Joan Rivers Defends Jesse James
Joan, are you crazy?!
Joan Rivers has come to Jesse James' defense, even saying that she thought he was "adorable, ADORABLE!"
Oh, boy.
Joan explains her time on The Celebrity Apprentice with Jesse:
“Jesse should have been in therapy years ago. I’m so sad because he’s such a sweet guy. And when he starts telling you about what he came out of with his background you put two and two together. So you just hope, please God, get into therapy, which he is and try and pull your life together.
“Jesse was a darling and a gentleman. He was the one who carried your bag, he was the one who helped you up the stairs. Sweet, nice … this whole thing is just insane.”
Insane, but it happened!
And we don't care how sweet he is, Sandra Bullock is doing the right thing by divorcing him!
[Image via AP Images.]
Tags: celebrity apprentice, defense, jesse james, sweet
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Cheating on your wife makes you a bad husband, not a bad person.
Joan's neck is looking pretty good for an old lady. I don't think there's much one can do surgically or cosmetically to their neck and throat area during the aging process, but hers looks pretty decent. She could probably deep throat Jesse's vanilla gorilla peen and it wouldn't look like a some scene from Trauma.
Sometimes good people fuck up.
She's Joan Rivers. She doesn't mince words, so maybe she knows him that well.
i agree…i feel bad for him…
Pathetic jew!
I don't know who the fuck this woman is, but she is on fucking crack if she is defending jesse james like that. A gentlemen do not cheat on his wife over and over again, sleeping with crack whores and have absolutely zero respect for his wife, lie to her face and no remorse for what he has done until the day he gets caught and forced to apologize to the public. Woman you need to STFU
And once again, you know everything right?
EV1 has an opinion.
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Coming from a dysfunctional family “` myself, I can relate. But I got help in my 20's and have done well for myself, in life. Men sometimes, take longer “` to deal with their “` shit “` b/c they are taught to suck it up“` and be “` the man. There's always 2 sides to everything, then there's “` the truth. Good luck to Jesse “` and to Sandra. Maybe “` ALL “` this needed to happen “ for Jesse to “` deal with ““ his CRAP!! No one ever said “` LIFE would be easy!!
Who knows !! It is possible that Joan often fantasizes about being sexually abused a Nazi Biker with a big vanilla gorilla uncircumsized cock !?!
I agree with Joan. I think he acted stupid but at least he admitted it and is trying to get some help even if his marriage is dead and gone. I feel for the guy, not has much as I feel for Sandy, she took a bad hit. Going up on stage and professing her love for the guy and then having this happen so soon after, it was more than embarrassing. Jesse is not the worse of the worse, he is human and we all make mistakes. Losing his wife and baby son is punishment enough.
Joan Rivers is a major bitch for standing up for the ol' nazi boy. If he was "such as sweet guy", he wouldn't have cheated on Sandra. Joan HITLER.
P.S. Joan Hitler had the nerve to diss Victoria Beckham (who actually has talent) on several occasions.
The old bag is looking for publicity.
Joan is a sdtraight shooter…and I agree he needed therapy..but that doesnt mean he can't be nice and gentleman when he decides too. many say shit about you on here, but im sure you can be sweet too. Its the ying and the yang in everyone.
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A cheater is a bad person. All the lies, and if you aren't willing to take your promises (vows) to your wife or husband seriously, then don't be cruel and make them at all. You know it will hurt them in the end. That makes you (him) bad.
As for Joan, I used to love her, but after seeing her in person, throw a fit and say every curse word known to man out of anger…. her words don't shock me at all, loser comes to mind.
Re: Midnight Empress – Actually, and this might sound strange, but the only thing I like about Victoria Beckham are her choice of footwear, and her big fucking bunions !!!
I think Jessie has been beaten up enough so stop with the Jessie bashing.
First time i agree with Joan River's Lol
It is so stupid why people hate Jesse that much
He didn't kill anybody Well ,…
Give him break
People make mistake and pay for that
Let him get up I think that Sandra will take him back
She know him much better than we are
God Bless them both
Joan Rivers needs to just shut the fuck up! We all know her tired old game of just saying whatever she thinks is the most shocking to people. Whatever is gonna stir the pot and get people talking about her. Go away you plastic idiot.
Joan - get a couple of tats & we'll move you up Jesse's list to being the next sex worker.
Where did Joan say Sandra shouldn't divorce him? She knows him and sympathizes with his pain. I can sympathize with someone's pain and still think he needs to be held accountable for his mistakes. I can think Sandra is doing the right thing and also sympathize with Jesse who is in pain and needs help. You are so simple Perez. Seriously. For someone so busy trying to shove your ideas on everyone, you sure lack perception and insight. Do you ever read? Grow up and grow a brain.
