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Bristol Calls Levi Her "Dirty Laundry"

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"Motivational" speaker and teen mother Bristol Palin has opened up to Harper Bazzar for their June issue about her life as a mother, a dim-witted governor's daughter and "hard-worker."

Here are some of the gems from her interview:

On being pregnant during the 2008 presidential campaign: “It’s not like we all sat down and were like, ‘Alright, here’s the birds and the bees.’ Truly, my parents just assumed that I wasn’t doing anything. And it was a shock for us all… It was kind of humiliating… Great, I’m 17 years old, I’m 40 pounds overweight with a big belly on me, all my friends are at school watching this on the news. This kind of sucks.”

On ex Levi Johnston (and the father of her child): “I just ignore it. He is a stranger to me. I don’t want to get into it. It’s just dirty laundry.”

On taking responsibility as a working single mother (Bristol works as a medical assistant, serves as an ambassador for Candie’s foundation, and fully supports herself and her baby): “I’m on my own. I’m really proud of it. I’m a hard worker… I don’t have time for friends or anything like that. It’s just like, Right, crap, there is a hockey game tonight that I want to go to but I can’t. Or, I do have to go to work today, because I’ve got bills to pay.

Don't you just feel so sorry for her! Doesn't your heart just bleed?!

Oh, and BTW, Sexy Sarah says she couldn't be prouder of her little girl.

Wonder how long it took to force that sentence out!

[Image via Harpers Bazaar.]

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97 comments to “Bristol Calls Levi Her "Dirty Laundry"”



  1. 1

    what's the problem…

  2. YUCK says – reply to this


    2

    levi just wanted to hit it and quit it and unfortunately this teen tramp got pregnant. at least she has moved on. I would be very surprised if anyone paid her for any speaking engagements.



  3. 3

    I am so sick of hear/seeing about this stupid ass teenager who couldn't keep her legs together!!!



  4. 4

    Self-centred whore. The child needs the father too.



  5. 5

    I call bullcrap…her mom just made 12 million this year and her idiot daughter isn't on the payroll?

    No Way she works everyday…I call a Lie! LIE I tells you!



  6. 6

    I don't understand the problem. You'd rather she be leeching of the public on welfare? She isn't asking for pity, she is portraying the stark realities of being a teen mother.

    Don't condemn a person because of who their parents are.



  7. 7

    this fugly retard really should have had an abortion and spared us all her fucking tears and melodrama.
    nobody cares about you, bitch.



  8. 8

    Ah yes, the father of her child is dirty laundry and she doesn't know him. Best to get to know him and wash that laundry, he is the father of your child and you will have that bond until you die. Do it for the kid for God's sake.



  9. 9

    some of you are straight up assholes. I imagine a lot of ya did it in high school, and just b/c you were lucky and didn't get pregnant doesn't make you the ho that you are calling her. Not that im saying teen mothers are hos, a ho is someone like tiger woods. Now for levi well that's men for ya, hit it and quit it.



  10. 10

    So the girl should be sitting around on benefits instead?? Sponging off the system??



  11. 11

    agree with Kimmer, what's wrong with this?



  12. 12

    Not totally sure what the big deal is…she's taking care of her own child AND she isn't on welfare sucking up the money of people who actually work.

    You wouldn't be saying jack about her article OR you would be praising the article and the girl if it were the daughter of a democrat.

    Politics aren't very becoming on you.



  13. 13

    I am sure, pig-vomit, that your mother, when asked, manages to force out a similar sentence e.g. Oh I am so proud of my cute little pig-boy Mario who enjoys to hate on women and obsess over teenage boys and stand on street corners calling famous people phunking phaggots.



  14. 14

    Funny, I didn't read anywhere in this that she asked for your pity. Quite the opposite, she is supporting her self and her child as a responsible person should do. Levi, whom you constantly drool over is a worthless piece of shit, and doing nothing. She's a helluva lot better than your precious Britney, or her little whore sister.

  15. bwire says – reply to this


    15

    WOW, you folks are evil. This young woman had a baby and is caring for it. She should be taking full advantage of the media wanting to pay her to talk because it will be over in a very short time. Everyone has dirty laundry and hers is not bad. You folks need to grow up and get over the Palin thing. You should be more worried about what Obama is doing to this country! Now there is someone who has some dirty laundry!



