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Brody Comes To Avril's Rescue!

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Oh, good lord.

Now she's going to think that they're destined to be together and probably write a song about it!

The most obnoxious couple in the world, Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner, may have just upgraded from irritating drunken fling to HOrrific serious romance now that The Hills douchebag has saved the dumbass singer from drowning!

According to reports, Brody was teaching Avril how to surf when things got dangerous!

A source says:

"A big wave flipped her into the water upside down. Brody swam over and dragged Avril to shore, but she'd had the wind knocked out of her - she'd swallowed a bunch of water and was coughing. When Avril realized what happened, she was so thankful Brody was there to save her."

Unfortunately, the rogue wave did not carry those two away to the Lost island. Which, seeing as the show is now over, would be a perfect place for them to be stranded!

No one would have ever thought to look there, everyone's too pissed off at all of the island's unsolved mysteries!

So sad.

May your love continue to terrorize the public blossom, you two. Bleck!

[Image via WENN.]

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28 comments to “Brody Comes To Avril's Rescue!”



  1. 1

    TRAVIS IS YOUR BUTT PLUG! HE IS WACK AND IN LIKE 198 ON THE itunes charts…

    he is SUCH A POP SENSATION!!! WHEN IS THE WORLD TOUR PEREZ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
    i hear he is opening for alvin and the chimpmunks….hahahahahaha



  2. 2

    Are you sure he wasn't trying to drown her?

  3. chlyn says – reply to this


    3

    Hey, just be grateful he didn't get serious with that plastic chipmunk-faced Jayde chick. Ewww!



  4. 4

    I'm impressed. You've taken a story about saving someone from drowning and managed to give it a negative spin.

    BRAVO.

  5. Caryn says – reply to this


    5

    It looks like Brodys publicist wants to get his name out there and people to like him .
    ( once ) world famous singer , reality TV loser , PR rep leaking sensational headline , what a load of shit .
    please f u c k off both of you



  6. 6

    wingnuts anyone?



  7. 7

    I heard there was some more pollution in the water.



  8. 8

    your such a bastard perez, i hope one day when something happens to you - no ones there to save your ass.



  9. 9

    the most obnoxious? what about Speidi??



  10. 10

    That sounds more like a bad wipe out than a near drowning experience. All surfers/bodyboarders have taken a wave, got knocked down and drank some water. It's gross and scary but happens a lot. It's one of the many reasons why surfers should follow the buddy system and bring someone with them or if the surfer goes out in the water alone then make damn sure there's at least someone else in the water or onshore (even if those people are strangers)



  11. 11

    Just for this, I hope your fatass attempts to surf and no one comes for your rescue. You're making it sound like it's a bad thing he helped Avril from DROWNING. Douchebag.



  12. 12

    avril is so gross



  13. 13

    Not written by Perez.

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


    14

    OK, that would be 'blech.'



  15. 15

    umm… seems like your the only one calling her obnoxious all the time (comming from you?). Seems like she's been keeping her head down, making an album and hanging with her guy.
    Maybe your just pissed because she refused to lick your but like Gaga & Crazy eyes perry oh… and she's sold more records than Gaga lol
    Seriously you keep calling her a hasbeen when her last album sold like 6.5m copies lmao! loser….

    p.s follow me on t w i t t e r my names FUTURESTARdelux thanks :) x



  16. 16

    Perez - get over it. They're a young hot couple who are dating. Don't have to be so harsh. Man you can be a douche to ppl sometimes.



  17. 17

    God Perez you're so slow, I read about this days ago, anyway I AM SO GRATEFUL THAT SHE IS STILL ALIVE



  18. 18

    You're pretty low when you wish someone had died



  19. 19

    Who is stupid and believe Star Magazine. Avril and Brody is not even in US. They are on vaccation in south america, how avril now can be so stupid to go on holiday with the ugliest mother on earth and a total talentless loser douche.



  20. 20

    ah i hope you surf and no one come to rescue then you'ill see geez you really are hypocrite

    and do you really wish someone to die ?

    Avril she is really a good singer and talented so Stop saying is a dumbass etc …because it's annoying



  21. 21

    But for Brody sure he IS a Fucking bastard ( sorry for the fans) …..

    and STOP BEING always Negativ can you Just think for a second -_-"



  22. 22

    Yes you are a good blogger and i love to come here :D but sometimes saying negativ things about Avril i don't like that



  23. 23

    soo..can she swim?
    sounds so dramatic.omg



  24. 24

    This sounds like something out of "New Moon".



  25. 25

    she is about as disgusting as Lohan is.
    but I guess at least Avril SOMEWHAT looks her age….unlike Blohan who looks like she's pushing 45.

  26. @v@ says – reply to this


    26

    Oh, gawd, don't fall for it. She'll end up bankrolling his pretty ass for years if she doesn't watch with open eyes. She's a ripe sugar mama, and she needs to watch this guy on his old t.v. show before she jumps into anything else.

  27. @v@ says – reply to this


    27

    That said, I'm all for Brody conquering Hollywood and becoming a mogul. Relationships are tough when they're unequal.



  28. 28

    "I Will Be" a drowning victim if that is what gets me published in Star Magazine. "I Will Be" a drunk and a drama queen if that is what gets me scene (sic). "I Will Be" whatever you want me to be. (don't end a sentence with a preposition, damn it!)