Wow! It took him almost two hours to respond! That has to be some kind of record for him!
Who knew he could stay quiet for so long!
Lindsay Lohan won't be going to jail (yet) and her father, Michael Lohan, couldn't be happier. He told Life & Style:
"I'm in favor of anything that keeps my daughter out of jail and helps her with her substance-abuse problem."
He also is in favor of anything that happens to her that then prompts the media to ask him about it. Man has priorities!
Now, Lindsay must adhere to all the conditions set forth by the judge this morning, including wearing that nifty SCRAM bracelet, or else she will get sent to jail.
Or maybe she won't. We're sure that she'll find some excuse if the thing "magically" turns off.
Oh no, the battery died! Oh no, her non-alcoholic beverage spilled on it! Oh no, her sister accidently sawed it off with her eyebrows!
Maybe we've said too much! Don't want to give her ideas!
[Image via WENN.]
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