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It Is Definitely Not Lance Armstrong's Week!

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After being accused of using performance enhancing drugs yesterday, the day took an even worse turn for Lance Armstrong when he took a nasty spill while competing in the Tour of California!

He reportedly needed stitches near his elbow and eye!

Ouch! Poor guy! Looks painful!

Feel better, bb! We're sure next week will be better! You know, unless they find out those allegations against you are true or something!

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28 comments to “It Is Definitely Not Lance Armstrong's Week!”



  1. 1

    this is what happens when you are on drugs. Just ask Lindsay Firecrotch



  2. 2

    i think lance armstrong is a GREAT guy. I also think that by you posting SHIT about him it adds ot his "not so good week" jerk.



  3. 3

    boo-fucking-hoo-hoo. glad this lying little bitch ate some road. he's a dickhead. hope he's in a lot of pain.



  4. 4

    I haven't thought Lance had much character from the moment he started dumping women at inopportune times. First, his wife, who had stood by him during his near death brain cancer, and then Sheryl Crow when she was pregnant. He may be a great athlete but he is a cold person. I would not be surprised if he used performance enhancing drugs and found a way to hide it.



  5. 5

    I love Lance….cycling if full of doping. Floyd is just a jealous has been he changes his story everytime the wind blows.



  6. 6

    bottom one looks like Glambert makeup.



  7. 7

    Haters are always accusing him of using performance enhancing drugs..happened so many times in France and yet till this day.



  8. 8

    Re: judalon

    Your wrong his long time girlfriend dumped Lance when he was going through Cancer treatments. Cheryl adopted and Kristin and Lance met during a fundraiser after he had cancer treatments, then after the kids were born she they didn't really have a permanent residence all the bike riding took them to all parts of the world.



  9. 9

    Sorry people, for someone who runs into him and seems him a lot in Austin he couldn't be nicer guy.



  10. 10

    Poor guy. Be careful!



  11. 11

    The Tour de California will be going right though my hometown this afternoon, and I was looking forward to seeing him! I was bummed earlier when my friend told me he wouldn't here due to his injury. Oh well. Hope things get better soon.



  12. 12

    The picture on the top is his teammate, Chechu. Notice the difference in the color of the chin strap on their helmets?

  13. buck says – reply to this


    13

    It looks like this guy called Will.I.Am a phaggot



  14. 14

    his diaper will definitely need changing!



  15. 15

    He's a doucebag - I don't know why everyone kisses his ass. He may be having a bad week, but now that I've seen this picture my week is looking up!

  16. Scrib says – reply to this


    16

    this news is sooooooooo yesterday. tell me something i don't already know.



  17. 17

    i think lance is unfortunately going to have a shitty Tour de France this year…he broke his collarbone a couple of months ago and that really set his training back.

    too bad he retired the first time…he was still clearly good enough to win the tour probably 1-2 more times since he came back after retirement and got on the podium.

    p.s. fuck contador, i hope his whole team crashes or get popped for doping!



  18. 18

    I hate to see people bleeding near to their eyes. Creeps me out.



  19. 19

    That's why I heart DermaBond it keeps you pretty lol



  20. 20

    i



  21. 21

    The first photo is not Lance on the pavement. It is his team mate José Luis Rubiera. I just to make sure Perez is report accurate gossip



  22. 22

    Re: momofan – My bad. You are right. However, Lance divorced Kristen when they had 3 very young children, took up with Sheryl and then after they got engaged, he got cold feet and bolted. One week later, Sheryl was diagnosed with breast cancer and Lance was no where to be found. I still contend he has zero character.



  23. 23

    Re: judalon – I was going to respond but you put in what you want to believe and its not worth it.

  24. NiboR says – reply to this


    24

    Lance looks might yellow…..



  25. 25

    good god! lol
    that was kinda funny. in the bad kinda way :(



  26. 26

    Could never stand this self-centred, arrogant prick. Delighted to see him knocked off his pedestal. Smile and like it asshole :)



  27. 27

    he's a twig like he juices !!! idiot stick…he already had cancer think he would risk it?? if anything he 's on gh..



  28. 28

    karma…..