  16. 16

    i want to fuck the hell out of bristol, like dislocate her hips



  17. 17

    Why did you file this under Sarah Silverman? Or did you mean Sarah Palin and couldn't distinguish between S and P??

    And FYI the sarcasm is uncalled for.



  18. 18

    Nasty, pea-brained Sarah will fade in a couple of years and then stupid Bris-Bris will know what hard work really is. Levi coughed up all the support money she demanded and then she cuts him off completely. 'Harper's' should publish Bristol's emails before momma got famous - then she was a unsupervised good-time girl who laughed at being the school slut. Enough said.



  19. 19

    It doesn't sound like she's trying to get sympathy. I was pregnant at twenty-four and still didn't like being fat. Lots of teens have children and end up on food stamps and Medicare. Would people rather her do that than what she's doing now? And SO WHAT if her mother actually is helping her with money? I certainly don't want my daughter to have a child that early, but if she did, you're damn right I'd help her any way I could.

  20. luvu2 says – reply to this


    20

    Good girl! She's had a rough go at it, and she's not using her baby as an excuse to leach off of the system(or her rich parents) and she's sounding very realistic, if she was going on about how everythings peachy,I'd definitely think she was lying. She made some mistakes but she's taking responsibity for them. She's stepping up to the plate and setting a good example for her child. say what you will about Sexy Sarah but please stop making fun of her, she's been through enough



  21. 21

    you people got problems.and it s not her.



  22. 22

    Haha perez is the idiot again. She's acting responsible and he attacks her. Nicely done, you idiot.

  23. StayC says – reply to this


    23

    bla bla bla… how is she going to support herself once her 15 minutes are up?.. oh, that's right, Mommy Palin.



  24. 24

    She is a two-bit WHORE who spreads her legs, and certainly did not view Levi as a 'stranger' when she was going down on him, and spreading her twat for him. Hmmmm. An AWFULLY short memory ! What next ? The Good Houskeeping Mother Of The Year Award … ?



  25. 25

    Kid looks retarded - more her than Levi…Just say'n …..



  26. 26

    She sav'n up for a new trailer home…one of them fancy double-wides ? !



  27. 27

    Re: bwire – It is no surprise to see people defending this? Why is this girl famous? What is so different about her and other teen mothers? It seems to me she is using her family connections and her mistake to get publicity and money. I'm sorry, but not all teen mothers are lucky to have a famous mother and not all teen mothers have it easy. Her mother made 12 million…what other teen mother can say that?



  28. 28

    cute!! baby



  29. 29

    Re: Bunnyness – I don't know…maybe not pimping her child? Maybe go to college? Answer this: why is she famous? Because she had a child out of wedlock? This is worse than People putting her on the cover last year and let's not forget that a trashy rag paid the Palin family for exclusive pictures of the family. I think Chelesa Clinton should be getting attention…not this girl. Maybe my standards are too high…



  30. 30

    some of you are real fuckers. i'm no sarah fan by any means, but at least she took responsibility, didn't abort this beautiful child, and is raising him… now, as far as the claim that she works, yeah, well, when they're paying her big $ to talk about teen pregnancy … what a joke. i do give her credit for the kid, though, and think that levi guy is an egotistical douchebag loser.



  31. 31

    hmm, so, Sarah was a pretty irresponsible parent in my opinion. Not teaching your children "birds and Bees" is kinda F'd up in my opinion. Youre pretty much asking for an unwanted teen pregnancy.

    no skin off anyones back, they have the money to deal with the situation but please. Stop ignoring the fact kids are gonna have sex and teach them to do so responsibly.

    note: teaching abstinence isnt working. its denial.



  32. 32

    Which would you rather see on a job resume': Mother/Motivational Speaker or Playgirl Model, SomeSlutMonth of 2009. Quit bitching about a mother actually earning her way and taking care of her child. Save the rant for someone who's more deserving…like maybe a gossiphound that "out-sources" his work to underpaid hispanic family members while he enjoys the spoils of their labor.



  33. 33

    The girl is a WHORE ! Case Closed !



