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Lindsanity Gets Slammed In Court! Slapped With SCRAM Bracelet, To Undergo Random Drug Testing!

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She was NOT messing around!

Lindsanity LOLhan FINALLY made her long-anticipated appearance this morning in court, only to be the recipient of one monster smackdown from Judge Marsha Revel!

In the relatively quick hearing, Revel told the wacktress that she was required to attend one alcohol education course a week, wear a SCRAM bracelet, refrain from drinking alcohol and undergo random drug testing!

LiLo's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, attempted to get girl out of having to wear the bracelet, citing that it would interfere with her upcoming imaginary movie role, but Revel - who must have quite the sense of humor - said that unless they wanted her to spout off the thirty minute list of reasons the SCRAM bracelet was needed, then they needed to shut up and take the conditions she had set!

LOLz! Sorry, bb, no one's taking your bull shiz excuses anymore!

Her next hearing is July 6th, but what do U think??

How long will it take before Lindsanity effs up and violates her probation??

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121 comments to “Lindsanity Gets Slammed In Court! Slapped With SCRAM Bracelet, To Undergo Random Drug Testing!”

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  1. 1


  2. 2

    about fuckin time maybe this time she will stop partying and boozing

    nice tits btw sexayyyyyyyyyyy

  3. 3

    how long before she effs up? —–she probably did a line (or two) on the way back to her place………
    who goes to court with their shirt unbuttoned that far anyway? at least wear a push up (in her case, looks like a bra in general)…….she's so sorry…….

  4. 4

    And you will still be claiming she is partying. RIGHT FatBoy

  5. 5

    what if she starts taking methadone to shake her crack habit. would that be a violation of her probation?

  6. 6

    Where you there!?! Stop dramatizing it! To me it seems like everything went as we all thought. In other words no big deal. STOP MAKING UP DRAMA!

  7. 7

    wake me up when it's over

  8. 8

    Leave this poor girl alone. She is being picked on for being one of the biggest celebrities out there. How would you like to live your life under a microscope and have to answer for EVERYTHING you did, say, or wore. You wouldn't hold up very well either, would you. She has been nothing put a picture of class and poise through out this entire process. Not just back off and let her live.

  9. 9

    i give her two days before she fucks up

  10. 10

    About time.

  11. 11

    you are so exaggerating. She was not slammed, it isn't like she was sentenced to jail like you have predicted. Weekly drug testing and the bracelet along with alcohol courses were all expected. The judge was not rude and it went better than you allude to.

  12. 12

    Lindsay was not taking the judge seriously. When talking with her lawyer, she rolled her eyes and her body language showed her disinterest. The girl needs to stop the drinking and drugging to save her life and it's clear from her appearance in court today that it's going to take a stint in jail to motivate her to do that. Now scram:)

  13. 13

    one week until she fails. then rehab.

  14. 14

    Will she lose her part in the movie as the judge told her to "put that on hold" as she could NOT be tested in TX?Lindsay needs a strong support system while attempting to come clean like June Carter was for Johnny Cash. Unfortunately, I do not think Lindsay has anyone in her life but enablers and her dad that uses her for his OWN fame.

  15. 15

    Can't the court order rehab?? Why didn't they do that?

  16. 16

    Sadly, I don't think she'll be able to stay off the drugs and alcohol… Besides, if she DOES go to jail for violation of the terms of her bail, there's NO WAY she'd spend the whole 180 days!! The jails are too crowded as it is, and they wouldn't want the headache of a high-profile celebrity in there… She MIGHT only spend a day or two… But I really HOPE during all of this, she actually SEES what bad shape she's in…since her MOTHER obviously isn't going to tell her!!! Her mother needs as much help as Lindsay does!!! And, while her dad goes about it the wrong way, I DO think he has her best interest in mind… Hate to say this, but at this point, she seems like a lost cause, especially with the stunt she pulled with her passport… SAD…

  17. 17

    I find it amusing that she thinks appropriate court attire is a shirt open to her navel. Oh, but the suit counters it! LOL

  18. 18

    Ha ha! Finally somebody's laying down the law with her. I'd be very surprised if she didn't get busted during one of those random drug tests.

  19. 19

    I give her 3 days….DT's usually kick in 72 hrs. from last drink!

  20. 20

    Whata dumb bitch! good!!!!!!

  21. 21

    about damn time, good for the judge

  22. 22

    Yea, do you think she'll actually straighten up now and stop the partying? Considering the lack of responsible influence in her life, I have a feeling she's gonna end up fucking up and either trigger her SCRAM bracelet, or get caught in one of the random drug tests. Just send her to jail already. Maybe she can finally sober up there.

