More Word Diarrhea From SJayPeePee!
Oh goodness, SJayPeePee!
Have you been taking laxatives, bb? Because your word diarrhea is out of control lately!!
The latest victim of the Sex and the City actress's loose lips is Matthew Broderick!
While discussing her son's height, she ended up taking some accidental digs at her hubby!
She says:
"He's not quite tiny - that's on my husband's side - well, actually Matthew is average… not in personality or in intellect…. no, no, no, no, no. Let me clear this up. For the record, not in personality, intellect, charisma, talent, genuine likeability, well the list could go on and on. Anyway he's average in height as I understand so the odds of our son being average in height and weight is perhaps promising. Even with an average father! How am I ever gonna fix this?"
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO, girl!
LOLz!
Just shut your yapper before you make it worse!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: height, husband, matthew broderick, oops, seriously wtf, sex and the city 2, sjaypeepee, word diarrhea, wtf
Simon Monjack Will Be Buried Next To Brittany
Doesn't sound that bad. She's not insulting her husband. What are you making a big deal about?
Did anyone else think how great SJP looked, all dressed up as Madonna for her premiere?
How about the diarrhea that came from your mouth when you said that Littledick Garland was better than Justin Timberland…. and then he went on to suck???
She has no clue how awful she looks. That dress accentuates her saggy boobs and emphasizes her age.
Tragic choice, as usual.
Stupid horse face…
Sarah Jessica Parker is NOT an attractive woman…either in looks or personality. Can't understand all the fuss people make over her…she's about as exciting as a bowl of lemon Jell-O.
SJP is great -
Why do you hate her so much? Didn't say anything that bad. And it's true!! She's short and her husband is short so the likelihood is that their son will be short as well. Duh!!
Perez you wish you were her!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha so bad and you know it
What an idiot. I feel sorry for her husband and son.
Wow. She is gonna be one ugly chick as she gets (even) older. I don't know if it is the nose, the long face, the inapproptiate hair-style, or just a combination of them all. Woof ! ! She is soooooooooo lucky that crap show took off, other-wise, she would be doing off-broadway to pay the hubby's leagal bills….Just say'n !
Re: fiona – Also, it brings attention to those wide, mannish hips !
Can you imagine her NUDE, sopping wet just out of the shower … ? 'SHUDDER'……
Bad dress,yes. Not a bad comment. Actually, it seemed a touch charming and human. What's your problem with her???????
Re: brainchild –
Who the fuck is Justin Timberland?
WOW!! did menopause just hit her?? like the hair though…BTW why hasnt anyone commented on the extra SHITTY reviews sex and the city 2 has gotten????
Look at HOW OLD her hands are ! !
Re: JessicaTandyWasMyHero – He used to F$#K Britney Spears !
It's "verbal" diarrhea, not "word" diarrhea.
"Verbal" diarrhea sounds more grammatically correct.
Duh… she's saying Matthew Broderick has a small peen… or not. LOL. He's average. How is she going to fix this?
diarrehea of the mouth and constipation of the brain. thank you, Captain Obvious…
diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain. thank you, Captain Obvious…
Sorry but she has EVERY right to say what she wants. This is her family. Do you always gotta bash celebs you don't like everytime they say something? Makes you look pathetic!
wake me up when it's over please, thank you
Didn't her man cheat on her a while ago?… Maybe she's avenging herself? XD
lol she definitely put her foot in her mouth
I personally, being a man, couldn't live with myself if I were under 6 feet tall, let alone her hubby who is 5'8". That sucks for him…and her.
Not a big deal at all…
Nice try, Perez.
wow perez, desperate for gossip much? this was on david letterman last night, and it was quite funny and cute the way she talked about her husband and son. she acted like a normal human being rather than an egotistical celebrity and she looked absolutely elegant. stop hating!
I think she's a riot! I watched that interview. She's funny, intelligent, and very appealing.
She's like 4 feet tall, so blame yourself Jessica for your boy's stunted growth.
Luckily, it's obv you used donor eggs for the surrogate's IVF, as the girls don't look like you. And they won't be so shrimpy.
Easy. That would make him around the 50th percentile.
sounds like she said alot of very nice things. even after he's cheated on her.
dang! she always dresses tastelss and looks like a granny! GRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lining her eyes into the inner corners top and bottom only makes her eyes look closer together, if that's even possible. Gak. I want to do her eye makeup.
Don't line the eyes up to the tear duct. No, no, no, no. Bottom outer only, and preferably smudge only on both bottom lid and including top outer.
What does bb stand for??? Am i being thick?
SHE IS RIGHT, CMOON PEOPLE. 100% new yorkers&europeans understand her clearly so you guys who are from utah stop commenting.. and yeah utah texas people and fats doesn't understand, clearly .. BUT SJP IS RIGHTTTTT. sorry fatties ;;)
its spelt diarrhoea
Re: schweiel – Eeeexactly !!!!
The funniest thing in the post is "word diarrhea". I think "verbal diarrhea" would have sounded less illiterate. Hard to believe someone like you makes a living insulting other people.
She should thank her lucky stars for gettign that gig on Sex and the City. Otherwise she will be known as stupid little girl from footloose with really bad hair LOL.
Re: brainchild – Re: Be-Atch – ummm…it's Justin TimberLAKE you morons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a slip of the tounge, but THOSE HANDS. SOMEONE TELL HER TO NEVER PLACE HER OLD MAN HAND NEXT TO HER GORGEOUS MEDICALLY YOUTHFUL FACE. OMG. SICK.
SJP is one fugly gal and I still don't get how she landed the starring role in Sex in the city!
A little botox on the hands please.
wtf?? lol!Re: hawtmomma – they were prolly just making fun of him. that's what it looked like to me.
Re: k8kate – it could be spelled either way
i don't get how this is bad………
Re: Be-Atch –
I know my great grandma has better hands. SICK
Re: misha- –
You sound retarded
Hate the dress .. not flattering at all.
LOL I hate it when that happens to me
Look at her old man hands. I noticed them in that commercial they have been playing on telly. She is so gross looking, like an alien and a man mash up.
In an effort to flaunt my "Devil may care, I'll try anything once" I saw the movie.
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Now I know what it feels like to be stoned to death by Louboutin's and scented candles.
Okay, the hands. Note to SJP - after you smooth whatever anti-wrinkle face/neck cream you are using, just another dime-size for your hands.
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Geez, my grandmother taught me that one.