  34. 34

    Why would you feel sorry for her?
    She is the one who couldn't keep her legs closed!!
    It was her fault just as much as it was Levi's fault!
    Seriously this is soooo stupid!



  35. 35

    At least she's doing something for herself and her child. At least she wasn't selfish. She kept her baby.
    Unlike most underage mother's using welfare for the rest of their lives and doing nothing to change that, bringing new men into the household expecting their kids to deal with it…. Or not even having the baby to begin with!

    I'm kinda proud of her, it's not easy work, and no one understands that until they are a mother themselves. Which Perez will never understand right?

    It's pretty sad to see people running her down on here… Obviously have never faced hardship in life like this.



  36. 36

    WHAT A STUPID EASY SLUT BITCH! the father of her baby is dirty laundry? really? i wish i could say something nice, but…

    the best thing about her bastard child rolled down his mama's leg.



  37. 37

    Re: tigrrrlilly
    …..As you have a pot leaf as your picture. You just envy someone with real responsibilities because you're trash.



  38. 38

    Re: peachisgood – Actually becoming a Medical Assistant is acquired at a Vocational school. So yeah, it's like a college and it isn't that easy. Probably a lot more than you did with yourself.



  39. 39

    What is seriously fucked up… is that people say a girl is a whore for having a baby. So she got played… doesn't that make her ex the whore?



  40. 40

    Re: kellygrl – Thank you!!!

  41. zenny says – reply to this


    41

    This broad makes me want to barf! She went on public TV and told everyone "it was so difficult" not to avoid the pregnancy because she just could not slam her fat thighs together and say "no" to good old Levi's salami. She now goes on TV to hawk a ridiculous abstinence program to cash in on her infamy, telling everyone to "don't do as I do, but do as I say", the classic definition of hypocrisy. Now she's got a little bastard in tow and sponging off her parents until she gets her sorry act together. A real sicko! I need a big barf bag!



  42. 42

    You're such an a$$ Mario. She supports herself, unlike all the illegals that are parasites to the tax payers.



  43. 43

    Re: azombieee – i love it when people assume that all stoners don't have jobs, don't pay taxes, don't vote, etc.
    you need to unclench and smoke a bowl.



  44. 44

    At least she is taking care of her baby instead of letting her family raise it or the nannies 24/7. Plus, she has a reg. job. That's some big big steps for a teenager boy or girl and especially one with unmarried with a child. Give her a little bit of credit.



  45. 45

    What a mature and "Motivational" way to speak about the father of your child!



  46. 46

    The girl is a MEGA -WHORE ! Case Closed !



  47. 47

    Hey Perez…Why is it you preach tolerence when it comes to your lifestyle…have the never to say Stop The 8….and then in the next breath do the same things to single teen mothers that you cry about….maybe you should stop the hate…hypocrite bitch



  48. 48

    If that were some high profile democrat offspring you would be praising her efforts. Perez, you need a big tall glass of shut the fuck up! Goddamn fudgepacker.



  49. 49

    Re: Real American – OUCH!!!



  50. 50

    What teenager could keep their legs together? Not a big Sarah Palin fan but why bash a teenager because she got knocked and her mom is an idiot and in the political spotlight. Otherwise, she would have been swept under the trailer park rug, right? And Perez, as a Catholic, should be proud of her non-abortion status.



  51. 51

    Cutest baby I've ever seen on this site. Hands down. soooo cute.

    I wish Sarah had aborted ALL FIVE of her kids..no wait, I wish Sarah's parents had aborted the pre-Sarah…and so on and so on…..but man that is a cute baby!



  52. 52

    I'm sorry but I don't believe a word that comes from this girls mouth. 1) She can't be a medical assistant because she has barely gone to school! (she doesn't have time with all her traveling she says) 2) She makes SEVERAL thousand dollars flying all over the country doing speeches and being a spokes person doing these interviews and photos for magazines (which she only got because of her dim wit mother). And you all are going to sit here and tell me she doesn't have a trust fund that mommy and daddy sent up for her? She parades herself all over magazines and such claiming this stuff. She's more well off than she'll let on. I'm glad she's not milking the system here but she should be more honest with her situation



  53. 53

    People that bash this girl are pathetic pieces of shit.



