Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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Lindsay Lohan may want to take her time getting back to the states, now that it's for certain she's being thrown in jail!
Might has well enjoy her freedom while she still has it!
Someone who can't wait to see LiLo return to US soil is the case's prosecutor. Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers is pretty damn pleased at how things went down today in LiLo's hearing. Since she didn't show up, Lindsay got slammed with a bent warrant, a $100,000 bail and a list of probation restrictions that will make stock in Jack Daniels plummet.
And that is all fine by Meyers!
Following the hearing, the DA defended the judge's verdict regarding Lindsay's punishment for not showing up today, saying:
“Judge Revel went above and beyond to tell her to appear today. Miss Lohan should have been at the airport with her passport. She knew she had to be here and she wasn’t…It appears she is thumbing her nose at the court…Judge Revel clearly had the authority and was reasonable in issuing random drug testing, wearing the SCRAM bracelet, no alcohol consumption and the $100,000 bail was not excessive given the circumstances. If this was anybody else, celebrity or not, this is what would have happened to them.”
Agreed! All hail Judge Revel!
Who else can't wait to see LiLo accessorize her SCRAM bracelet?!?!
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