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The Simpleton Thinks Her Show Is Like Missionary Work!

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Oh, J Simpleton!

Only you would travel the world with a camera crew, stare at other cultures and be genuinely aghast to how different they are from you, and then come up with THIS instant classic!

She recently said of her exercise in self-indulgence reality show The Price of Beauty:

"I'm not saying I'm changing the world. But…to be able to sit with my Dad and [create] Price of Beauty. It's similar to missionary work. It was what I was called to do and called to be."

We can't wait to hear more on the Simpleton's spiritual catharsis! We wonder what else she'll do (and say) now that she's found such a significant calling!

LOLz!

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38 comments to “The Simpleton Thinks Her Show Is Like Missionary Work!”

  1. SeeMe says – reply to this


    1

    She is an idiot.



  2. 2

    I'm glad there was a show like this on television for people such as my little sister who is in highschool. Instead of disgusting reality shows such as "Rock of Love" and "Pretty Wild".

    Thank you Jessica.



  3. 3

    She might be simpleton or an idiot to many but she has something you wish to have, a show, good or bad is more than your silly blog and your ugly t- shirts.. take that pedophile… jealous ass….



  4. 4

    ALL THAT JUNK FOOD AND FAT IS STARTING TO AFFECT HER BRAIN`S OXYGEN, I GUESS. DELUSIONAL PIG. LOOK AT YOU BITCH, 29 GOING ON 69. GET A GRIP!!!!!!



  5. 5

    does anyone have a razor blade I can use…no, I don't mind that you just used it & it's covered in blood…



  6. 6

    I was at this event that she said this at last night. It was the Gracie Awards… what she said is being taken out of context… it was sweet, touching and endearing. She's a normal girl and her every word is scrutinized. It's a shame. I think what she meant was, everyone has their own mission in life, hers has evolved into a role of making women feel good about themselves no matter how they look… as she's torn apart every day. I am in no way a huge Jessica Simpson fan… just someone who's calling it like I see it.



  7. 7

    she's doing more for the world than you , perez.



  8. 8

    Why are you so mean to this beautiful girl? She's not a brain surgeon, but neither are you! People watch her show and are interested in the way beauty varies around the world.

    P.S. No one is studying you as a specimen of American beauty!



  9. 9

    She needs to lose the extra weight. WTF???? She needs to get a personal trainer, and get back into that sexy look again. What else does she have to do all day? THEN she can help others be beautiful!



  10. 10

    I think that her heart was in the right place, but to be honest- watching The Price Of Beauty was a lot like reading an essay by a C student. There was an intention there, but the message was clear until the conclusion. If you watched the last episode of the show, you would get the point. Maybe they should consult with some writers for the monologue portions.



  11. 11

    Really?? Missionary work??

    I would say it is NOTHING like the charitable selfless work of Missionaries and more like the 'other' missionary position out there.



  12. 12

    LOOK SHIT HEAD PEREZ, SHE REALLY MADE A DIFFERENCE IN A DISFIGURED LADY'S LIFE. BETTER THAN WHAT YOU DO ALL DAY



  13. 13

    Re: lolamishlola – thank you. I TOTALLY COMPLETELY AGREE!!!! what is so bad and horrid about this sweet girl?



  14. 14

    Re: valpal88 – i mean her face was messed up, not really disfigured. I am just annoyed about why people hate on jess so damn much. She has a sweet heart and never claimed to be super smart.



  15. 15

    Re: KardFan – Are you blind she is beautiful the way she is? Thin does not mean beautiful. There are people around the world who have BIGGER issues to worry about besides losing a few pounds. If you think that Jessica is fat then what have you got to say about your beloved Khloe.



  16. 16

    you're just a bitter JEALOUS asshole, perez! she's hotter and better and SMARTER than she's ever been!! she's becoming a real rolemodel for young girls… unlike YOU, you woman-hating fatphobic piece of SHIT, selling tshirts that encourage eating disorders!! "nothing tastes better than skinny feels"??? how IGNORANT can you BE??!



