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Kardashian Loser Thinks He's The American Dream!

5/23/2010 12:00 PM ET | Filed under: Kourtney Kardashian

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Kourtney Kardashian's deadbeat boyfriend Scott Disick says he's the "American dream" because he's attractive and financially well-off.

The toolbag recently said:

"I don't mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I'm a great guy. All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model - I'm the American dream!"

Ew!!

The reason anybody knows his ridiculous name is because of his girlfriend and famous family!

Get over yourself, buddy!!

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98 comments to “Kardashian Loser Thinks He's The American Dream!”



  1. 1

    Ugh… He makes my skin crawl!



  2. 2

    It looks like he wet himself in this pic …Just say'n …..



  3. 3

    I hate to seem nasty but while he is not ugly, he totally misses being actually good looking. His top lip, eyes, hairstyle!! Just that something. Of course he is part of the Kardashian family, none of them strangers to the knife when they want a little change!! Still, Brad and Ashton need not be concerned!



  4. 4

    He smells like a yeast infection … im thinking this dude needs to DOUCHE



  5. 5

    Just because people hate him that doesn't mean their jealous? Handsome he better look again in the mirror get a HAIRCUT. American dream the Jackson family is and will always be the American Dream. He's done shit…….



  6. 6

    greasy bohunk. all-american idiot. totally classless. dude, you have sick, ick and dick in your last name for good reasons.



  7. 7

    Note to Scott Disick: You are not that attractive, a cheat, and you have pedo-face! And I'm so sure you EARNED every penny you have!!



  8. 8

    …AND, if he was to turn around, one would observe brown spots on the seat of his Oh-So White Pants ! NOT so attractive !



  9. 9

    I think he is right!!!



  10. 10

    Probably gay, too ….



  11. 11

    He looks like Patrick Bateman. I could definitely picture this guy running around naked with a chainsaw.



  12. 12

    He didn't mention his family as being a part of that…what an asshole



  13. 13

    he's soo lucky that kourtney is as naive as she is because shes way too good for him, he's treated her like shit in front of millions of people, he's a disrespectful asshole, he acts like his shit doesnt stink, u r not the american dream scott, ur the typical american asshole. kourtney seriously deserves much better.



  14. 14

    lookin a little chunky their, ay scott?



  15. 15

    This guy is so creepy. Bro, you're not Thurston fucking Howell! Enough with the ascots, fake tans, bright colored suits and that greasy hair.



  16. 16

    He is now, officially, a "TRUE" Kartrashian.



  17. 17

    Young, buddy your not that young anymore. Douche bag. How could that woman get messed up with this guy?? It makes you really wonder if she does own a brain in that head.



  18. 18

    I just threw up in my mouth a little!



  19. 19

    what a dummy.



  20. 20

    Well, he does have that Neanderthal eye thing going for him… and that was considered very attractive a few (thousand) years back.



  21. 21

    worlds biggest douche!!

  22. WTFEV says – reply to this


    22

    First of all Scott Dick-Ick…..you are ugly…you look like a pedophile…and the ONLY fuckin reason anyone even knows your name is because of the Kardashians. UGH….you make me want to puke.



  23. 23

    I am in no way a rob fan but you have to admit no matter how much shit the Kardashian Ho's give him he still stands by Courtney! But the American dream I think not Rob!



  24. 24

    Ewww! If this dude is so classy, why does he insist on keeping that thin, trailer park mustache? He looks like one of the bad guys in some bad 80s movie.



  25. 25

    If he cheats on Kourtney and is lazy there is something wrong with Kourtney and she is the stupid one. She takes him back over and over again so he must be doing something right!!!



  26. 26

    ahhha this guy looks like an inbred pervert and his eyes look literally devoid of any emotion or soul. and young? bitch pleeeeeeease. ahahha the whole "i'm so confident and i'm just being real "thing backfired on this bitch goodo.



  27. 27

    PATRICK BATEMAN PATRICK BATEMAN PATRICK BATEMAN



  28. 28

    He's greasy.



  29. 29

    I bet he waxes his vagina.



