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Tom "Twinkle Toes" Cruise Is Getting Extra Annoying Now!

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Katie Holmes should have her lawyers look over her marriage contract with Tom Cruise again. There has to be something in there about if being annoyed to death, they will loosen up on the shackles a bit! Poor girl!

We all remember a few weeks ago when Katie took to the dance floor at a benefit in El Lay and Tom joined her in embarrassing themselves for an impromptu dance routine.

Well, since then, poor Katie has been enduring Tom's latest publicity scheme - making them the new "Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire."

Sources say that he has them working on routines every free moment they have, constantly pushing Katie to practice harder because he "believes Katie has a long way to go before she’s ready. "

Excuse you, Tom? We don't think the girl is any Ginger Rogers, but she sure as hell has better moves than you!

And is Suri okay with you guys spending so much of your time on something that in no way benefits her? Did you give you two permission to do this?!

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47 comments to “Tom "Twinkle Toes" Cruise Is Getting Extra Annoying Now!”

  1. 1

    does anyone really believe this nonsense? Are you kidding me????

  2. 2

    Did you give you two permission to do this?!

    Hiring a chimp to write these posts, Perez? Spelling and typos getting more and more frequent.

  3. 3

    Weird family

  4. 4

    No one would pay money to see these two clowns fake their sexual chemistry while dancing. Tom is a moderately good actor but is batshit crazy. He has saved a few people in random rescues over his lifetime and that is really his only redeeming quality. I love it that the head of Scientology would secretly tape Cruise's rants then play it for his buddies while mocking him. As Perez would say "Loves it."

  5. 5

    katie forgot her boobs at home again

  6. 6

    Scientology kills!
    Remember Lisa McPherson

  7. 7

    OMG…. Who's the chimp typing this post? "Did you give you two permission to do this?" WTF?? Please just stop and drop dead from the humanity

  8. 8

    Where can I find these "rants" of his? These two are a train wreck that I can't stop watching…

  9. 9

    Re: curiousred – LOL good one! Perez is becoming fake as fake can be, makes up shit to try and stir up trouble and controversy where there is none and is fast becoming the laughing stock of websites….

  10. 10

    ANOTHER daily typo. :/

  11. 11

    Whoever is doing the writing today is doing a shit-tastic job. Half this crap doesn't even make sense.

    But from what I could understand, it sounds like somebody has been stealing from the Enquirer again.

  12. 12

    As I recall they did the dance number a few weeks ago for charity. You need to quit getting your diapers in a knot over everything Perez, or Barbara or whoever writes the crap you've been putting out lately.

  13. 13

    the way he holds her is always so damn sterile.

  14. 14

    this is one sad little marriage. But what can one expect from someone who shares beliefs with scientologists. Poor Katie, she should leave him and take the kid so she can have a normal life. Not this nut house.

  15. 15

    Re: Terri Moves – i was gonna say the same thing. i'm no big fan of cruise but i highly doubt any of this crap is true.

  16. 16

    Where the fuck are Katie's breasts?

  17. 17


  18. 18

    I really liked Katie Holmes before she married him. She seemed really down to earth and just like the girl next door. It was really refreshing to see someone like her in the industry. Seems like since she married him she turned into a whole new person and try to take on a glam hollywood persona. I dont think she fits into that catagory at all she's hardly made any movies and none worth anything in hollywood. I'm not too sure about these 2 anymore

  19. 19

    Homosexual Sex, Scientology, Cocaine

  20. 20

    we all know tom is a strange dude, why katie naieve holmes marry him i will never understand. I notice something too, all the women tom has married turn into statutes and waxes after he married them, but once they leave him they came back to reality. Their true personalities show.

  21. 21

    The little midget is hard to watch do ANYTHING. He's so forced, so unnatural, such a large dooshbag.

  22. 22

    You can't learn rythm and you can't magically obtain talent. You are born with both. or not, as in his case.

    If this is true, then he is truly delusional on many levels.

    He is the forty something guy standing at the bar in a club believing all the young girls are itching for him and all the guys admire his 'talents'.
    Meanwhile they are laughing behind his back, and sometimes in his face. Yet…he still doesn't GET IT.

  23. 23

    When will this GAY BOY retire already???

  24. 24

    No one is forcing you to watch them dance, you have a choice so how is it annoying to you that they are dancing together? Perhaps this is for exercise, maybe as a family they dance together its called staying healthy and active. Truthfully what any two people do behind closed doors is no-ones business as long as they are consenting adults. You are such a hypocrite. gays should have the right to be married but Tom Cruise and his wife annoy you because they dance together??? Geez pick yor battles, and believe me you have bigger battles to fight like the one your hairline is having with your 9-head you frankenstein looking lisping simp.

