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Mischa's Crazy Eyes

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Mischa Barton looked like a certifiable hawt mess while leaving a benefit party for Haiti at Cannes VIP Room on Thursday. She emerged looking wide-eyed and disoriented leaving us to wonder - what was she doing in there?!

Ha! Probably have some good ol' fashioned Coke!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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99 comments to “Mischa's Crazy Eyes”

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  2. 2

    Now I'm worried about that poor child again. Don't these young people have parents? She IS a hot mess. Again.

  3. 3

    What the fuck happened to her eyes?

  4. 4

    o my God!!!!

  5. 5

    actually, it's probably because of the white eyeliner she has on. it makes everyone have crazy eyes.

  6. 6

    Prolly doing the Coke Diet! and it looks like it is working so good for her!

  7. 7

    hahahahahaha - weirdo!

  8. 8

    It's Chucky!!

  9. 9

    She is the Baby Jane Hudson for the new millenium.

  10. 10

    Frightening!!! How does she earn money again?

  11. 11

    that poor girl is not attractive.

  12. 12

    Who did her hair and make-up?? Her 4 year old niece???

  13. 13

    Totally vacant. So sad.

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  16. 16

    It looks like a mixture of bad eye make up and being coked the fuck out. That dress is so cute though.

  17. 17

    aww this poor girl! Never thoughht id see her like this. I wonder what happened to her? I hate to say it coz drugs don't bother me but in my personal experience those do look like coke eyes.

  18. 18

    relax perez - its the white eye liner. not many people can pull the look off, most end up lookin werid.

  19. 19

    Whatever happened to baby Mischa?

  20. bobo says – reply to this


    That is so photoshopped …

  21. 21

    Oh Friggin My!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yikes! That's Just Wrong!

  22. 22

    Bitch has lost it big time. She looks like a circus freak. Almost as fugly as CaCa.

  23. 23

    Pretty sure she had some cocktails before she put on her makeup

  24. 24

    talk about, what ever happened to baby jane!!!

  25. 25

    She is on something…and what is with that weird 'What Ever Happened to Baby Jane' Betty Davis get-up ? Waaaaaaaaaaaay too much make-up !

  26. 26

    Good thing Linds is crazier, otherwise, she would have the title of the Bat Shit Craziest 'It' girl of the moment !

  27. 27

    Re: Chelseaola2 – O true. When u sweat and wear eyeliner it can do that in pictures

  28. 28

    Why is she at Cannes. She is completely irrelevant.

  29. 29

    HOOOOOOOLY FUCK SHIT!!!! that is fucking freaky!!! lol

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    Re: xoxo_anonymous – why and where do you apply white eyeliner?

  32. SeeMe says – reply to this


    No, not a hot mess…just a mess.

  33. 33

    Whoa! She definitely looks scary, but the dress is pretty cute :)

  34. 34

    That bitch is fuckin TWEAKED!!!

  35. 35

    SCARY! make that into a cardboard life-size poster, it would be scarier than that robbert pattison one!!

  36. 36

    Omg look at her she looks like she's a 30 year old crazy lady on crack!

  37. 37

    She looks like Shitney Spears on crack! What a freak!

  38. 38




    Damn! Bitch looks exactly like Joan Crawford in What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? Or Perez after getting ass and face fucked by the entire Chicago Bears football team.


    Goddamn she's fucking ugly!


  39. 39

    Uh, Perez, it's called makeup. She lined her water line with white eyeliner which can be used to make ones eyes appear bigger/wide eyed.

  40. 40


    Ha! Just started to read the other posts after having posted mine.


    Too fucking funny, man!! So many others caught the same Joan Crawford look on her!! Excellent!


  41. 41

    Re: Hate Low Class People – LoL ! Shitney Spears !

  42. 42

    Probably went into the back alley and stated blowing some guys for……..BLOW ! So out of it, it will appear on the internet in a couple of days….

  43. 43

    You Mean Betty Davis…Joan Crawford played the one in the wheelchair ! Betty Davis played the one who was dillusional, and still dressed as tho' she was a child star …

  44. Sking says – reply to this


    AAAHHH!! It's one of the aliens from Mars Attacks! They are real!!!!!!

  45. 45

    It's a picture you idiots! Dont read into everything.

  46. 46

    She looks like an ventriloquists doll. Maybe it's just a bad pic.

  47. 47

    Cannes is really going downhill fast. With the likes of Mischa and Lindsay getting press it doesn't even seem like an actual film festival. They could call it " coke whore has-been/never-was festival".

  48. Beccx says – reply to this


    OMG It's Baby Jane!

  49. 49

    she looks like she is on meth.

  50. 50

    Holy shit.

  51. 51

    Whats Cannes!!!!!!! im dying to know i keep reading it but dont even know what it is!

