So we hear, but considering the source, we'll take this with a grain of salt.
Lindsay Lohan is well on her way to getting her wish, if that's what she is really after. If she can't stop pAArtying in Cannes long enough to get back here by tomorrow morning, her ass should get prepped for an orange jumpsuit!
Then again, with such an important date coming up, she really shouldn't have gone at all, so maybe there is some truth to the words Papa Lohan is spewing. When asked about Lilo and her options, Michael said:
"Lindsay doesn't need to go through the jail process. She thinks that three days in jail is better than 60 days in rehab and she's sadly mistaken. Lindsay doesn't realize how horrible it is to be in jail for one, two, three days or longer. It's something that would stick with her for the rest of her life and she doesn't need any more torment."
Well, you would know, wouldn't you?!
Like father, like daughter!
It's going to be a very interesting morning tomorrow!
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