It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Congratulations, Jesse James! You were actually good for something!
The douchey scumbag's interview with Nightline garnered 6.817 million total viewers, their highest ratings since the news program re-launched in 2005!
Almost 7 million people tuned in to see what an awful asshat you are! And, of course, you didn't disappoint!
Hope that you're proud of yourself!!
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