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Lindsanity LIED To The Judge! Isn't Shooting Any Movies In Texas!

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What an effing moron!

Yesterday, Lindsanity LOLhan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, begged Judge Marsha Revel to not put a SCRAM bracelet on her client because it would hinder her ability to work on a new film in Texas.

The judge didn't buy it and stood her ground, and thank goodness she did!

We've just discovered that the wacktress isn't needed in Texas for EITHER of the two films she's currently attached to - Machete OR Inferno!

Apparently, there are a couple of additional scenes being shot in Texas for Machete, but a rep confirms "according to the director, they don't include [Lindsay]."

And, as we all know, Inferno hasn't even secured the rights to use the name Linda Lovelace or Deep Throat, isn't shooting until August - which is long after her July court hearing - and it's not being shot in Texas!

You'd think with all the people ready to call her out on her bullshiz, she'd STOP lying!

Well, maybe in her mind she's still a super successful actress! Just like she doesn't have a drug problem!


Nice try, bb!

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41 comments to “Lindsanity LIED To The Judge! Isn't Shooting Any Movies In Texas!”

  1. 1

    if this little stuck up bitch could get over her entitlement issues, I'd be willing to bet the rest would fall into place……..

  2. 2

    Of course she did. What about Lindsay makes you thing TRUTH?

  3. 3

    this girl has a "nothing is ever my fault" mentality. She's a compulsive liar. I'm starting to think she' believes what she says.

    When the lawyer tried to blame some of it on her uncle dying and the judge asked if she attended the funeral and the lawyer said no.. I laughed. How pathetic.

    One lie after another with her. The girl is in a fantasy land.

  4. 4

    It amazes me that someone who has had so many opprotunities to be successful can just throw it all away like it's nothing. I hope she gets what she deserves. What a moron.

  5. 5

    I bet right about now Lindsay is trying to chew that bracelet off with her teeth.

  6. 7tizz says – reply to this


    I do not know her and she doesn't know me - therefore this is none of my buisness and I don't care. Now, if only the rest of you dopes would follow my logic.

  7. Juba says – reply to this


    This news was posted on the Net two hours ago - you´re late!

  8. 8

    I thought it was a "Shoot" in Texas. A "Shoot" could be a Photo Shoot.

  9. 9

    I hope all her lies and BS come up in her hearing in July and her stupid ass is sent to rehab, and not some 30 day bullshit, but a good solid 3-6 month program that will help her get her shit straightened out. Its going to take something like that otherwise she'll be dead in a year.

  10. 10

    i'm not sure what to believe because I orignally heard that the reason she didn't want the bracelet is because it would interfere with a PHOTO SHOOT in Texas, not a movie….

  11. 11

    7tizz if you really didnt care then why the hell are you reading about it?
    My thoughts: lindanity is a moron and i hope she gets thrown in jail cause you know she is bound to fuck up at some point again.

  12. 12

    Um, don't you mean Shawn Chapman WHOREY lied to the Court?? It is up to the attorney to make a reasonable inquiry into the truthfulness of the facts proferred to the court. Chapman Whorey could have easily checked if Blohan had a ticket (show me the electronic confirmation / receipt? show me the e-ticket, not just some bogus expedia itinerary you printed up and never confirmed or paid for). Everyone knows the difference between an itinerary and confirmed reservation / e-ticket ($$). And, here - a movie in Texas. Ask which one, ask when she needs to be there. If a lawyer is not supposed to knowingly LIE, which Chapman Whorey is effectively doing. She is worse than Dina and rivaling Allred for the biggest whore with a legal license. If she had any ethics left, she'd file to be excused as counsel.

  13. 13

    Re: anniefan"this girl has a "nothing is ever my fault" mentality. She's a compulsive liar. I'm starting to think she' believes what she says."


  14. 14

    Re: 7tizz – Um, then why are you on a gossip blog, if you aren't interested in this "business?"

  15. 15

    Addicts lie DUH!

  16. 16

    she's a "legend" in her own mind….

  17. 17

    there comes a point in a an addict's life when the truth ceases to exist and lies are the means to the only end that matters — DRUGS & ALCOHOL.

  18. 18

    This shouldn't come as a surprise. Lindsay, like Britney, thought rules didn't apply to them - - they are both pathetic idiots. The only difference between the two, is Britney has a babysitter to watch her every day to make sure she can't F up too much. IF her conservatorship ever ends, she will be doing all the stupid crap she did before because she is stupid and a media whore.

  19. 19

    WIth that SCRAM bracelet on, I bet Lindsay's shakes are beginning in 3…2…1…

  20. 20

    I’m coming for her. It won’t be long now. tic toc tic toc

  21. 21

    Oh, Lohan. You slay me.

