Russell Claims Love At First Sight With Katy
So sweet!
Not only did Russell Brand claim that Katy Perry transformed him into a one-woman-man, but he truly believes in love at first sight.
He said:
"I immediately knew that it was either concussion or love. After that we went on a date and I was anxious and nervous on the date. Normally like on the first date I'm alright because it's like it used to be to me… the only date. But this one I felt all anxious like my mind was awash with hallucinogens - peculiar! I had to hold on to surfaces.
I thought it was either something wrong with my starter or love. So now we can narrow it down to concussion or food poisoning or love.
My mum was beginning to wonder if I would ever become married unless it was in some kind of perhaps, Mormon style group wedding, to perhaps a group of cheerleaders.
We went back to England to my mum's house in Essex. She was very well behaved and helped with the dishes. There was a bit where my mum spilt some gravy and I thought, 'That's good isn't it? Normal down to earth conduct.'"
Awwwww. We hope they are very happy together!
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Only in Hollywood would a pair this diverse make sense. They are an awesome duo. Hopefully they last for a long time!
I hope it lasts forever!!!!!!
If, for some reason it does not. I hope Russel can control himself.
Best of luck to them!!!!! They do seem really in love. =)
NOTHING WORSE THAN A DOUCHE WHO THINKS HE IS CLEVER…RIGHT MARIO? AND I'M SURE HE FEELS THE SAME WAY ABOUT HIS DISGUSTING SKINNY JEANS! GAG ME! THEY NEED TO GET A ROOM AND LOCK THEMSELVES AWAY FOREVER AND EVER…..
she's such a heinous fucking bitch. really sad to see him throw himself away on her. she sucks.
the couple won't last.
what a cute coupl!
He's so gross. Travis was hotter.
was she bending over?
I wonder if Katy gives him head. If she wraps those lips around his rumpled foreskin.
NEXT.
match made in heaven
LOL… I just laugh @his face. He's is so dreadfully ugly. His face is fukced up & theres no fixing that… Not even the Montag method could help him.
* eww! She sux his balls!
Barf!
Hopefully they don't have kids. He'll fukc em up for sure! He has so many mental issues….
haha!
I love this couple so much!A nd the way Russell talks about Katy melts my heart!! Katy is so lucky! Russell really loves her! I hope it lasts forever!
she can't sing and he's ugly as sin……..yeah, i guess they go together……….
They are a perfect match made in heaven!!! I love them so obsessively much!! I hope they would have a baby soon and be as crazy as them!!Bless!
With a set like that…its always love at first sight.
There is nothing wrong with the way Russell Brand looks. People don't have to fit into a narrow structure of beauty in Hollywood (although it certainly helps one's career), and I appreciate Russell Brand for having his long curly hair and not being afraid to indulge in his craziness and quirks (and it seems to me he's calmed down a lot since his past days).
I don't know how you all can pass such strong judgment on celebrities as if you've personally met them. Katy Perry is one of the far less offensive Hollywood personalities than tons of others. She is committed to her music and follows her own tune (although I do rather despise her "I kissed a girl" song).
Let people be who they are. The world would be boring if everyone was a Gwyneth Paltrow.
And I, for one, feel like they're gonna last. They got a new kitty together!!! (don't take that too seriously…but kitties are cute!! And they got a darn cute one!!)
Re: Homosexuality=Sin – You must be very miserable!!
awww!!so sweet lovestory!! I hope they are happy and in love forever!! I think Russell is more than head over heels with Katy!!
But I really can't understand why he is saying that he had only one dates with girls…he had two serious relationships with Laura Gallacher and Teresa Palmer (both gorgeous ladies)
Re: electro – Totally agree with you!!Well said!
Re: electro –
get a life
charles manson jr.
I only like these two together because they are both awful.
And, I'm sure if she were a regular nobody with no $ you still would've had butterflies and it would've been love at first sight FOREVER!!!!
Just please don't turn out like Tiger or Jesse–you reformed bloke!
Oh, Love at first sight huh? Then explain to me why there are already rumors of them cheating on eachother.
I think he is really cute. the first time I saw him I was like "whoa" hawt. I don't get Katy's appeal at all though. Really boring looking girl and her style is so dated. she just …yawn.
Re: bullsonparade – You already said it…those are RUMOURS!!Not true!
I think that's sweet. I hope that their relationship lasts. Most people don't have the maturity to last two days, let alone a lifetime.
Yes, dear Russell, the hallucinogenic effect you mentioned is real: it's from epinephrine, dopamine, phenylethylamine, and endorphins flooding your system. Their effect is going to wear off in about three years. In the meantime, enjoy this E-ticket ride, and let's hope you discover that you and Katy really are a good couple. xoxox
Hey, how come Russell is never photographed smiling any more? He's so serious when he's with Katy. He really is focused on her - it's so sweet!
