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Mark Twain To Release His Autobiography - 100 Years Later!

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Let's see how this holds up against your memoir, Sarah Palin!!!

The last decade of Mark Twain's life was spent writing a memoir that would never be seen. That was because he left strict instructions in his will that his autobiography not be published until after his death - 100 years after his death to be precise!

And guess what? Time's up!

Now that the milestone has been reached, the University of California , Berkley, where the manuscript is vaulted, will publish the first volume of the memoir in November. Eventually, there will be a whole trilogy of books, that is sure to shed new light on a revered author.

Hope it's very juicy!

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47 comments to “Mark Twain To Release His Autobiography - 100 Years Later!”

  1. 1

    it will sell more copies than your homo book. Sarah Palin sold 10 x more than that scribble sheet you put out

  2. 2

    at last he's coming out of the closet!

  3. 3

    What the fuck are you talking about. While I don't know the exact date of his death off the top of my head, he obviously lived into the middle of the 20th century and certainly didn't die circa 1910. Maybe you meant birth? Whatever the case, who ever wrote this posting is a complete idiot.

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  5. 5

    What does Mark Twain have to do with Sarah Palin??? Why didn't you compare it to Obama's book???? You are so transparent!

  6. 6

    Re: dustyl

    Um, he died in 1910.

  7. 7

    Re: dustyl – Twain died April 21, 1910. But Perez is still an idiot.

  8. 8

    Yo Gay Blade, a lot of people happen to like Sarah Palin. So put that in your crack pipe and smoke it!!! (heard from American Idol yet??) hahahahahahha

  9. 9

    its BERKELEY you moron

  10. 10

    "berkley" why don't you just save yourself the trouble and spell every word the way it sounds.

  11. 11

    Mark Twain died in 1910. Are you thinking of Alberta Einstein? He died mid-twentieth. …

  12. 12

    Can't wait to read it.

  13. 13

    Re: dustyl – Wow you look foolish. To be precise Mark Twain died April 21, 1910. This is going to be amazing to read from a literary perspective. I can't wait.

  14. 14

    Sounds Interesting to me!

  15. 15

    Re: WildOrchid1298 – lmao! cut the guy some slack, he's obviously mistaken.

    it might be interesting to me, but i'm not sure.

  16. 16

    He was gay as a goose.

  17. 17

    $10 says Perez can't name three Mark Twain novels without googling.
    $20 says Perez can't read above a third grade level.

  18. 18

    that's kool!

  19. 19

    Re: Renfamous
    Easy money for you, he can't write beyond the third grade level either.

  20. 20

    But he sure does love those little boys in the third grade.

  21. 21

    Most interesting post I ever read here.

  22. lmlol says – reply to this


    Re: Anna Vita – Totally agree…this is the most interesting post here ever…Mark Twain rocks like no one else this website talks about.

  23. 23

    wow! awesome!

  24. 24

    Re: Anna Vita – lol that's really true.

  25. 25

    Only an imbecile would try and compare the writing ability of Sarah Palin and Mark Twain.

  26. 26

    Wow, he must have been pretty confident to assume people would still want to read his autobiography 100 years after he died. I was an English major in college and I have only read one of his books (Adventures of Huckleberry Finn). His autobiography could have come out 100 years ago and I still wouldn't have read it.

    No one can read my autobiography until 100 years after I die, too!

  27. 27

    Why do you bring me into this you fucking homosexual? Why not bring Barry HUSSEIN that libutard running this great country into it? I'm busy pimping out my whore daughter to talk to young girls about keeping their legs closed, sort of a do as I say not as I do, but she's making money at it. Todd is busy trying to make Alaska a country and I'm doing damage control trying to make Barry HUSSEIN look guilty for the gulf oil spill to take the eyes off of my own oil money. The teabaggers love me and hate ni66ers and f@gs so fuck off.

  28. 28

    Mark Twain. That should say it all. And yet Perez can't leave it alone. Classics aren't even safe. Saaadd. Please its called culture.

  29. 29

    wow awesome.. i would love to read that. But being from near BERKELEY, I would appreciate you to double check your postings so you don't look like a total imbecile. Oh, too late.

  30. 30

    YAY! Can't wait to read some Twain autobiography.

  31. 31

    Wow that's soooo cool.

  32. 32

    it's UC BerkEley. please don't insult the bears man.

  33. 33


    Wow. It's only one of the most well-known universities in the world…

  34. 34

    I am related to him.
    Awesomeness runs in the family.

    He was more than just some Huckleberry book

  35. 35

    Re: dustyl

    Wow, you couldn't take the two seconds to google his death year, instead you made yourself look like an idiot.

  36. 36

    Wow! :D

  37. 37

    Re: bongo
    Wow ! a Palin fan - you sure did her proud ! please note the sarcasm

  38. 38

    Re: dustyl
    did you even look up his date of death before you posted - who's the moron now

  39. 39

    Re: poorlittlerichiegirl
    you know some people type fast and make mistakes - perhaps lighten up ?

  40. 40

    Re: Renfamous
    $30 bucks if you'll shut the fuck up

  41. 41

    Wow, I'm def getting a copy!

  42. 42

    OMG that is the coolest thing I've heard in a long time!

  43. 43

    Re: crazyny – yeah like every fucking day??? on this blog?

  44. 44

    I love Mark Twain - and keep this stupid slut Sarah Palin please out of your blog - she is not worth a word.

  45. 45

    Brilliant! I do not know how juicy it will be, but still bet it will be a good read.

  46. 46

    I go to UC Berk! GO BERK! Just shows the other kids who UNFORTUNATE they ARE! : )

  47. 47

    YES! UC Berk! Whether or not he was "awesome", we still love him ;)