  17. 17

    For once there is a show that is not about a bunch of drunk folks fighting and hooking up. I think it is a great show, different from all the rest and in a country were people like Heidi Montag are butchering themselves, not to mention so many teens who worry a lot about what they look like and their size, this is actually a good idea. There is more reality and not to mention educational than most shows on tv that teens watch. STOP Hating Perez and give kudos when it is deserved



  18. 18

    YOU ARE AN IDIOT, MORON AND DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD CHARITY MARIO. She said she wasn't changing the world. and it probably was ALL TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. I haven't seen the show, BUT, if she is helping women in other countries, in any way, just by simply making them feel good, then she is doing missionary work. There are missionaries, who devote their lives to God and the Church and there are people who do His work. Jessica grew up in a religious house so she understands. Mario, you are an ignorant fool, you will never understand. Jessica is beautiful, inside and out. YOU, MARIO, are neither.



  19. 19

    OMG she really needs to shut up!!! She just keeps on showing how stupid she really is…please just go away!



  20. 20

    What the eff?Re: Znoire

    I completely agree with you-I personally loved her show and thought it was a welcome change from the usual crap-fest of booze, hookups, and other pointless vacuous garbage we're normally exposed to on television. If teenagers and young women watched it and it opened their eyes-than that's clearly a positive thing.
    Mario what is your problem with this woman? She's not going out and getting trashed every single week, not is she getting plastic surgery and flashing her crotch. She used her celebrity status to film a show to help empower herself and women who are bombarded with negative messages about their bodies by the media and society on a daily basis-reading some of these comments is a testament to that (yes I'm talking about you people who are calling Jessica fat, she is nowhere near fat)
    As far as I'm concerned she might not be the brightest crayon in the box but her heart is in the right place, and at least give her credit for that.

  21. cika says – reply to this


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    COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the sad part is that she really believes that LOL!!



  22. 22

    I WATCHED HER SHOW. IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD. N SO WUT IF SHES A LIL HEAVY SHES STILL BEAUTIFUL



  23. 23

    I think the show had potential but fell short. Instead of really focusing on body issues and cultural differences it was her and her friends giggling like teenagers at inappropriate times. They're all, what?, in their late 20s and early 30s? I thought they were exceedingly rude to their hosts and appeared to be nothing but stereotypical spoiled, rich, and dumb Americans.



  24. 24

    aaaaaand you are doing what for the world, Perez? What are you doing for society? Spreading gossip of the personal lives of people you aspire to be? That doesn't make you famous my dear, that makes you a parasite, because you feed off of other people. You are just a member of the paparazzi with a blog! LIKE, OMG!

  25. Dale says – reply to this


    25

    have you ever watched the show!?? shit man! you are one superficial prick!



  26. 26

    Jessica Simpson = biggest ditz
    www.celeb-central.com/celebrity/jessicasimpson



  27. 27

    She looks gorgeous in this dress. I'ts probably one of the best looks for her



  28. 28

    mario, you have some nerve calling anyone a simpleton, given the shit you've been endlessly flogging of late.



  29. 29

    Re: kimmygirl – NO, you are!!

  30. @v@ says – reply to this


    30

    It is, in a way. When men in living rooms all around the nation, remotes in hand, see her and her attributes appear on the screen, they all 'Praise the Lord!'



  31. 31

    Sounds to me like Perez is being his usual annoying self. Even a moron can understand that what she meant is that she found her mission in life. The only person that comes off as stupid and a simpleton here is Perez. The show, although I haven't seen it yet, sounds like it has a more important mission than your fucked up site that is all over the place, making fun of celebrities, trying to make celebrities out of nobodies and not helping the gay community with all the "issues" you post in your most bigoted fashion.



  32. 32

    what does what she is doing have to deal with if she needs to lose a pd or 2…which she doesnt she looks great…..you ppl really suck …leave her alone



  33. 33

    Her dad is a creep



  34. 34

    Re: Znoire – agreed!!!
    i wish i could see the show..
    is it good anyone?



  35. 35

    ok, seriously. i don't have a problem with this girl (except when she's cursing my beloved cowboys), but it annoys the hell out of me that she said that. even if it's being taken out of context. i'm a missionary kid and incredibly proud of what my parents do for a living and her show is nothing like missionary work.



  36. 36

    yes like when you act like your going to puke when you eat food from another country in front of the man giving it to you or like when you were giggling when the Buddist monk was praying beside you. jessica, why are you famous?



  37. 37

    she looks fantastic!



  38. 38

    I admire her for overcoming A-hole opinions like yours Perez. At least she has balls- something you know nothing of.