  23. 23

    You know Perez? It still amazes me how much you gloat over someones elses misery, either due to randomness or their own doing but cried like the bitch you are when will. i. am. boi laid the smackdown on you. For days you whine and pouted and cried wolf and all the other b/s you put your followers thru. You are are a very sorry excuse for a person, no empathy for others, not only this girl but for many more. You disgust me……

  24. 24

    "I hooked up with this guy . . . and I didn't know he had been drinking so his alcohol was inside me & that's why my SCRAM-thingie went off. I'm working really hard to be compliant with the court. Can I just do all my alcohol classes in a 24 hour marathon? Just lemme do a few lines 1st and I can stay up the whole time - honest!"

  25. 25

    What did you just hear this on the news and then decide to post it? Now I know why I stopped coming here.

  26. 26

    before her court hearing july 6th, she will be in jail long before that. I give her one week!!!

  27. 27

    You know, I really shouldn't be happy about someone's pain .. but this just makes me so happy ! The girl screwed up, many many times .. and now she has to pay the consequences. Watch her interview she did, when she is answering all these questions about why she was in Cannes, and about her passport .. she is totally lying during it. Her eyes are really shifty, she can't look straight and answer a question. I don't feel bad for her at all =)

  28. 28

    This bitch has a serious addiction problem. I will be shocked if she makes it one week! Can you imagine, she can't drink or use drugs the entire month of June or over the July 4th holiday weekend. Its gonna be her worst summer ever!

  29. 29

    LezLo could kill 20 people and she still wouldn't have to go to jail

  30. kaya says – reply to this


    Re: aubiteme1 – Dina, is that you?

  31. 31

    Are we sure she didn't subsitute her sister Ali to show up for her in court?

  32. 32

    Re: aubiteme1 – @ 8 - your entire comment must be a joke……and/or an attention grabber…….LL's a drucken, alcoholic fool who strives on the attn of the media…..her and her mother…….

  33. 33

    This bitch has a serious addiction problem. I will be shocked if she makes it one week! Can you imagine, she can't drink or use drugs the entire month of June or over the July 4th holiday weekend. Its gonna be her worst summer ever!

  34. 34

    she looks good here

  35. 35

    How is it possible she is the same age as Blake Lively and Scarlett J? It must kill her knowing they have the career she could have had. She looks so old and basically has aged herself ( from drug and alcohol abuse) out of any opportunity for the good hollywood rolls. I would have more respect for her if she owned up to her mistakes and TRIED to do good. Today she knew exactly where the camera was and once again was posing. Nice open blouse Lindsey, have some self respect.

  36. 36

    I think you get your ass beat before July 7.

  37. 37

    She'll be out clubbing tonight!! Absolutely!

  38. 38

    she'll violate it later tonight. she's so dumb.

  39. 39

    Ms. Lohan, I believe, is a serious alcoholic, and will never make it with the Scram bracelet. I'll assume her lawyer was well aware of this, and that's why the beg for no scram.
    Too bad, Lindsay - now you WILL have to clean up.

  40. 40

    To be honest, it does look like she's had a shower in a while. I believe she is seriously fucked-up.

  41. 41

    I give her til Wednesday…

  42. 42

    Let's hope the court system follows-up and enforces every ruling on her.
    If done right, it might turn her life around and possibly save her from an
    early grave.
    Next, order her into a strict rehab program

  43. 43

    What a totally "EFFed" up morning. Time to go shoplifting at Kitsons.

  44. 44

    i make the over/under 10 days. take the under. i'll bet we also have a bracelett malfunction before too long

  45. 45

    She'll be dead by Labor Day. Just sayin'

  46. 46

    I give it a week until she fucks up for the millionth time. If she lasts longer then that it will surprise me but I know she won't last long if she even lasts at all with these new rules. I can't wait to hear her excuses "I wasn't drinking alcohol, someone spilled their drink on my bracelet thats what happened." or "The reason my drug test came back positive was because they confused my test with someone else." I can't wait to be entertained with her lame excuses. what a waste of life.

  47. 47

    I say two weeks. That would be a normal sentencing for a regular person. Boo fuking hoo. Karma is a bitch ain't it.

  48. 48

    What a skank! Don't wear your blouse to show excessive boobage to court.

  49. 49

    Re: April 20th – JOke, she is a f"n train wreck, that should be behind bars for the safty of the community. How did you guess

  50. 50

    That won't faze her much because she still has her unneeded prescribed medications.

  51. 51

    She was also ordered to stay in the Los Angeles area until the July 6th hearing.

  52. 52

    within 168 hours.

  53. 53

    You're the only one who cares!

  54. 54

    Even though addiction is no laughing matter, I actually laughed at this story. She needs boundries and dammit, she got them.