  22. 22

    Singer Lady Gaga has admitted that she uses Ecstasy. "My schedule is such that I don't get very much time to eat. But I certainly don't have an eating problem. A little MDMA [Ecstasy] once in a while never killed anybody, but I really don't do drugs."The singer tells the UK Times Online. "I don't touch cocaine any more."Gaga continues saying that, though a cigarette frees her mind, she cares about her voice more, reports US Weekly."I don't smoke. Well, maybe a single cigarette - with whisky - while I'm working, because it just frees my mind a little bit. But I care about my voice. The thrill of my voice being healthy on stage is really special. I take care of myself," she adds. (ANI)

  23. 23

    maybe in YOUR mind your still a super successful blogger, you know like your site isnt haemoraging readers by the day?

    p.s follow me on t w i t t e r my names FUTURESTARdelux thanks :) x

  24. 24

    Re: crazygravy – What the fuck does this have to do with Lindsay? Gaga has admitted her drug use in the past so really.. is this any big surprise to anyone? It isn't like her fan base is 12-13 yr old girls like Ke$ha.. It actually isn't even news.. nobody is reporting it anywhere else like it's a big deal, so why the fuck do you Lady Gaga haters feel the need to post it on shitloads of non Gaga relevant posts like you are making some great point or something. get the fuck over it.

  25. 25

    Fuck off

  26. 26

    She really is a compulsive liar. Her whole family is. Its kind of funny to listen to them really. I can't wait until she blames the future positive readings on her SCRAM bracelet on hairspray. I can just hear it now

  27. 27

    awwwe….poor little duck faysh…..poor little ducky ….

  28. 28

    who cares…I would do anything to get out of wearing that damn thing too!! duh

  29. 29

    The *duck lips* look is not cool. She now looks as ridiculous as she acts.

  30. 30

    1. The lawyer is a spotlight-loving fame whore - really awful.
    2. I love how Lindsay dyed her hair dark at the last minute in order to look 'serious' - but then she wears a low-cut blouse to court, which is ridiculous. As for her duck lips. I don't even know what to say. She is just a mess on all levels.

  31. 31

    Re: 7tizz
    "I do not know her and she doesn't know me - therefore this is none of my buisness and I don't care. Now, if only the rest of you dopes would follow my logic."-

    What logic is that, moron?
    You claim not to care, yet you log onto Perez Hilton, read this post, and take the time to comment.

  32. 32

    Here's the problem, you don't know everything Perez. Neither does the public. You and some other loudmouth hating net tabloids write that she lies and then it is revealed that Willie Nelson is interested in shooting a movie in Texas. It's all preliminary, but shows that maybe Lindsay knows more about her life than all of her critics. Maybe she does more in Cannes than party because the public sees a bunch of photos and then comes to the wrong conclusion is that's all she's doing.

  33. 33

    wow this means she really does need help, and she really is a liar that's in denial. SMFH

  34. 34

    Re: Bobodo – who ever you are (dina?) you seem to be missing or more likely ignoring the pertinent facts of the statement in court. the lawyer said she WILL be working on a movie in texas. not 'it's all preliminary' or 'willie nelson is interested in making a movie'. no wonder this kid lies. you lie so much yourself. you take words and bend them to mean what you want them to mean and not what they were intended. there may be a movie in texas. but it isn't happening yet as the lawyer stated in court. replay the video dina. you and your daughters have made it so easy to dislike you with your entitlement, lies, attitude, hate for the attention of the press you all crave (ali on living with lohan 'i want this so bad'). your best move as a mother would be to take the kids to some small town in the midwest where there are no cameras and let your children be normal. jamie lynn spears disappeared for a couple of years. it can be done.

  35. 35

    i USED to looooove Lindsay! now i really wish she would get some serious help and act right! this girl is more out of control than anyone! Send her to maury and let maury put her through boot camp like he does those other crazy girls!

  36. 36

    What a little shit, she should be punished for lying.

  37. 37

    Re: htorres – No, she said she didnt want the bracelet because it would interfere with upcoming photoshoots. They never said the photoshoots were ion Texas. They only said the mivie was to be shot in Texas. Her and her lawyer were basically just looking for excuses.

  38. 38

    Re: DoctorPS – Kudos! I think it is HIGHLY unethical that she's representing this twit! No amount of moolah should make her do anything so stupid as to lie for this nutjob, and then lose her license in the process…who is she patterning herself after? I am so glad the judge didn't fall for the bs…

  39. SKJB says – reply to this


    guys listen up yeah?? we all have problems, lets all just bring it down a notch yeah?

  40. 40

    Well, well. well…I should have my OWN blog. Once again PEREZ is WRONG. Lindsay does have a movie to shoot in Texas!!! Willie Nelson is producing a movie and she's staring in it! It's supposed to start shooting next month IN TEXAS!!

  41. 41

    Nice job Judge. Being " Lindsay " should not give a free pass. Suck it up, girl suck it.