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Lindsanity Has To Call Her Probation Officer Every Night!

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Time to cut out the Lindsanity!

Lindsay Lohan reportedly arrived right on time for a meeting with her probation officer today, to discuss the protocol regarding her SCRAM bracelet and random drug testing!

Apparently, the wacktress will have to call the probation office every night so she'll know whether or not she must come in the following day to submit a drug test!

However, the two prescription drugs that she takes - adderall and ambien - have been approved and she will not be penalized for using them!

Who wants to bet that she's going to start fighting off the effects of ambien during the day so she can trip balls for funsies??

[Image via WENN.]

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50 comments to “Lindsanity Has To Call Her Probation Officer Every Night!”

  1. 1

    So is the little SKANK gonna claim this probation officer is becoming too friendly, BECAUSE she calls her everynight ? ! Never trust a druggie - esp. THIS one ! !

  2. 2

    It looks like she is developing a second chin…interesting. And, her cheeks look like they have been plumped - weird ! !

  3. 3

    Her face is so bloated. It'll be interesting to see if it's due to alcohol abuse. Does anyone know if adderal or ambien can cause this condition?

  4. 4

    Lay off Perez she's getting her life together. Do you realize YOU cause stress in these peoples lives? Try being a nice person for once. You're so judgmental it's disgusting.

  5. 5

    Just because she takes prescription medication for an unalterable medical condition doesn't make her a crack head. Sorry Be-ATCH!

  6. 6

    So she's been approved to take uppers and downers, and she is given a days notice to cleanse her urine before any drug tests, must be nice to be given celeb treatment.

  7. StayC says – reply to this


    why's her face so fat

  8. 8

    Adderall and Ambien are not good things to mix together. I'm prescribed Adderall Ambien would fuck me right up. Not good to mix uppers with downers.

  9. 9

    Prescription drugs are a big part of her problem. Come on.

  10. 10

    FFS Mario, when are you going to get it through your thick skull? Nobody cares about this has-been. Stop posting about her and give us some real, interesting news. And I don't mean your little paedo feelings for Justin Gayface Beiber.

  11. 11

    How the fuck is it RANDOM testing if they TELL her about it the night before? Must be nice…..

  12. 12

    she already looks like she has stopped doing drugs, she's looking a bit closer to hefty

  13. 13

    I can't believe Neil Fifer used to poke that!!!

  14. 14

    Re: Be-Atch – agreed!!!!

  15. 15

    Ambien if not taken and then went straight to sleep can have a high affect, you get fucked up on it. It's pretty strong, you become loopy, get the munchies and do the stupidest shit - like being in a magical world 10x stronger then the best part of being drunk.

    Adderrall is like the prescribed version of coke, energy, loss of appetite - great for staying anorexic!

    So I'm sure she's not going to suffer too much without alcohol and other drugs.

  16. 16

    HA. Adderall is basically a less potent version of speed, and when taken a few pills at a time it's definitely a similar high to snorting coke. Bitch will be fine. The system loves fucking itself in the asshole for "celebrities".

  17. 17

    "trip balls for funsies"???? What does that mean?

  18. 18

    Re: ShanaPiv – Well, wouldn't you take adderal in the am and ambien at bedtime?

  19. 19

    she's a bloody idiot, she is totally useless and needs to fuck off to the back of beyond and work her way back into society and have some self respect - no time for these pill popping wasters who ruin and exploit every opportunity they are given - and take her ridiculous parents with her!

  20. 20

    Adderall only gets you high for a day or to before you have to take more and more and more. Shes gonna end up taking so much her heart is gonna stop or she is gonna have a stroke.

  21. 21

    Re: Chicken Love – not if you're an addict

  22. 22

    It's good to see she hooked up with her plastic surgeon for a few face injections so she looks fresh. I wish she'd get it over with so we can move on to Miley …

  23. 23

    What is she taking these for anyway?!?!?

  24. 24

    "Just because she takes prescription medication for an unalterable medical condition doesn't make her a crack head. Sorry Be-ATCH!"

    Um, yeah. And I've got a nice bridge to sell you. Or some swampland.

    Ever notice how many of her ilk are on ADD meds? Do you really think they have ADD? Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan…and so many more. Paris tried to bring her drugs into the clink. She couldn't handle the withdrawal. (coming off speed IS a bitch; believe me, I know.)WHAT did she need to pay attention to in jail? WHAT does Lindsay need to pay attention to? Her WORK WORK WORK?

    Informed and honest doctors don't prescribe Adderall and Ambien to people like Lindsay. I'll bet Linds's docs have a client list that looks a lot like HER.

  25. 25

    Re: LolaBB
    Adderral is prescribed for Attention deficit disorder, but in all reality - there are so many natural remedies to help. Anyone can be diagnosed as "A.D.D". Plenty of celebrities love this prescription drug because it keeps them slim and gives them so much energy and focus.

    Ambien is prescribed for Insomnia, once again there is plenty of over counter natural remedies such as Melatonin. Plenty of celebrities love this drug too - it's easy to have prescribed and can be very addicting.

