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As if that would stop him!

Tiger Woods is likely getting a divorce from wife Elin Nordegren, but his legal team told him he won't be able to date until the split is completely finalized.

An insider reveals:

"Elin's building a character case [based on his serial philandering]. Elin's team is watching [Tiger's] every move. She wants more money than Michael Jordan's ex got."

And Jordan's ex-wife got $168 million! We think Elin can definitely get something similar considering all the material she has!

As for custody of the kids, the insider says, "They'll share it, but she wants permission to take them to Sweden whenever she wants."

Seems more than fair considering all she's been through!

Go for it, Elin!

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50 comments to “Tiger Not Allowed To Date!”



  1. 1

    If she gets half of his money she should donate half of that to build more schools for kids in AMERICA!!



  2. 2

    TIGER NEEDS TO HAND OVER ALL HIS MONEY TO ELIN, AND LET HIM BORROW SOME FROM HIS MISTRESS……LOL….I SWEAR….MAN ARE PENDEJOS …………….ALL IT TAKES IS A 5MINUTE HEAT….



  3. 3

    lol. serves him right. I hope she takes him for all he has



  4. 4

    It looks like he has a woody.. LOL



  5. 5

    I really would not call what Tiger does as "dating".



  6. 6

    i hope he loses everything



  7. 7

    OK, so he can still fuck, right ? Straight to fucking, no dinner or hanging around later. That wouldn't be dating.



  8. 8

    Im sorry, but she shouldnt get that much. Michael jordans wife married him before Nike and the Gatorade stuff. She married him before he was super duper huge and was married to him for a long time.

    Tiger was huge and had all that money way before Elin. So what if he cheated. Besides, he can make that back in like 2 months.



  9. 9

    OH he'll date, and he'll get caught. He can't help it.



  10. 10

    I think she should think about what is better for her kids instead of letting the pain talk. ok if she gets the money, but the kids have the right to have their father around, and it's her fault he is the father. lol! it's just unfair that they have to put the kids in the middle of their problems.



  11. 11

    Go Elin! He's had enough sex to last him awhile! No?



  12. 12

    I don't like Tiger Woods but he did earn his money. She doesn't need all those millions of dollars to live a good life. I think he should defintely support his children and she should get something but not everything or even half. Some of these women should have their own careers. My father always told me to get an education because if a man ever treated me badly I could get up and leave without needing his help. The same should go for every women.



  13. 13

    oh, it's just sad that their kids have to end up in the middle of this mess. it's ok if she wants the money, but the kids need their father - and it is her fault Tiger is their father, in the first place. lol.



  14. 14

    Re: ShoeWhore – Your description, " …so he can still fuck, right ? Straight to fucking, no dinner or hanging around later"… sounds like a homo date, the kind Mario goes on if he grovels enough?



  15. 15

    What a gold digger! And fuck all of you who said he should loose his money! WTF kinda shit is that?!??! He needs to pay in cash b/c he cheated? Thats ridiculous.



  16. 16

    Re: luvstotango – Recreational sex, as opposed to dating and praying to Allah / God that sex might follow … I think that's gay or straight, but come to think of it, I think gays have the 'recreational sex' thing down pat, as in, "I'll leave the door open, just walk in and hang a left, I'll be laying on the kitchen table …" type thing.



  17. 17

    What is that poking up in his shorts!!! I think he was sitting there next to his lovely wife wishing he was with one of his whores!!!!



  18. 18

    She ought to get a hell of a lot more than the sleaze bags who screwed him and then demanded $$$$$$ to *shut up*. He ought to be a man and fork it over. After all, he put her life at risk effing all the porn/hostess pigs who very likely have diseases. And then he can get back to acting like a dog in heat, winning tournaments, lying to the bitches, and hooking up with Nike for big bank.



  19. 19

    Fuck Elin



  20. 20

    theres nothing fair about her being able to take the kids whenever she wants. i dont agree at all with what he did…but doesnt she come from money? and its different then Jordan…cause wasnt his wife with him BEFORE he got all his cash? …she comes off as a gold diggin bitch imo. - i know its probably the pain/hurt/embarassement (sp?) but either way…shes comin off in the wrong light to me.



  21. 21

    KEEP DREAMING!!!
    ******lets be honest here, it doesn't matter how much she sues for or what he did to make her divorce him. because at the end of the day if she signed a pre-nup (which i bet he made her do) it is going to be extremely hard for her to get anything more than what was originally negotiated. most states dont care about cheating and they werent even married for ten years so her getting half isnt even an option…. on to the next one



  22. 22

    btw, the only reason micheal jordan's wife got that much is because they were married over 20yrs and they NEVER had a pre-nup! sry



  23. 23

    another golfer chaeting or is it another mistress of tiger? hubbie saw this on terezowens she named herself the perfect mistress wow



  24. 24

    i don't think just because of what he did she should be allow to take the children out of the country whenever she wants to…even then though he is an ass he is still a good father for all we know.