  55. 55

    Within 48 - 72 hours, the DT's will really kick in. She won't make it 3 days. And to have to be sober - and finally face what she's done to herself, I sadly agree with the few others that we'll be seeing a suicide attempt. Poor impulse control is part of her makeup.
    I hope she does not harm herself, but I seriously doubt she can quit the booze without being in a lock-down rehab.

  56. 56

    I wonder what kind of odds they are giving on this in Vegas???

  57. 57

    she got off easy, bet any money she will arrange to get the scram braclet tomorrow and go out to party tonight, she will prob pull some 'sickies' to get out her classes and it doesnt matter what she does she wont go to jail becoz no celebrity ever does despite the fact us civilians would!

  58. 58


  59. 59

    For some reason, I would like to see her do well. But in all honesty, I'd give her until Memorial Day Weekeend, before she's does something crazy. Oh the drama :)

  60. 60


  61. 61

    Anyone who claims she is "being picked on" needs to remember that the girl has TWO DUI's! She's reckless and irresponsible. If she wants to kill herself with booze and drugs, that's her business but she needs to face the music - she could have killed innocent people while driving around drunk and coked up. Stop sticking up for her, it's not helping.

  62. 62

    All she has to do to get thru detox is take valium. Prescription drugs won't make her fail a drug test.

  63. 63

    All hail Judge Revel

  64. 64

    Re: aubiteme1

    Class? Poise? Big celebrity?

    She's a strung out mess who needs saving from herself…

  65. 65

    Re: aubiteme1 – Dina? Is that you?

  66. 66

    wow such hostility towards her….thats just pathetic, she will do fine

  67. MP says – reply to this


    A week, two tops.

  68. 68


  69. 69

    This could be the best thing to happen to her. She needs to be sober and she looked like crap in her latest interviews. This should help her start looking normal and healthy, which I'm sure the producers and director of her Lovelace film will probably appreciate more than they care about a bracelet they can easily mask, or instead of contributing their resources to airbrushing and digitally making her look better, they can focus that effort on digitally removing the bracelet. Not a hard thing to do.

  70. YUCK says – reply to this


    lindsay dear, next time wear your hair in a neat, low bun. button up and tuck in your shirt, wear a thing hermes or ferragamo belt and remove sunglasses. these actors always look like heck when going in to court, God knows they have enough money to look presentable in court, they are nearly worse than some of the losers at traffic court.

  71. elo says – reply to this


    There way too many people out there willing to help her defeat the bracelet and confound the tests, this far from over.

  72. 72

    I absolutely understand why Lindsay THINKS she is being picked on. She does live in a world where EVERYONE (around her) is drinking and drugging, and she FEELS like the only one with consequences. That is her truth, compounded by the fact that she has one parent agreeing with her and the other sending the message that he only cares about his own fame and will profit off her real needs only to suit himself. (No need for press conferences that have nothing to do with actualy helping your daughter, Michael). Not to mention an attorney that is contributing to this idea that she is being made an example of, and should "get off" to protect that own attorney's reputation as a success. Its utter BS. Lindsay should be defended; her lies should not be encouraged and perpetuated. SCH: learn the differnce. That is also the addict and indulgent's mind-set: whoa is me; it is so unfair. The point that she is missing, and will keep missing is so many of her due consequences have evaded her, and THAT is unfair: she didn't kill anyone any of the MANY times she got drunk / high and drove, the two publicized ones in particular, one of which resulted in an accident, the other which involved kidnapping three people and going on a high speed road race, endangering hundreds of lives. She does need help - to get out of this warped thinking and away from all the bad influences in her life. But, forcing it upon her won't work. Bravo to the court; I just wish it would work.

  73. 73

    Wow, I can't believe in Hollywood there's a judge who isn't on the payroll. Way to go Judge Lady!

  74. 74

    If she really has a d&d habit this is when the truth will come out

  75. 75

    Can someone please tell me what movie she is scheduled to shoot in Texas? Machette was shot in TX, but it was shot last year.

  76. garyH says – reply to this


    Considering her mother admitted that she stayed in France until her bail was set, after the whole warrant and "Oh, I lost my passport, but never reported it stolen BS", you'd think they would of revoked her right to bail and thrown her ass in jail. Any normal citizen would of done time….period.

  77. Wrenn says – reply to this


    She won't last a day.

  78. 78

    I feel sorry for her.

  79. 79

    Re: cupcake31 – This was a prelim. hearing. July 6th will be when they go over the parole violation

  80. 80


    Perez asks: "How long will it take before Lindsanity effs up and violates her probation??"


    Liver replies back: "with any luck….. TONIGHT!"


    Ya know, just to emphasize the whole thing for this self-centered entitled "girl".


