It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Willie Nelson! (R-Patz already took care of his!)
Country music fans were devastated to hear the news, which proves just how lame news in country music really is.
Now, when will Brad Pitt become tired of the forest growing on his chin and lop that off???
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