pretty scary. lindsay should stay far, far away from you. listen to your "wifey's" song papparazzi….thats u…

  7. 7

    bent warrant?!? Fucking priceless…

  8. 8

    Bullshit. Revel is doing exactly what I expected - have her arrested, slap a bracelet on her and LET HER GO. In other words, SQUAT. NOTHING. The way I read it, the only way Lindsay is looking at 180 days is if she drinks or fails a drug test. In other words, the judge is giving her yet ANOTHER pass! If you or I violated parole and didn't show for our hearing, it would be an automatic 6 months for contempt of court, beginning the minute we stepped off the plane. Period. L.A. jails are overcrowded, and they don't want the headache of having to deal with a celebrity (not that Lindsay IS one), so they let just let her walk. Again. Revel and the L.A. judicial system are jokes.

  9. 9

    It's "bench warrant" you moron.

  10. 10

    maybe she could blow the judge?!

  11. 11

    Good Lord. People are acting like she has pulled a Patty Hearst or Charles Manson. It's serious but not like there's been a manhunt issued or she's on a FBI wanted list. I think this is actually one of the best things that has happened to her in a while. She is going to be forced to stay sober and work her court programs once and for all. If she fucks up those drug tests or alcohol device she might really find herself in some hot water then.

  12. 12


  13. 13

    Re: Curious Yellow – Wow, Curious Yellow, that was a great post. You are absolutely right. Well said, well put.

  14. 14

    Re: Curious Yellow – That is a very kind, mature, and I think correct, take on this situation. Good job!

  15. 15

    I CAN'T WAIT!!

  16. 16

    WoW. This chick is going down, FAST ! Can't wait for the made-for-t.v. movie. I wonder who will play Dina Lohan - Raquel Welch ?

  17. 17

    Too bad she broke the laws in California. We all know that laws mean nothing there (as Nicole Richie and other stars who did less than two hours can attest). Too bad she didn't decide to break the laws when she was in Singapore last year. A good caning would have done her good.

  18. 18

    why are you guys using the same picture over and over again don't you have another crappy one in your files somewhere ?????

  19. 19

    Off to Jail for the Skank ! Immediately !

  20. 20

    Has it occurred to anyone here that maybe she WANTS to go to jail? Because of all the press she knows she is going to get? I mean please spare me; If she really didn`t want to go to jail she would have never went to Canne in the first place and would have followed the Judges instructions to the letter, instead she went over to Canne, partied and partied, missed AA meetings and didn`t even bother to get a temp passport which would have taken her less than a few hours.

  21. 21

    I can't wait till they lock the girl up. She'll get what she deserves. Plus MAYBE it will help her clean up her act.

  22. 22

    She already posted bail(slacking with the updates perez)..So no shes not going to jail…!

  23. 23

    She's young. She'll bounce back. I hope she does no jail time just to piss off the people who want to see her fail miserably. Lol

  24. 24

    Or Donna Mills or Judith Lightner could play Dina ! As for Michael Lohan, I am not so sure - perhaps Kelsey Graham ?

  25. 25

    Re: Be-Atch – Raquel is TOO young to play Orange Oprah … perhaps they could dig up Jessica Tandy and spray her orange and throw on a "bleached to the shit-house" wig …

  26. 26

    she already posted bail fattie! copy and paste a lil' faster, will ya?

  27. 27

    Re: Deanobear – LoL ! That is true, Raquel looks great !

  28. 28

    Maybe Miley can play Ali, IF she dyes her hair black, and, oh, learns how to act !

  29. 29

    WHO will play Linds ? Tara Reid ? She IS trashy enough !

  30. luvu2 says – reply to this


    It's too bad her fame can't somehow just be revoked…..if everyone just forgot about her, stopped writing about her, following her,taking pictures. IMO, That would hurt her more than anything.

  31. 31


  32. 32

    Dear illiterate idiot who wrote this post:
    What is a 'bent warrant'?
    Is that anything like a bench warrant?

  33. 33

    That fact that he ask for this unnecessary met in the first place is what should be brought into question. By all accounts she has been doing everything with in reason what has been asked of her to do by the courts. So what was with the meting? Famewhoring 100%

  34. 34

    I don't kow how she affords flying around the world and just partying without a job to support all her bad habits. She has aged, she's allowed all those bad photos..can't figure out if sshe's gay or not, or just looking for more attention. She's pathetic and deserves jail time to straighten out…more than 87 minutes too. CA's legal system has let celebrities make a joke of the law.