Damn, it may not be politically correct to say so, but I think Joan is the best looking 77-year old I've ever seen!
I've read that Melissa Rivers is good friends with Sandra Bullock.
I think Joan has had her face pulled way to tight and the oxygen isn't getting to her brain.
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Perez SHUT THE FUCK UP! The man said he was sorry. He took full responsibility for his actions. He didn't blame anyone else for his misbehavior, he owned up to the fact that he fucked up. Why in the hell do you take every opportunity to kick a man when he's down??? Shut the hell up and move on! There is nothing more sad that when you see someone apologize but people still rake them over the coals.
Joan Rivers is copying GaGa!!!!
Is sweet a euphemism for "douchebag" these days?
WHAT JOAN DOESNT REALIZE IS PEEPS ACT TOTALLY DIFFERENT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA THAN AT HOME. SHE SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW… SMFH.
Isn't it always those that seek tolerance that have so little of it to give?
Re: lalalala1234 – what the fuck. u srs?
Re: lalalala1234 – uh, FALSE. and someone shut this crazy old bitch up.
Re: Midnight Empress – your pretty fucked up for calling Joan Rivers "Joan Hitler" when she is and always has been clearly jewish.
Should we really be listening to a woman who's face has had more work done than the pyramids? And who's body has been worked on more times than Los Angeles after each earthquake.
For Joan Rivers to say something nice about anyone is Bizarro World.
Re: lalalala1234 – Aren't husbands people?
I don't think she should divorce him for cheating. I think she should divorce him cause he's an idiot. Hillary stayed with Bill a
Either she is saying this for publicity for herself or she was paid by Jesse the pig James.
She looks good in this picture!
Re: ShoeWhore – You are obviously intelligent, but what's wrong with you? Why the need to be constantly provocative?
Lots of people have horrid beginnings but they don't turn out to be serial skirt chasers.
just wondering… did ur dad cheated on ur mom ??? i mean you have this horrible horrible hate to cheaters… i don't know
And here I thought that only men had sympathy for Jesse. I find it hilarious that it says 'Joan Rivers A Piece of Work' in the background. Go get more 'work' done, you plastic troll you! x3
Joan always sees it and says it like it is, I truly don't trust what anyone else has to say. She looks great, can't wait to see the film, 'A Piece of Work'.
Yea Joan! Also Sandra Bullock has some issues too…she ain't perfect.
Yeah guys everyone that cheats on their wife is a horrible person. Alot of men cheat aren't their wives but yet they do great things for other people and the world. An they're are completely faithful men who do horrible things.
Re: lalalala1234 – Exactly what I was thinking. Perez is an idiot if he thinks that all his friends are gonna just give up on him. If my friends were in trouble, even if they caused it, I would still be there for them. Sure what Jesse did was wrong but this kinda stuff happens EVERY SINGLE DAY. Divorce is something that's so overlooked.. but when it happens to a celebrity it means Jesse is apparently the most hated man alive.. what about murderers out there? Jesse cheats on his wife of 5 years.. and I guess it's just the end of the world. People need to get over it.
He without sin..cast the first stone!!! Mario Mario Mario…do you remember in school in Miami? Do you remember that first "STONE" you cast??? Oh man you are so busted. Damn you should have taken care of a few not so much "friends"… Haven't you heard the breaking news in Miami about your crazy past. Man, at least you dont comapre with Tiger, Jesse, or any of the many more…. but geeze Mario…what the hell were you thinking. Christ is Lord
The abuse excuse…blah, blah, blah! He is a creepy, jerk, end of story! Lots of people suffer abuse and turn out to be wonderful people. It is all in the choices you make!
You can ACT like a gentleman, and you can say cheating makes you a bad husband and not a bad person, but what good person allows themselves to hurt someone so badly?
She knows him, you don't, now shut up. Why is he your new Carrie Prejean? ..and who will be the next? Perez, you are just a hater..
who the hell are you Perez to say Sandra Bullock is doing the right thing by divorcing him? That's her choice alone, not anyone else's. Maybe it could be the biggest mistake she will ever make. Its her choice and her business, let her do what's right for her!!
He is paying for his actions. People cheat, get over it. Vows are stupid. They are all based on religion. People have selfish needs. I definitely think that Jesse is NOT a bad person, maybe not the best husband…but everything works out the way it should. I just wish the best for Jesse.