K, so I'm curious. Russel Brand, seems actually funny, and well, it sure does seem like he's come along way from his worst days. But, I am curious. What does he mean, some Mormon Group Wedding thing? I'm mormon, and I've heard no such thing.
You can see in his eyes that he's in love with her.
First sight? Would that be more then two years ago when he interviewed her for his television program in England? Or would that be about a year and one half ago when she made a cameo in Get Him to the Greek? Talk about your long term/short term memory loss… or is it just some convenient blather to just keep talking, talking, talking about this oh so boring and mis-matched relationship to keep it in the public eye for these two publicity whores? Really, how does one justify a long term committment to someone whose lifestyle is your antithesis? I'd ask that of both of them. Bottom line… this is just a load of off the top of his head, but actually thoroughly rehearsed, Brand bollocks.
ugh. shut up.
What he is describing IS love at first sight and it rarely ever happens. But when it does - you KNOW it. You are filled with chemistry that is unexplainable. Intoxicating. And it is not just a lust chemistry but a mutally true chemical high off of that one person & connection on many levels. It is a strange thing to witness but I have seen it happen to others and it happened for me a time or two in my life… a very interesting thing that if you have never experienced you would not even think it exists…
So cute!
@kateedid didn't : i'd gladly gag you if its shuts you the fuck up! do yourself and everyone else a favor and fuck off.
Re: kleeow –
He badly worded what he meant. He meant an offshoot of the mormon religion - such as the polygamist-practicing cult in Big Love.
happy for them
wow his future wife must be so proud of him talking about "marrying a bunch of cheerleaders". he is such a fucking pervert. there is no way in fuck he'll be faithful to these big-bouldered, granny pants wearing fake, deperate bitch. he is scum of the highest order. and she doesn't know that cause of the culture difference and his "cute accent". but trust me, i'm from london, he is a dime a dozen, low-down man-whore. she's blind as fuck.
Re: April 20th – LOL yes, ugly as sin indeed!
He looks like one of those Cavemen from the commercials. Actually, they are slightly better looking. Bleh
Re: louisse – Nope, very happy! I just laughed my ass off everytime I see his fukcd up face! hahahaha!
y? don't tell me? is ur face this bad???
hahahahahaha!
oh god i hate the british
I rather like him…quite witty and it is sWEET to see him so in love.
These two narcissists won't last. He's trying to convince himself "the right girl" can make him a good person. She's trying to convince herself she can change him b/c she is "so special".
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I give the honeymoon period of this marriage less than a year.
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Within a year he will stray and she will develop some STDs.
Re: hows your balls? – I so agree with you. But narcissists like her think they can change a man. LOL!! She's setting herself up for humiliation and STDs.
this is such a cheesy couple! he looks like charles manson and she looks like an airhead real doll sex toy. well good luck to those hollywood hobags
It was dollar signs & the possibility of clean underwear for him at first sight.
I am glad they can experience the whole love thing (i.e. hormones) and wish them well. But love (i.e. hormones) does not last forever, it will fade in about 2 years and they will be two people together who have nothing in common and a huge age gap. they will "grow apart" (i.e. cheat) and it will end in divorce and they will end up hating each other. don't mean to be mean, it's just what happens.
sometimes the "in love" part can transform into a much deeper mutual respect, understanding and deep friendship–one that is and has to be worked on every day. but that is not easy to find or maintain, that's why divorce rate is so high.
Re: #Cejers – agreed!
Re: Hun – agreed!
lucky fuck…..if you fuck it up, im takin over
Russell never said anything about Katy's singing career. He is going Katy's career faster than Spencer Pratt's destruction of Heidi Montag.
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Re: shittin_condoms – SOOOOO HAPPY YOU,RE NOT BRITISH!
Re: My black circumcised baby! – "But narcissists like her think they can change a man."
You're talking about women who only go for bad boys, thinking they're somehow more special than other women and that they can "mother" them into the straight and narrow? LOL! Get real! 95% of women are like that.
ALL women (not just Katy) need to cram it into their tiny little skulls that YOU CAN'T CHANGE A MAN FROM WHAT HE INHERENTLY IS!
Most observers with an IQ above their shoe size know how this is going to end, and she's going to be left with whatever collection of STDs he has growing on his little rocket. And she was already damaged goods going into this relationship. Travis McCoy and now Rissell Brand?? Sheesh! Talk about STD overload! Girl's hot, but at this point men shouldn't hook up with her without heavy duty hazmat gear. Pity.
love russell
HAS HIS BOYFRIEND COMPLAINED ABOUT THE BEARD?
those two are like wearing a pink sock on one foot and green on the other…nuff said
HOT!