  35. 35

    Hey stupid shit. Do you not have spell check? What is a BENT warrant? ignorant!

  36. 36

    Re: Be-Atch – Miley has standards, they might be low, but she still has them. I'm sure there is some up and "cumming" porn starlet that would just jump at the chance - and as for Lindsay … they're gonna have to SGI her, coz there is no actress on this earth that would want that part.

  37. 37

    Bur she's not like everyone else, LL has scum bags around every corner willing to make money off of her bad behavior… like fat-so She's not even a person, she's a tabloid commodity.

  38. 38

    Whew, thank God it wasn't a straight warrant.

  39. 39

    hahahhaha it must suck to be perez and find out that lindsay is NOT going to jail bahahahha SUCK ON THAT PEREZ! x)

  40. 40

    hahaha bent warrant! perez what an ignorant-fat-ladygaga-asslicker you are! xD

  41. 41

    Give me a break! What people need to realize here is that if this were any other person, they would be in jail right now. Forget her "celebrity" status, if she even has one anymore…she broke the law, more than once, and she needs to deal with the consequences. She needs to stop feeling so entitled, it's nauseating.

  42. 42

    What is it going to take for this bitch to go to jail? Kill someone?

  43. 43

    It's idiotic to compare oil in the Gulf to Lindsay's crime. So, what, Curious Yellow, as long as BP is polluting our environment, as long as Wall Street execs get millions in bonuses, we should allow the lesser crimes to be dismissed? What a stupid thing to say.

    Lindsay has used up all her "compassion" points. I don't feel the least bit sorry for her. She thinks she's above it all.

  44. 44

    apparently if you have money in the States, you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want to. I just wish she'd go away. go to jail, rehab, WHATEVER, i'm sick of her trying to hang on. GO AWAY

  45. 45

    She won't get jail, and she knows it. She does need to go though.

  46. 46

    It's bench warrant you fucking dumb ass. Do you even think to check what you write at all?

  47. 47

    da bitch isnt goin to jail, for some stupid reason the judge relented. I knew it was too good to be true..i would have killed to see crackwhore handcuffed and hauled off to jail to serve a real sentence! but becuz she's famous she'll continue to do drugs, skip court dates and get away with it. i sometimes wish for an assassination on some of these hollywood brats.

  48. @v@ says – reply to this


    Perez scoops that LL is broke, and yet $100,000 in bail is already posted. Well?

  49. 49

    I reaaaaally thing that Lindsay may perform a Polanski!

  50. 50

    throw her in jail.

  51. 51

    A "bent" warrant? Come on. *sigh*

  52. 52

    and all this could have been avoided if she just did those classes and showed up at at court when she was supposed to… if this is the way she needs to get it together… well i can think of worse. hopefully it will be "bottom" enough to wake her up.

  53. 53

    to all who say this isn't serious — i'm sure if you lost someone to a DUI you would think differently about this. Driving drunk IS serious you dopes! Just dumb luck that she hasn't killed anyone or herself. She could just as easily have done that kind of damage.

  54. 54

    Re: LovelyLucy

    Agree 100%

  55. 55

    Lock her up in a cell filled with puddles of vomit and diarrhea and maybe she'll learn her lesson but I doubt it! This is Hollyweird and she is a "celebrity," so she'll only be in for 17 minutes or so….

  56. 56

    Re: Curious Yellow – Lindsay is way more fun than wall street. Although nobody tops Britney's crazy train.

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  58. 58

    Well, she's already posted bail, and isn't back yet… But maybe someone should direct the judge, her lawyer, and family to the pics that surfaced from Cannes of her in a hotel room, with 2 lines of cocaine and a joint on a mirror right across from her!!! She desperately needs help–but, doesn't look like she WANTS help…SO… Lock her skank-ass up!!!

  59. 59

    Just another publicity stunt, no one is that dumb maybe dumb as a fox. she gets in the news again everyone make a big deal out of nothing. she has no talent may as well be know for something. Go away

  60. 60

    "If this was anybody else, celebrity or not, this is what would have happened to them."

    oh really? i'm having a little trouble believing that. celebs get off the hook ALL the time, u meaning to tell me if I did the exact same thing as her i would get the same consequences??