  52. 52

    Re: flora_tink – its right on her water line. it helps eyes look bigger…but most people just put it on the inner corners of the eyes, to avoid this look. it probably wouldnt be so bad if she didnt have such heavy black eyeliner on with it.

  53. 53

    LOL! Looks like Baby Jane!!!

  54. 54

    no one looks like that unless they are on something, she needs help ASAP!

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  56. 56

    No dumb ass. Is called white eyeliner. Didn't Lady CaCa teach you anything or is your head so deep in her ass that you don't see the trends in makeup?

  57. 57

    Re: Chelseaola2 – *orders a carton of white eyeliner…

  58. 58

    She looks like what ever happened to baby jane! scary!

  59. 59

    She was just pictured in a gown on some other site looking fab! This dress is soooooo adorable. I don't know what's up with the costume makeup but it's pretty hilarious!

  60. 60

    Lordy!! You've said some mean shit about this girl in your day, everything is now TOTALLY JUSTIFIED!! AAAACK!!! Small children would WEEP at the sight of this thing!!!

  61. mgh says – reply to this


    those are some huge eyes. almost to abnormal…..i remeber when i use to do the bad stuff, i would stare at my eyes in the mirror.
    thank god im over that shit.
    takes you no where good

  62. 62

    You people are such unthinking dolts for believing she's "under the influence" just because a photographer takes a million photos and picks the opportune "hot mess" looking ones to distribute.

  63. 63

    out of all the beautiful pictures taken of her at cannes, this is the one you show?!??! you're an ass… and i think you are jealous of her for some bizarre reason because you're always attacking her! o_O people… go to the daily mail or the guardian.uk.

  64. 64

    I don't think she had coke I think she had xtc lolz

  65. 65

    Her eyes are a makeup trick, probably navy liner followed with white liner along the water line. It's a trick to make you look like you have big wide eyes. She could have used blue eye drops too.

  66. 66

    She looks so weird!!

  67. 67

    photoshopped! I mean come on!!!

  68. 68

    its clearly white eye liner

  69. 69

    Most obviously photoshop, stop stirring up shit

  70. 70

    She has always been totally crazy! I have seen her many times in person at places like the Ivy and she always seems to be under influence of drugs and always drinks minimum 2 glass of wine with every meal. She gets too much attention and don't deserve any of it. She is not pretty at all and she has never been in any good movie. I have no idea why she is famous. After a few years, everybody has fogotten about her. Very soon she is going to be in the rehab oder in the Klapsmühle!

  71. 71

    Everyone is taking bets on Lindsay Lohan, but my money's on Mischa. Poor Raccoon-eyes is headed for the BIG MELTDOWN. Mischa has been in trouble for a long time with very little attention paid. Once these "kids" turn 21 there's very little anyone can do but watch. Sad. She'd dabbled before, but dating a pig like Brandon Davis, really got her started with the drug scene in a big way, then moving on to Cisco Adler, then all the other guys who were druggies Mischa needs to go in-patient rehab, for about a year.

  72. 72

    A dilemma. I hope she doesn't pay someone to do her makeup ’cause it looks atrocious. On the other hand, if she's doing her makeup, maybe she needs to pay someone to do her makeup.

  73. 73

    She does drugs. That's what happened to her. MB, get help!

  74. 74

    She was there to show her support. Not feeling her make-up though, a little to Raggedy-Ann!

  75. 75

    this can't be a real photo

  76. 76

    Coke makes the pupils pinpoints, not large. dime sized pupils = mdma, lsd, etc

  77. 77

    Anyone else thinking Betty Davis in "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane"!!

  78. 78

    It's Baby Jane. lol

  79. 79

    scary clown-face

  80. 80

    Baby Jane Hudson returns!!!!!!!!!!!

  81. 81

    Definitely Photoshop.
    Looks so unreal, no one with a brain believes that this is NOT photoshoped.
    Come on Perez, go and get a life (and a brain), your lies are booooooooooring…

  82. 82

    What the ass?

  83. 83

    Re: comedunwich
    coke and other stimulants makes them dilate, opiates makes them constrict.

  84. 84

    The Pupil's Republic of Cocaine

  85. 85

    For heaven's sake I didn't even recognize her. Yikes

  86. 86

    that creeped me the hell out.

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  88. 88

    This is her first smile in years.

  89. 89

    crazy FACE.

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  91. 91

    this is terrifying this bitch is disfigured

  92. 92

    Wow ….. that's not a flattering pic. She looks like Chucky's bride.

  93. 93

    Re: comedunwich – You're wrong. Coke makes your pupils huge

  94. 94

    Re: DramzQueen – LOL.

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    Good LAWD have mercy. Dang!

  98. 98

    She looks like Bette Davis in Whatever Happen To Baby Jane

  99. 99

    she looks like the girl on "whatever happened to baby jane" you need to do one of those side to side look alike posts.