Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
After a disastrous first single with "Not Myself Tonight," Christina Aguilera is off to an even WORSE start with "Woo Hoo!"
Her new single debuted at #79 on the Billboard Hot 100 and it will likely drop BIG time next week — probably off the chart completely.
She's sure living up to her new nickname of FLOPtina!
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