  30. 30

    does he ever not look like he shops at Brooks Brothers? What a douche. I've seen gay guys (and I'm talkin gay-dar breaking flamers) that dont even dress like that



  31. 31

    EWW…he doesn't wear socks



  32. 32

    Handsome?! Dream on….

    I've never heard of his 'famous family' either.



  33. 33

    I can't believe he accually believes himself. He is so self absorbed, not a good person, not attractive and his personality is less than zero. There is nothing likable about him. It is only a matter of time before he and kourtney break up again and then hopefully we wont' have to see him again. Just a waste of space.



  34. 34

    What a DOUCHE!!!! Really?! Young? Yeah… Handsome? Not at all… Successful? Only if you consider getting a reality star pregnant… Wealthy? Maybe b/c of Kourtney and her fame… A "role model" for losers who cheat and sponge off their girlfriends… If HE'S the "American Dream", then I want NOTHING to do with it!!! STFU already…you're disgusting!!!



  35. 35

    I must admit that I don't know that much about him, but wealthy? If so, it must be from his family, does this douche even have a job? Also, when I look at him, I think that he should be handsome, but just isn't. I can't put my finger on it. His individual features seem fine, but they just don't work together. One thing I can say for sure is that he has the absolute worst fashion sense.



  36. 36

    he looks like zac efron in this picture… in 10 years



  37. 37

    Gross!!!
    This guy is a complete L-O-S-E-R!!!
    I mean c'mon Kourtney can do WAY better!



  38. 38

    Mario, HE DID NOT SAY HE WAS FAMOUS, YOU said that, and a bunch of posters. HE DID NOT MENTION THAT.



  39. 39

    Why does everyone always hate the male in the relationship but say nothing about the dumb women that pick them ?



  40. 40

    Re: italiano89 – yeah he looks like a fucked up zac efron who spends too much time at cricket. what a wannabe. he is a fool to be talking like that and should be absolutely ashamed of himself for braggin about gains he has got through no hard work of his own. maybe a teenager would be so shallow but a grown man? i am so glad i was brought up to know the value of things and to know what work means. without that you will just spend money meaninglessly and go through life worshipping material shit. not a good way to live.



  41. 41

    I think he is the American dream…to foreigners or people who haven't seen him on tv. But knowing who he is and how he treats his girlfriend, makes him appear ugly to me.



  42. 42

    Creepy…..

  43. Ros says – reply to this


    43

    I'm the american dream??????????? WTF getting your girlfriend pregnant and then leaving off her family so called fame…….



  44. 44

    The American Dream is the idea that you can work your way to success from nothing, that pure drive and determination can bring you success and happiness. I'm pretty sure it has NOTHING to do with being born into a rich family in the Hamptons and being a Polo shirt wearing douche.



  45. 45

    "I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy" Well, Perez.. He is Young #1, handsome.. I don't think he's ugly.. #2, Successful, unfortunately yes. However, he is only successful for the wrong reasons, but in terms of success- he fits the bill…#3, Wealthy, He probably has more money then the average person, but by no means did he work for it, but it still has it.. #4. So there you have it Perez, Yes he is s jerk, but he is all things he described himself as.



  46. 46

    He should look in the mirror cuz he's fug, seriously.

  47. eewww says – reply to this


    47

    He looks like Eddie Munster with blue eyes. Young, handsome, successful, wealthy, pompous, arrogant, sarcastic, conceited…And I'm a woman so that just trashes his jealousy theory- I've never been jealous of a man in my life and trust me, he won't be the first!



  48. 48

    Handsome? That's a matter of opinion buddy. I'd go more for smarmy and creepy myself.



  49. 49

    More like an American Psycho… anybody else think he bears and eerie resemblance to Christian Bale's character?



  50. 50

    he's right. Who wouldn't want to be young, goodlooking, successful and rich?



  51. 51

    saying things like this and meaning it is so self sabotaging



  52. 52

    Does he have a job?