  81. 81

    It sounds like she is going to jail, it is highly unusual for a judge not to allow a person to work over a probabtion violation. Lindsay obviously has pissed this judge and prosecutor off enough so they both want to see her wind up in jail. Her lawyer didn't do a damn thing for her money today in court, if anything the judge made the terms of bail even stricter by not allowing her to leave LA county and not work. I would be pissed if that was my lawyer, and if her lawyer couldn't get anything done today she won't be able to keep her out of jail when the whole afternoon probation hearing comes up.

  82. 6one9 says – reply to this


    I'm sure there will be “`MORE “` lawyers hired to get her “`out of this one!!

  83. 83


  84. 84

    I'm totally looking forward to what mama Lohan has to say about all of this.

  85. 85

    Soon as she starts detoxing, at the very least, she'll need to pound a six pack

  86. 86

    I would think her lawyer would of marched her right back into the house to fix her hair and wear a conservative top. What a mess. She's not taking this seriously at all.

  87. 87

    I give her two and a half weeks before a failed drug test or her SCRAM goes off. It happened before it will happen again

  88. 88

    give her a year in jail that would give her time to detox forrrealzzz ..anyways im soo tired of lindsey lohan perez cant u find anything else to talk about ? LINDSEYS SO SO CAREER is soo soo insignificant.

  89. 89

    Re: aubiteme1 – all celebrities that live in hollyweird and party in theyre scene know what they sighn up for ..if she wanted to be left alone she would take the measures ..im tired of hearing about her ..but the pity party only has one guest and thats you.

  90. 90

    Much as I hate to say it, I sort of agree with the suicide attempt speculations on here. On the other hand, it was she and not her father who ultimately brought her down this time, so maybe she takes some strange pride in being the force behind her own fate. (Of course, a misguided urge to further exercise one's free will after hitting rock bottom is a leading cause of many suicide attempts) Either way, let's hope she's accepting the consequences of her actions in a mature and responsible way, and that people are giving her the support necessary to do so. (Not Dina obviously, but perhaps some of her friends/ former castmates, and MAYbe Michael might bury the hatchet and try for once to forgive past misgivings and just be a loving dad…)

  91. 91




    ….it's true Lohan didn't get to sent to jail, which most of us figured she not only deserves, but also needs. However, I think we can all agree she figured her lawyer'd get her the extension to make up the requisite alky classes and a warning.



    * Her Lohaness got forced into weekly classes, random testing (in the LA area and nowhere else!)….AND….a scram!


    So, even though Judge revel didn't put the dumbass bitch behind bars she did nonetheless burst Lindsay's bubble and hand her far more than she figured she'd get.


    And the fact the judge put off her vacation one day to make damn sure Linds was going to get some hammering. And the likelihood the judge is quite aware of how hard Linds partied and that Linds' own mother said remained in Cannes tso as to avoid last week's court date, well, I think the judge was still more than fair to the silly befreckled twat.


    Yeah, she should have been thrown in jail for at least a week. But I think the judge surprised La Lohan and her attorney anyways and has made Lindsay's next few months very unfun to be sure.




  92. 92

    This poor girl is drowning, I really hope her mom gets her the help she needs

  93. 93

    i like the fact that it's RANDOM drug testing.

    maybe i forgot what happened but what exactly did lindsay lohan do to deserve all this crap? i'm not siding with her; i just don't get it.

  94. 94

    Methinks that: 1) Within a week to two months she will be discovered nude, incoherent, and screaming on a West HollyWood Street, begging for her father to 'do' her, or 2) Stalking Sam, at Clubs and events, begging her to 'do 'her. Tragic….Enablers - EVERYWHERE, or is that EVERYWHORE !

  95. 95

    Did she think that by showing a bit of boob the judge would go 'easy' on her … ? She did not know that the judge was a (staright) Chick… ?

  96. 96

    what an anticlimax! I was expecting this dipshit to be thrown in the slammer!

  97. 97

    Re: Nathiestx – I AGREE.

  98. 98

    What did Lindsey do? Well, she got 2 DUIs, a coke possession, and she left the scene of a crime all while under 21. If this had been anyone else ie nonfamous, they wouldn't have had the extra chances this bitch got. The judge didn't really do shit. Giving her the jail time she deserves would have been an appropriate consequence for this whore's blatant disrespect of the law.

  99. 99

    72 hours, possibly 48.

  100. 100

    She looks R-O-U-G-H. Do you think she stayed up all night partying before the SCRAM fitting? I guess we'll see if she really was using because she won't last a couple days without slipping… can't lie anymore. I'm torn between being elated that she's finally paying her dues and the fact that, gossip aside, it is very sad.

    Wonder what Dina says?

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