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WTF? Moscow Installs Caviar Vending Machines!

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Only the finest of things for Moscow's elite!

The Russian capital has apparently installed 33 vending machines that dispense CAVIAR in various government offices and ministries!

Prices reportedly range from $7-$30, but if you're especially clASSy, don't expect the sturgeon brand! The machine only dispenses red salmon and roe!

Too bad! LOLz!

Why anyone would want to eat anything other than a Snickers from a vending machine is beyond us, but oh well!

[Image via AP Images.]

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27 comments to “WTF? Moscow Installs Caviar Vending Machines!”

  1. 1

    I Love the episode of Strangers With Candy where Jerri goes to the vending machine and a rack of ribs falls out of the bottom and she starts eating it.. Hilarious!

  2. 2

    i would buy it here =]

  3. 3

    What does this story have to do with celebrity gossip? Mario, you're slipping bad…or your sister is slipping bad. Who the hell is writing this shit?!!

  4. 4

    And this is news worthy to you! Mario vending machines dispense anything from Snickers to sex toys so this surprises you! you seriously need to get out more.

  5. 5

    growdy ka-mowdy

  6. 6

    im sure you have at least 33 snickers vending machines in your house p

  7. eewww says – reply to this


    Yeah, cuz fish eggs taste the best after they've sat in a vending machine for a few weeks!

  8. 8

    Does it come with crackers? Caviar is good on whole wheat crackers. Snickers bars are too sweet, no? Too much sugar tastes bad.

  9. 9

    kinda like the japanese vending machines that have girls used undies…

  10. 10

    if you don't appreciate good caviar, you have no class.period.

  11. 11

    That's not news - Mario you have been dispensing caviar or at least fish smelling deposits from your crotch for a long time. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  12. 12


  13. 13

    Well, I live in Wisconsin and the other day while driving through a small town, I saw a vending machine for LIVE BAIT. Unbelievable. Why not just vend the fish and save everybody the trouble of handling worms. Yep, worms in a vending machine. Not celebrity newsworthy, but still funny as hell.

  14. 14

    Perez, you are such a moron. It's a god-damn joke!

  15. Six6 says – reply to this


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  16. Six6 says – reply to this


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  17. 17

    Caviar is roe idiot. Roe are the eggs of marine animals. Caviar would then be made of roe, salted and processed roe to be more specific.

  18. 18

    wow.. you are an idiot perez…

    the original article read
    "The machine dispenses tins and glass jars full of red salmon caviar or roe"

    first… sturgeon is a species of fish, not a brand
    second.. 'roe' is a term used for fish eggs
    they said 'caviar or roe' because most people wold not know what
    'red salmon roe' was. traditionally caviar is only used for sturgeon roe.

  19. 19

    YUMMY !
    i love red caviar soooooooooooooo much !
    i would eat it everyday if i had a place to buy it from !

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  21. 21

    Re: -Shootingstar- – really? sex toys?

  22. 22

    Re: Audiosuperstar – And I love you for watching Strangers With Candy. Jerri Blank is my hero.

  23. 23

    ewww i tasted it once its to salty

  24. 24

    Re: lemonz1769 – I want to know who the first hungry, adventurous idiot was that sliced into a fish, saw its eggs and said "my my, I think I shall have a taste of this!"

  25. 25

    Hey, that ain't for eatin', but it sure would come in handy for prankin' :)

  26. 26

    Caviar looks gross.I would never eat that even if it costs a thousand dollars.

  27. 27

    Re: enter_the_void – Cool it, Pretender. Your insecurity is far louder than your half-hearted comment. I happen to dislike eggs of any ilk (look that word up) and would not consider myself anything less than classy for that reason. Unfortunately, I intellectualized the foods most people are able to enjoy on a superficial level. No more creme brulée, veal, cheesecake, salt-laden (again, look it up) dishes, or quite a few other foods for me. Ah, if only I could turn off my brain and be like you. Ignorance is bliss.