  53. 53

    you people are stupid scott is a very handsome guy, his personality is the problem



  54. 54

    OK. So I actually know this ass face and grew up with him. He is the last thing from a great guy. He used to secretly video tape himself having sex with girls and then blackmail them with the tapes to get them to fuck him and his friends. Besides that, he is not bright, looks like the cancer kid from 2gether and doesn't know how to do anything other than mooch off his rich parents. It makes me sick to see him rewarded on television and frightens me that he will be parenting a child.



  55. 55

    Your a sad sad BOY and i say BOY because only someone as ignorant,childish, self centered as you you sad little boy only someone with no soul can treat women or people they way you do! How can you treat the mother of your child the way you do i prey that yourchild doesnt grow up with you!



  56. 56

    smarmy Aremenian twat fucker



  57. 57

    Re: RachelB – lol nice one so true…but ill take him over spencer anyday…



  58. 58

    if "this" is the american dream, i'd prefer a nightmare or i'm moving. either way…jealous, doubtful, grossed out, more likely. He looks super uber creepy. Can't exactly pinpoint it, but yea, ick.



  59. 59

    he is a urin stain…just like the one on his trousers. josey grosey!



  60. 60

    So entitled. The sad thing is that he doesn't even see that that is a bad thing. He'll learn one day that he's in la la land and that there is a depth to life that he never even fathomed.



  61. 61

    He's kind of right. . aside from the media's view of him, who wouldn't want that life? (Also, LOL @ anyone who thinks this show isn't scripted and edited to make everyone, especially him, the "villain", look far more dramatic and worse than they are in real life. It's almost as funny as people who think "The Hills" is reality.)



  62. 62

    If Kourtney were to leave reality TV, Scott DickSick would leave her.



  63. 63

    Actually, he isn't handsome at all, he looks like a greasy weasel.



  64. 64

    he is so fug & its made worse when he declares himself handsome, BARF



  65. 65

    He looks like Steve Carrell in the OFFICE…ha ha ha



  66. 66

    First of all he's nasty looking. Second of all there is NO way he's a "nice guy" and third, he's NOT wealthy or he wouldn't be struggling to get work through Chris!!



  67. 67

    maybe successful and young but definet no no for handsome.. ew
    he ain't a real man, he doesn't respect women at all, he's a douchebag
    eh fuck that kinda ”american dreams”



  68. 68

    he looks like the idiots in american psycho!!!!



  69. 69

    Re: simpson – Re: TheGenYgirl –
    He just has to return some videotapes *chills*



  70. 70

    The American dream really?

    He's a pathetic loser, what does Kourtney see in him anyways.

    Fugly, Fugly man.



  71. 71

    Re: MoonlightMassage – the jackson family is gross as asll hell.



  72. 72

    EwWWWW!!!! Is that a pee stain on his american white pants? And everytime I see him I'm reminded of that movie American pyscho!!!! ewwwwww



  73. 73

    NOT HANDSOME!



  74. 74

    "financialy well off, the kid hasn't worked an ounce, he lives off of daddy's money.



  75. 75

    his hairstyle and everything else about him is turribly ugly and hes a huge doucebag. i have no idea what anyone would see in this doosh



  76. 76

    jajajaja… saying those things about himself, makes him the biggest looser in the world!!! What's the american dream by the way?



  77. 77

    Yuck, what a loser and he is so not attractive



  78. 78

    Holy shit… Does this guy really think he's hot shit? He's an f-ing dweeb and his personality only makes him that much more desirable! Lol. Wow! Can you say delusional? Kourtney needs to leave him so he quits thinking he is doing something right!



  79. 79

    Is this equivalent to thinking that he's God's GIFT to women? -_-



  80. 80

    so gay!!!!



  81. 81

    I'm sure he earned his money….right?



  82. 82

    Handsome???? In your head!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW what a pompous douchebag and I'm not just hating for hating sake… he's an a…hole whichever way you slice it… and who's wealth are you living on, you sc……g!!!!



  83. 83

    He, like the Kardashians, is TRASH!



  84. 84

    Well off? Wasn't Kris Jenner trying to land him a job because she wanted her daughter to be taken care of? Does he have a twin, or have we been watching the wrong show?



