But now it's straight up cancelled!
Ticket holders were sent the following email on Friday:
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At first, we thought he was arrested for having offensive dude-boobs, but in fact, this guy is seriously dangerous.
The LAPD are looking for this man and his gross man-tittays after he shot his wife in the head. The police advise that he is armed, dangerous and appalling to look at nekkid.
If you see this man and you can stop vomiting from the sight of his chest, call the police so they can lock those things away!