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Screw Rehab! Lindsanity Wants To Go To Prison!

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So we hear, but considering the source, we'll take this with a grain of salt.

The ever fame hungry father-of-the-year, Michael Lohan, is telling the press that his daughter would rather go to jail than back to rehab.

Lindsay Lohan is well on her way to getting her wish, if that's what she is really after. If she can't stop pAArtying in Cannes long enough to get back here by tomorrow morning, her ass should get prepped for an orange jumpsuit!

Then again, with such an important date coming up, she really shouldn't have gone at all, so maybe there is some truth to the words Papa Lohan is spewing. When asked about Lilo and her options, Michael said:

"Lindsay doesn't need to go through the jail process. She thinks that three days in jail is better than 60 days in rehab and she's sadly mistaken. Lindsay doesn't realize how horrible it is to be in jail for one, two, three days or longer. It's something that would stick with her for the rest of her life and she doesn't need any more torment."

Well, you would know, wouldn't you?!

Like father, like daughter!

It's going to be a very interesting morning tomorrow!

[Image via WENN.]

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18 comments to “Screw Rehab! Lindsanity Wants To Go To Prison!”



  1. 1

    wait until the picture of her crying like paris hilton come out.



  2. 2

    even considering the source, he's probably right.

    hell, paris and nicole have been. she probably thinks it's a piece of cake.

    it only keeps her out of the clubs for a few days. it's not interrupting her career or anything - spending a little time in lockup.



  3. 3

    WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING ALL UP IN HER BIZ! YOU HAVE CONSISTENTLY TAKEN HER DAD'S BATE (BOTTOM FEEDER THAT YOU ARE) AND SLAM HER EVERY CHANCE YOU GET. DO YOU THINK THIS IS HELPING HER ANY? YOU'RE ABOUT AS DELUSIONAL AND DEFINITELY AS BIG OF A BULLY AS HER FATHER, IN FACT, I'D BE SURPRISED IF YOUR NOT BEST FRIENDS WHO ARE "WORKING TOGETHER" TO TAKE HER DOWN. YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND LET THIS GIRL BE!!! ITS NOT GOSSIP UNTIL IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS!!!!!



  4. 4

    IT'S NOT GOSSIP UNTIL IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS
    _____________________________________________
    SO DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD YET PERVEZ!



  5. 5

    I thought the court date was today, not tomorrow?



  6. 6

    the court day is today not tomorrow cum bucket



  7. 7

    will you PLEASE look up the difference between prison and jail. thanks.



  8. 8

    so mario - is it prison or jail????????

    and mario - all week you've been "reporting" the court date is today……why the sudden change????



  9. 9

    there is a pill that cures alcoholism, seriously.

    you can google that at news.google.com — it was in the Guardian, one of the UK's most serious newspapers "the little pill that could cure alcoholism"

    I am quoting from the article here:

    It's not extraordinary that, despite all his efforts and his obvious intelligence and commitment, Dr Ameisen failed to overcome his addiction. What is extraordinary is that he eventually discovered a drug he claims has cured him of alcoholism and that he claims can cure all addictions, including cocaine, heroin, smoking, bulimia and anorexia, compulsive shopping and gambling. Because that is, according to all other schools of thought, simply impossible.

    And this guy is no quack. He used to be the cardiologist of the Prime Minister of France.

  10. jham says – reply to this


    10

    For the first time, I'm going to agree with the guy. His post appears to be refreshingly free from anger and has what seems to be compassion for Lindsey. Addiction is so awful, and it's a huge part of our society. Adicts need to be treated with love (albeit tough) and compassion. I will say a prayer for her that she gets the help she needs.



  11. 11

    Wasn't her passport stolen? Can she travel without a passport?



  12. 12

    yea, and she'll be in there for a whopping 94 minutes. total bullshit. and yeah i'm sure her passport was "stolen"…just another lame ass excuse to try and dodge responsibility



  13. 13

    this is soo old u even wrote it yesterday



  14. 14

    Re: WatcherOne – per her mothers rant yesterday, she was up for 24 hours working with the french embassy to get lindsay (her adult daughter) a US passport……….if any of that makes any sense……..



  15. 15

    STOP WRITING ABOUT HEEER! I'VE SEEN AT LEAST FIVE "ARTICLES" ABOUT HER ON THIS SITE AND I'M GETTING SICK OF IT! WHO CARES WHAT SHE DOES OR DOESN'T DO. IF SHE WANTS TO DROWN HER OWN SORROWS IN BOOOOZE OR DRUGS - LET HER! ITS OBVIOUS THAT THIS GIRL FEELS LIKE SHIT, AND WHO WOULDN'T BE WITH EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT HER AND WRITING ABOUT HER. LEAVE HER BE! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  16. 16

    she is so effing stupid



  17. 17

    It's today, not tomorrow!!!



  18. 18

    Re: skate88 – thank you. ugh.