  25. 25

    OMG they were so bad! She was above average, but let's face it, she shouldn't quit her dayjob. But Tom? Come ON!! That man couldn't find rytm even if it hit him in the face. Seriously, all joking aside, I'm sure they had the best of choreographers and even then it didn't help, the man is stiff as a corpse.

  26. 26

    Maybe he thinks he'll dance the gay thoughts away.. 'You can't catch me gay thoughts!!"

  27. 27

    Poor Katie! ESCAPE before it's too late!! Take your baby back to her real Daddy (Kris Klein) and get away from this psycho.
    …..and Perez, again I ask….did you fail basic ENGLISH!????? Someone should really be proofreading your stuff

  28. Lucas says – reply to this


    Katie looks like a boy — she needs some bubbies.

  29. 29

    Strunk and White: Pick up a copy.

  30. 30

    I just threw up in my mouth. Don't want to see them, hear about them or talk about them.

  31. 31

    I doubt this is true. That's fucking crazy. And he's sooo in denial it's sad…come out of that closet Tommy…
    p.s. Perez whoever you have writing for you needs to take a fucking English composition class. This shit doesn't even make sense anymore.

  32. 32

    Alasen: Say that to millions of Christian households. If you're going to hate on Scientology for being ridiculous, you have to acknowledge how ridiculous all religion is. Either that, or just don't say anything.

  33. 33

    He is annoying. Katie is annoying. Their daughter is way to annoying for words. annoying.

  34. 34

    Of course *snark* is part of your "gossip site", Perez, but this is just detached from reality.
    Pretend it's "faboosh" Brad and Angie for a few minutes… that might ratchet down the unreasonable cattiness a notch or two.

  35. 35

    Gay men have control issues with their "beards". Happens all da time. Only a total femme would think he could revive his career through dance!

    Isn't very creepy that he doesn't stop touching her? Who hangs off their spouse like that? Body language speaks volumes with this dude.


  36. 36

    I heard that Katie wants to go Briadway and that Tom is helping her. Get your facts fucking straight will you?

  37. luvu2 says – reply to this


    Geez I'm actually starting to feel really bad for this couple,they've just completely been raked over the coals. It's not like me to feel bad for famous rich celebrities, but unlike the rest of them, they actually don't seem like total assholes. probably the wrong website to be saying this…oh well Submit

  38. 38

    I truly honestly do have a good question to ask ???? Tom Cruise was married to two beautiful actresses before Katie. Yet, Tom could never get either woman pregnant no matter how hard he tried. He had to adopt two children with Nicole. Both women married other men after divorcing Tom and both had children with their new spouses. No problem with them getting pregnant.
    Is Suri even Tom's or did Katie have an affair or something ???? Suri looks exactly like Katie nothing like Tom. I stay constantly confused about this. What does everyone else think ??????

  39. 39

    Scientology recorded him admitting that he is gay many years ago when they were "counseling" him. They hold on to it so that Tom does whatever Scientology tells him to do, or else the cult will "ruin" him.

  40. 40

    Wait, wait - a guy that actually will dance with his wife? Oh, what a horrible, horrible man.

  41. 41

    Someone needs to rescue this poor girl. She is just dying inside, you can see it! What chance does Suri have of not ending up as crazy as a jail house rat like her old man.

  42. 42

    Scientology is full of bad apples.

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    'Katie has a long way to go before she's ready.' Ready for what? DWTS? Ready to meet his dance standards? Ridiculous.

  44. 44

    if katie doesnt take any out she can find when it comes up more the fool her i used to love tom cruise movies but the things u hear about him now and how katie was a big shot when he met her straight out of bat man and look at her now i love watching"the gift"movie just to see how katie used to be … nothing like she looks now

    she still has time and looks to gain freedom and get the heck out of there and renew her acting career ….

  45. @v@ says – reply to this


    Who ARE these sources? The only dancing I've ever seen Cruise do is in his underwear and socks sliding along hardwood, so why would he presume to dictate or lecture to her when I think I read she's had years of dance lessons?

  46. 46

    Perez Perez, Perez….you are SUCH hater….dude, Tom Cruise is the OG white boy dancer!!!! He was dancing way back in the 80's when you were sucking on your mom's boob still! Hello, did you even see Risky Business? Did you see Tropic Thunder??? Stop hating! I'd like to see you dance with your knobbly knees, and fat butt! Haters always gotta hate, and you ARE the epitome of a hater….

  47. 47

    'Did you give you two permission…'? Ummm, okay! Perez-hire better writers. Or you need to take better time to edit your posts. And no-they don't need Suri's permission. Considering you can't resist posting pics of Katie/Suri together every week out and about, then I'm sure they spent plenty of time with their daughter.