  54. 54

    Working as a medical assistant, yeah right.I can't believe anyone would pay two cents to hear this Alaskan trash speak.



  55. 55

    what are you so mean to her. She is just like any other young single mom. Trying to work and take care of her child on her own. Just because she lived a nice life with money doesn't mean she has it easy. I know plenty of people who came from A LOT of money and worked hard ON THEIR OWN to give their child a good life.
    It's not HER fault that you don't agree with her mother's political views! For a liberal, you sure do knock someone around for being a teen unwed mother. I thought liberals were all about giving women like that hand-outs…maybe I'm mistaken



  56. 56

    and it's funny, it almost seems like you praise Levi for what he's done and completely condemn Bristol.



  57. 57

    This girl is a pathetic peice 'o shit !



  58. 58

    she should have been more careful… But Levi Johnson is a DUMBASS.. I can't stand him.. I hate when you blog about him.. He's just a fame whore… and piece of shit!



  59. 59

    damn…she's going to grow up to be something special. we should all be so accomplished.



  60. 60

    This girl needs to shut up. Exploiting her teen single mom image to make money. Isn't she getting paid like 30 grand to be a motivational speaker per engagement. If that's the case pay for a babysitter.



  61. 61

    You can hate on her mom all you want, but leave the girl out of this! What did she ever do to you?



  62. 62

    So her parents just assumed she was a good girl because she loved Jesus, and they didn't need to tell her anything about sex? And now she's going around as a "motivational" speaker, telling teenagers to practice abstinence? That worked out so well for her. Also, I have a hard time believing that coming from a rich family as she does that she's paying the bills working as a medical assistant. In fact, I wonder what kind of medical office hires someone who takes off from time to time to do motivational speaking and be a celebrity. It sounds like it's more like a hobby and not something she relies on to pay bills. Face it — her life is not the typical one from most single teen mothers. And it's not honest for her to pretend it is and lecture to other girls.



  63. 63

    I don't care if she is lying about how hard it is for her. I'm glad someone is accurately portaying the suckageness that must be teen parenthood.
    .
    We just went through the Spears gals making teen single momhood seem like a piece of cake and fun.



  64. 64

    Since when is Sarah Palin's daughter a hard worker? What has she done? You must be a hard worker automatically when you have money. Bitch, struggle, then come talk to me about hard work.



  65. 65

    Honestly, the hypocrisy continues. If the Palin's had just let Levi see his son, he wouldn't have had to resort to turning to the media. They criticized him for doing photoshoots with Tripp, but it's ok for Bristol to do them any chance she gets. The Palin's have millions, as opposed to Levi, a regular kid from Alaska without a college education, and they want him to pay $17,000 a month in child support. What young person, educated or not, can afford that?! She doesn't have any right to complain about Levi. For the kid's sake, they need to find a way to get along otherwise he's just going to suffer for his parent's mistakes. Oh, and Bristol preaching abstinence is about as useful as a B-52 promoting peace.



  66. 66

    …she's supporting herself and her baby. Yet of course people still find something to complain about.



  67. 67

    MARIO, HOW ARE YOU OR ANYONE ELSE MAKING ALL THESE NASTY COMMENTS ABOUT HER ANY DIFFERENT THEN HITLER AND THE NAZI'S?? HITLER AND HIS NAZI'S HATED A CERTAIN GROUP OF PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THEIR BELIEFS. YOU HATE ANYONE WHO IS A REPUBLICAN. YOU HATE ANYONE WITH CONSERVATIVE BELIEFS. YOU ARE A DISGUSTING PERSON INSIDE AND OUT.



  68. 68

    Some of you are being really rude about this. I'm sure a lot of oyu all screwed around in high school. Just cos you were lucky to not get pregnant, it doesn't make you a saint and her a skank. So what, she got pregnant, shit happens and she's dealing with it very well. Give her a break.



  69. 69

    Re: Curious Yellow – NO, your ugly ass Obama will fade in time with all his lies and bullshit. One hit wonder. Bristol Palin and her child will survive, even with the douchebag and dirty laundry father!!!! GROW A BRAIN, AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  70. 70

    i have to say that's an awesome picture



  71. 71

    Im tired of her complaining and rallying against teen motherhood. You had sex (maybe unprotected) and it happened, sorry if you can't hang out with your friends or party any longer but please, stop talking about it.