  26. 26

    Leave her alone guys ! Geezzz.. Hasnt everyone tried drugs or are doing drugs ?!?! shes trying to get her life back together, Give her a chance, shes only human, People fuck up all the time… Lay off her !!!!!

  27. 27

    Re: Lizzie111 – Leave her alone? How will she make money off of us if she doesn't get the publicity and criticism she gets?
    She wouldn't be able to get paid a shit load of money to explain herself in magazines and television.

  28. 28

    boy george returns

  29. 29

    Here's my problem with her being allowed to take adderall and submit to random testing. Adderall shows up on a drug test i cant remember which one it shows up on but it does doe if the drugs she does fall under that same catagory how the hell are they going to know the difference

  30. 30

    Wow. I barely remember to call my mom once a week and I adore her. That's gotta suck…..she's so screwed

  31. 31

    What kind of 20-something-year-old needs both ambien and adderall? It's not like she's in med school or anything that requires both energy and sleep.

    Fucking drug addict.

  32. 32

    First off, A.D.D. is a DISORDER, doctors have over-diagnosed it but not just "anyone" can be diagnosed with it. There is adult A.D.D. that can set in in your late 20's and beyond. And A.D.D. you are born with. The two are different from one another, Lindsay is only 24 and has been on adderall for years. Adderall does not cause bloating or weight gain, infact it does the opposite. It is a stimulant, and actually a clean amphetamine perscribed to treat A.D.D., and A.D.H.D., so you will generally lose weight and be rather slim since STIMULATES your body, brain and metabolism alike in order to help off-set the negative affects of ADD/ADHD.

    Ambien on the other hand is a downer, it helps to relax you and alleviate anxiety, it is not dangerous unless you overdose on it, and Ambien mixed with Adderall is bad unless you take adderall in the mornings, and the ambien at night. If you take ambien you're going to feel tired, sleepy, sluggish etc so people take it before bed. Since Adderall & other ADD/ADHD medications are stimulants you take them in the morning before you start your day, and once your body metabolises the medication within about 30 minutes to an hour, you are pretty much clear to take any other medication you're perscribed to. I've been perscribed to both at the same time, by different doctors. It's all in how the patient handles their perscriptions.

  33. 33

    Re: Valentina – Thank you for properly clarifying both Adderral and Ambien.

  34. 34

    I can see a difference in her face already. I can see a difference in her energy. But I don't see a difference in her attitude, she still wants to party and do drugs.

  35. 35

    Can't this stupid twat stay home for once? I'm tired of seeing pictures of her bloated, cracked out face. She's such an attention whore.

  36. 36

    I'm glad she is getting it together and wish her the best. But, the drugs she is taking is much stronger than alcohol. You can still get high! But kudos for her trying to get clean. Good luck Lindsey!

  37. 37

    Re: glamguy86 – She is a common drug abuser - all of HollyWeird knows it !

  38. 38

    Re: Koda69 – Thank you - an informed participant !

  39. 39

    I think the whole notion of The State having a right to know what you are injesting, drinking, snorting is completely ridiculous. What ever happened to freedom. The worst thing that this woman did was drive drunk. Yes..drunk driving is nasty and should not be done, but to think that society has a right to monitor your every move is disgusting. I'm sure that she regrets getting behind the wheel of a car when she was intoxicated…but really this method of dealing with people who enjoy their party favours is just too much interference.

  40. J.Mo says – reply to this


    What's with Lindsey wearing jeans every day all of a sudden? I don't recall her wearing them before she got back from Cannes, she was always in her leggings and/or short skirts…

  41. 41

    Really, amateur psychiatrists, you don't think Lindsay could possibly have ADHD? You all obviously don't realize that many of the criteria for ADHD center around impulsive behavior and being unable to follow through with what's expected of you. Sound familiar? Yes, drug abuse could be a large contributor to her problems. After all, ADHD is associated with substance abuse, mood disorders, and anxiety disorders (hence the Ambien). If only the medical field had your brilliant minds to help us figure out what to do to help these people…
    Oh, and "natural" remedies (like melatonin) are not regulated by the FDA, so good luck figuring out what's really in those little capsules you take. It could be literally anything.

  42. 42

    it would be interesting how she'll end up looking during this scram braclet thing. She already looks a little better then before.

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Ms. B Nice – She didn't show up for her hearing, so more controls were assigned to her. She could have finished her 13 Alcohol classes months ago and would have been done with it all.

  44. 44

    lol. i think she's drinking kombucha tea…which is fermented mushroom tea…WHICH has about .5 % alcohol in it. fyi :)

  45. 45

    stop covering her. she blows.

  46. 46

    I think it is interesting that in this picture of her - she is drinking kombucha tea…which contains traces of alcohol! Kombucha is a fermented tea, therefore it has naturally occuring alcohol in it. Wonder if her SCRAM will detect that?

  47. 47

    EVERY night! That would require responsibility. That's far too much for this pea brained has-been to handle.

  48. 48


  49. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: wikitikipop – Yeah, I can see her drinking the tea so that if the scram goes off, she can use this to try to cover her sneaking arse if she drinks. The judge won't be amused should this happen. If I were her I would cease and desist drinking tea with alcohol in it. She just asks for it, every time.

  50. 50

    poor duck faysh……poor little ducky