Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
She was NOT messing around!
In the relatively quick hearing, Revel told the wacktress that she was required to attend one alcohol education course a week, wear a SCRAM bracelet, refrain from drinking alcohol and undergo random drug testing!
LiLo's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, attempted to get girl out of having to wear the bracelet, citing that it would interfere with her upcoming imaginary movie role, but Revel - who must have quite the sense of humor - said that unless they wanted her to spout off the thirty minute list of reasons the SCRAM bracelet was needed, then they needed to shut up and take the conditions she had set!
LOLz! Sorry, bb, no one's taking your bull shiz excuses anymore!
Her next hearing is July 6th, but what do U think??
How long will it take before Lindsanity effs up and violates her probation??
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