  72. 72

    Re: Southern belle 12 – Try read'n a book and do some learn'n Southern belle.



  73. 73

    Levi is a true American.



  74. 74

    Again, Perez shows us all that he is the biggest hater of them all. Makes you wonder who he's mooching off of and how many dicks he had to suck to get to where he is. What a fucking moron.



  75. 75

    Why all the hate?



  76. 76

    Proud?? Why??

  77. @v@ says – reply to this


    77

    It's called a babysitter. Go to the odd hockey game.

  78. @v@ says – reply to this


    78

    Oh, and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.



  79. 79

    Its hard to feel any sympathy for someone so hypocritically dumb. Fuck her. Whore.



  80. 80

    Too bad she didn't do the stand up thing and just abort the baby…then I'm sure you would have been so proud of her Perez! C'mon, you have become so predictable. Agree with every left wing nut and compare every conservative to Satan. You need help, try reading your comments some time, not everyone is a baby-killing, tree hugging, gay loving liberal.



  81. 81

    Levi is just so f-ckable and then he dumped her and she cant get over it. Too bad, Porky!



  82. 82

    She's a cun*t and so is her mother.



  83. 83

    Pig Face…famewhore enabler 24/7. Enabler and hypocrite!



  84. 84

    why dont yas give her a pat on the back for not being a fucking welfare mooching whore?
    how about a ”good job” or not getting knocked up again like some illegals i see roaming around with 6 kids in tow,all like a step on the ladder in size hanging around at the day labor sites in portland??
    fuck off..



  85. 85

    Re: OliveU – you really think her mother is keeping her lifestyle?? come on now???



  86. 86

    What is that talentless meat turd doing on a celeb site?



  87. 87

    It takes a lot of work to be a single mom at any age. As much as I dislike her mother, if Bristol is really completely supporting herself and the baby, I give her a lot of credit. That being said, life is a tiny bit easier for a teen mom who comes from a rich family that could help her out if she really needed it. Plus, she's become a "motivational speaker" which I'm sure doesn't suck when she cashes her checks. The truly inspiring ones are the teen moms who are totally anonymous, hard-working people who raise their kids on their own blood sweat and tears.



  88. 88

    How sad for the child. His mother calling his father "dirty laundry" that's parental maturity at it's height. She made the decision to lay with the guy consequences are not just changing the diapers & paying the bills. It is providing that child a stable mother and father who can be respectful of one another to teach the child respect for others.

  89. luvu2 says – reply to this


    89

    Re: JustSayin

    I agree I'm sick of seeing all these fake celebrities making it all look like a walk in the park.



  90. 90

    CANNOT STAND this family but every time I see this little boy he looks so WISE to me. He doesn't belong in that family!! lol :)



  91. 91

    Fuck you assholes. Way to go Bristol!!



  92. 92

    and I'm sure if this was Chelsea Clinton as a pregnant teen you would be saying how great is she is taking care of her child and not calling her a whore..soooo hypocritical you libs are and immature really.



  93. 93

    Maybe the problem is that her parents "just assumed" she wasn't doing anything. Maybe it is the irony that her idiot mother advocated abstinence only education and her daughter ended up pregnant as a teen. What complete, utter, idiots just assume that your teenage daughter with a steady boyfriend isn't doing anything. The ignorance astounds me.



  94. 94

    this makes me feel nauseous



  95. 95

    Re: azombieee – whoah now…calm down:) Don't bring pot into this…lol!

  96. @v@ says – reply to this


    96

    Re: ::shrug:: – It's not partisan based, imo. They do that to everyone, and would willingly rip Chelsea a new one in the same fashion. Seriously. It's the curve, and the rainbow of what and how different people think. Scary, huh. Many aren't a day over 16. Some on here try to provide balance, cuz lord knows somebody isn't somewhere.



  97. 97

    Stupid bitch, "You play, you pay!" She's lucky all he gave her was a baby and not something deadly. Next time, keep your legs crossed and do the bunny hop. I don't recall him pointing a gun at your head.