Considering she is one of the bluntest people in the world, and she actually met him…I'll take her observation over news organizations clamoring to make a penny on a scandal no one will remember in a year. People are stupid sometimes, and perhaps he deserves idiot of the year - but life goes on.
OK, now that Perez has judged, when do we hang the guy?…. What? Putting someone to death is shameful? USA is the only major (and "civilized" country) that still hands to the death penalty?
Did Joan have her brains cosmetically altered during one of her MANY "surgeries"? Jesse may not be the devil incarnate but he's NO saint…
At least Joan Rivers actually knows the man. Judging others is a risky business especially when you really don't know them. I have no doubt that Sandra will forgive Jesse if he sincerely changes. She probably won't "marry" him again …but she will forgive him.
joan reads people very well. if she says he's a good guy, i believe it. besides, every survey shows that something like 80 percent of men (and a large percentage of women) "cheat" so why is he being singled out for abuse ?
oh please Perez…you can even get a homeless troll to bang you!!!
what you know about relationships??? mmmm thought so!!!
Men cheat.. that's what they do (yes i know not every single man cheat.. BUT PRETTY DAMN CLOSE)
as if Joan Rivers would ever know what a gentleman or well mannered person is. please.
the man was a complete moron. you don't go around cheating on a famous celebrity, who then publicly announces what an amazing person you are. what a douchebag. if I were Sandra I would have died from embarrassment. he's just low class trailer trash.
i think sociopaths are often thought to be sweet and charming BECAUSE THEY ARE SOCIOPATHS! His actions speak more about who he really is than some old bag thinking he is sweet for carrying around her old bag.
Please most people cheat, especially men with money. Don't kid yourselves, most people are human. Glad we all pretend to be so perfect, get real or you are all setting yourselves up to be disappointed or to be a failure. It's life.
Yeah, he will "…help you up the stairs"….so he can cop an "accidental" ass grab on the way up!
He carried her bag, so that's good enough for her? Aiming low, imo.
he unzipped his denim coveralls for her tooRe: VivianVance – do tell………..
Joan's guy-dar is off. She loves this guy (along with McGee and probably several others) but slags incredible billion dollar director, producer, writer, actor Mel Gibson because he had a few and blurted a comment someone somewhere instigated because of grief given his efforts on Passion of the Christ?
I'm sure she got to know him very well when they were on 'The Apprentice.' She’s a better judge of his character than you. Your holier-than-thou judgmental attitude is repulsive. For these celebrities you blog about, you're not worth time, but it would be great if one them dug into your past and publicized and mocked the many–I'm sure–dumb and disgusting mistakes you've made. There are many successful magazines that cover celebrity news without being hypocritical, condescending, and mean, why can't you? I don't know if this is a persona you've created to attract a certain juvenile demographic or if you are a genuine awful person. If it's the latter, you need religion or therapy. If it's the former, try experimenting with a more pleasant–or at the very least, objective–slant. I'd be willing to bet traffic to your site would increase significantly.
The happy pictures you post of yourself don't match the tone of the things written on this blog. I don't know how that blogger lives with himself (These celebrities you, seemingly, take pleasure in slamming incessantly are only human with children, parents, and feelings). If this is really the type of person you are, do the gay community a favor and stop using the site as forum to espouse your position on gay issues. At best, you have no affect on the Cause. At worst, you hurt it. You are smart enough to know this and, obviously, don't care. You are in a position to actually have an impact, but as long as you continue to be vicious, your platform will remain a giant missed opportunity and you'll never be taken seriously as a legitimate advocate, or even celebrity journalist.
Thanks Joan the being the first to give some support to a man who is down instead of kicking him when he's down
He's an adorable piece of shit.
Uhm…she said he should get therapy…nothing about Sandra not divorcing him. Odd that you are attacking her for saying something that she did not say.
Hey Perez!!! How the fuck do you know anything about relationships? Having one with our hand does not make you an expert on anything!!
Hey Perez!!! How the fuck do you know anything about relationships? Having one with your hand does not make you an expert on anything!!
Re: Di31 –
Exactly what I think !
Re: VivianVance – #47 So give it up girl! Unless you're just playing with the fruitcake to get that lax asshole of his all puckered up like a tight balloon knot with fear do tell. If this info is out there you owe it to us legion of fans/haters to link the info. If you're on to something this could be so much fun. A blog within a blog.
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And the Oscar for "Most Pathetic Victim" goes to… Jesse James! Tears provided by Crocodile Special Effects, wardrobe provided by Salvation Army. Stay tuned for his new endeavor…"She was stupid enough to take me back" opening everywhere Spring 2011 !
yeah yeah whatever, Jesse is a selfish pig any way you look at it. I have suffered abuse and i know that it makes you lose self- respect but that doesn't make you a fucking cheat and a nazi !!! Get over it.