  85. 85

    THE KARDASHIANS THINK THEY MADE IT BIG BECAUSE THEY HAVE LOTS OF MONEY THANKS TO THE MOTHER PUSH AND PI MPING THEM HOWEVER…….
    ALL THEY HAVE ACCOMPLISHED IS TO MAKE FOOLS OF THEMSELVES.
    KIM WITH REGGIE TRASHING HER..KHOURTNEY STILL WITH SCOTT WHO SEE;S OTHER WOMEN AND LOVES HIMSELF NOT HER..KHLOE WHO HASN'T BEEN SEEN LATELY (HOPE HER MARRIEAGE TO LAMAR ODOM WORKS)BUT SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER SPORTS STAR BEFORE SHE MARRIED LAMAR..AND SHE NEEDS TO STOP THINKING IT'S CUTE TO SAY F… EVERY OTHER WORD AND THEY ALL SEEM TO BE DOING ANYTHING..TO MAKE THE PRESS.
    KIM IF YOU LOOK AT HER OLD PICTURES HAS HAD A FACELIFT AND SHE ISN'T EVEN 30. SHE WAS WITH RAY. J. ANOTHER DISGUSTING NARCISSIST.
    SHE HAS NEW CHEEK BONES AND PULLED EYES AND PEELED SKIN.
    WHAT HAPPEENS TO THEM WHEN THEY ARE 40?
    WAKE UP AND DUMP THIS UGLY SCOTT OUT OF YOUR LIFE.
    HE IS ANOTHER SPENCER PRATT.



  86. 86

    SCOTT …DIS…ICK…IS VERY FEMININE.



  87. 87

    THE KARDASHIANS MAY BE FAMOUS NOW BUT FOR WHAT?
    KHOURTNEY…..WHY ARE YOU BEGGING THIS FEMAINE GUY TO STAY WITH YOU?
    YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A TUMMY TUCK BECAUSE SCOTT SAYS YOU ARE FAT AFTER HAVING THE BABY.?
    WHAT ARE YOU…HEIDI MONTAG BECAUSE SCOTT IS VERY MUCH LIKE SPENCER PRATT. JUST A LITTLE MORE FEMININE AND SCOTT DOESN'T WEAR A HAIR PIECE.



  88. 88

    HOT!



  89. 89

    A great guy? Ha. Don't think so. I frequent the DASH located in South Beach and all of the girls complain about Scott. They all say he's absolutely horrid. There's just no hiding it!



  90. 90

    perez…lets make a pact… if gaga finds herself some available time… u let her eat u up…. and u let me eat this dude…… i say…….BOTTOM



  91. 91

    He wears white pants and has "Dick" in his name hahah what a fucking TOOL



  92. 92

    eeuu. I WOULDN'T TOUCH HIM! He looks like a date rapist!



  93. 93

    ok rich maybe. im sorry but hes SO unattractive. And his choice of clothing? TRAGIC. He looks like such a toolbag all the time. He reminds me of the old men who golf for hours. and his VOICE. EW. So whiney and disgusting. I never got what she saw in him. Anyone under the age of 60 who slicks their hair back has serious judgement problems.



  94. 94

    I recently saw a rerun of the episode where he gets drunk in Las Vegas I think it was…and he tries to stuff a hundred dollar bill down the poor waiter's throat. That whole episode just made me sick. That guy is horrible! How she can stay with him is a mystery.



  95. 95

    So do we have a DNA test proving Scott is the baby daddy to Mason yet????

  96. @v@ says – reply to this


    96

    He could play Count Dracula with a face like that. If that's the American Dream, then alrighty to his quote.



  97. 97

    WHO? Looks & $$$ do NOT make U an american dream, try a personality, some class, and a PERSONALITY to start with. All looks $ $$$ = douche.
    And why do people claim haters are just jealous? No, haters are just sick of your DELUSIONS.



  98. 98

    And YES, I meant to type PERSONALITY TWICE….thats how badly you need one.