I wonder if Sandra would have gotten the same sympathy if she was the cheater . Definately NOT, everyone would have just called her a whore but now because it's the guy , everyone feels sorry for him.
Let's not forget that it was Sandra that wanted Sunny too, he had nothing to do with his own child untill his wife forced him.
He's a deadbeat , end of story.
Re: lalalala1234 – a bad husband is a bad person.
Strange I noticed that Tiger Woods has less than half the comments Jesse gets. He shows remorse. He has feelings. Has Tiger any really besides thinking of his balls? Any ball? I wish Jesse all the best whatever he's done. I see someone who has hurt himself badly. Tiger don't give a damn he's only thinking about his image…….I wish Jesse and Sandra and their children all the best and lots of love. Together or not. Let's stop this now. Let them move on in peace for christ sake!!
I believed Jesse ,good luck Jesse
She knows him, you don't. Good people do bad things. He is paying for his mistakes and it isn't any of our business!
so Tiger can go back to golf and get applause and people just seem to forget….why? b/c he is the world's greatest golfer and Jesse is just some motorcycle making genius who is tattooed and could never have been good enough for Sandra? But Elin was just a little old babysitter when her and Tiger started out so all is forgiven? Too much of a double standard. I think Joan is right. Sometimes good people make the worst possible choices, and we can't have them over the barrel their entire lives. He made a mistake ( well quite a few, but Tiger made 3 times as many at least) we need to give him a chance to redeem himself. He obvs has remorse ( haven't seen much from Tiger) he just now needs to work on getting himself better. Low self esteem sounds about right. Yes he still should have knownright from wrong but sometimes we just need to get outside ourselves to feel normal. Ok, rant done.
Nothing like good old self-righteous indignation to make oneself feel noble, is there Pig Face. You're a toxic, judgmental blowhard with few redeeming virtues of your own.
Gee, probably the most mature thing you can say about a person who's made mistakes and she gets ragged on because of it. Just because a person makes a mistake (afterall, it's not like he came into your home and raped and killed your baby) doesn't mean they're a shit person overall.
Re: ingrid2010 – there was a reason sandra married him in the first place remember, and she has always said the same things joan has said about him. he fucked up big time, joan is not condoning his behaviour.
Dumb bitch..no wonder her husband KILLED HIMSELF!! She's a nut.
" he carried your bag, walked you up the stairs…" sounds like eddie haskell on leave it to beaver.
This granny is looking cool at 77!
I totally agree with Joan. Horrible things in people's lives can make them do horrible things in other parts of their lives. People need to start learning to forgive more or there will be no one there to forgive you when you deserve it. You can just see in Jesse's eyes that he's a little scared kid trying to act all tough. I've said it before but anyone who puts tattoos ALL over their bodies is someone who is truly unhappy with themselves or hurting inside.
leave the poor guy alone! Its not something that BRAD PITT, Tiger Woods, David B and maaaany others have not done. I am a female and NOT condoning it- however - big friggin news, His abusive parents said they werent abusive. Ya OK!!!!! Like theyre just gonna bend over and take it.
Claro- The guy screwed up- not one person in north america would disagree with that…… but the way he is being tortured is insane man. as the beatles would say, Let it be.
Joan needs to get laid BADLY if this is coming out of her "mouth." Or senile!
Joan wants that Ten Inches of meat between Jesse's legs…
Re: LisaRose – yeah whatever moron. Why don't you say the same for his many mistresses then huh ? Why is it just Jesse 'hurting' inside?
It's easy for you to say that he should be forgiven but he didn't hurt YOU , he didn't humiliate you so shut the fuck up.
“Jesse was a darling and a gentleman. He was the one who carried your bag, he was the one who helped you up the stairs. Sweet, nice … this whole thing is just insane.”
Ah okay Joan and he is also the one that cheated multiple times on his wife, Nice guy why don't you marry him!
i'd be pissed if i was sandra.
joan needs to learn to shut her mouth.
maybe get plastic surgery on her lips to be sewn shut b/c everything that comes out of this bitch's mouth is bullshit!
Re: Myzaree – agreed!
Re: DeadlyNightshade – did he humiliate you? you sure are acting like it.
I still think he's cute… a MORON… but cute
Perez..seriously get off your high horse.
She's aching to suck his cock.
Just how much socializing does Joan Rivers and Jesse James do that she knows him so well?
Re: kissmyassobama – Whoa! HARSH!!!