  25. 25

    Good!! That stupid ugly fuck Tiger deserves it.



  26. 26

    Tiger should loose over 100 million dollars that he worked for just because he stuck his dick in a few girls? Yeah sounds perfectly fair…. not really. She should get a lot of money but not THAT much. She needs to quit being selfish.

  27. litzi says – reply to this


    27

    Hope Elin leaves horn-dog Tiger a pauper…she's been publicly humiliated and deserves some "sweet revenge".



  28. 28

    Bitch needs 2 start working for a living instead of living of Tiger's money. She is just a glorified babysitter who maaried a guy with money and has no right 2 it.

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


    29

    Lol. I think the adultery Genie already left that bottle, multiple times, while they were supposed to be forsaking all others as legal husband and wife.



  30. 30

    Please let's remember when it comes to custody it has NOTHING to do with what is fair to the parent!!! What happened in the marriage is of no concern in custody….The only people who need to have fairness in custody are the CHILDREN. they have a right to love and be loved no matter which parent was a poor spouse.



  31. 31

    Good for you Elin, hit him where it hurts!



  32. 32

    He doesn't deserve shared custody, he's an unfit father who doesn't give a shit about his kids. At the end of the day all that time he spend fucking everything in sight , it was time stolen from his kids.
    She should get a shitloads of money given the fact that she has suffered a massive public humiliation



  33. 33

    Was it worth it Tiger?



  34. 34

    Get a life Elin..get a job. My God, he cheated on you. who cares. Give it up and move on. He cheated for a reason..obviously you were not doing something. Divorce him, get a life, move on, let him see his kids. She is just dragging it out so she can have her face in the media. Go back to work Elin, earn your money.



  35. 35

    Since you're such an astonishing legal expert, why aren't you setting up practice to fuck over the all philanderers who you drown with attention at every opportunity? You're an ignorant, self-righteous dickhead, Pig Face, who positively drools at the misfortunes visiting others' lives.

  36. slip says – reply to this


    36

    Why no mention of the Prenup Perez? 80mill was the magic number assuming everything went to plan for Elin. Now I am sure Tiger had more clauses and such in it that worked in his favor.

    What I find amusing is that non of these people are ever out for money. Its always about the kids. Seems to be 20-30 million free and clear is more than enough to take care of a couple kids and still have a very good lifestyle



  37. 37

    Re: jezebelle16 – Fucking dumb bitch how do you know that it was her fault ? And if Elin wasn't doing 'something right' he would have just one mistress not a whole army of them. If Slutiger wanted something he should have worked it out with his partner, he was no excuses. NONE.
    Shut your fucking mouth.



  38. 38

    Re: Jessiebr – yeah…we got that the first time you posted it..next Re: jadesadge – you my friend are AN IGNORANT ASSHOLE! a glorified babysitter? is that what all mothers are to you? she deserves everything she can get for having to put up with Tiger and all his shit, not to metion raising the kids while he was out screwing everything in sight!



  39. 39

    what?
    why isn't he able to date?
    that's kinda stupid.
    he should be able to do whatever the fuck he wants. he's not a dog. he's a human being.

    Re: Curious Yellow – LMAO!!



  40. 40

    @ Shandam: donate half - the woman has kids and she is going to need the money, it's not like she can do much. What was she a model back in the days!
    Anyways, she should get more than $168 million - it is called pain and suffering!



  41. 41

    Re: Izzyflowers – She used to be a nanny, if I remember correctly.

    More than 168 Million.. Kinda ridiculous :S



  42. 42

    whore whore whore, i dont get this law in US, elin has done a shit for this money, 150 mil. no she doesn't deserve that kinda money, swedish golddigger like paul anka's wife…… tiger might be sexholic BUT he's pro athlete and has worked to his money.
    give this whore 20mil. IM 100% sure elin knew that what kinda person tiger is, still married him and wait for a perfect moment and steal his money. simple shit. why everybody doesn't understand it? oh i forgot, because people are stupid in USA.
    and elin knew about texting to other girls before they got married ! so.. and im sure pretty girl like elin doesn't think tiger as a hot, he think him as a rich rich man living in usa where she got a visa. smart movie elin but you're a whore.



  43. 43

    "Not allowed to fuck" doesn't = "Not allowed to date"



  44. 44

    It’s totally a money matter…and she wants bigger share!



  45. 45

    Legally I believe she should only get what her pre-nup says she should get. Morally, she should get it all. If Tiger was any kind of man, he should just give her what she wants and make it all go away as quickly as possible.



  46. 46

    Beware Tiger!!! You are being watch very closely. You either pay or get ready!!!
    The fact is that no responsible Court on this land will overlook Tiger Woods serious emotional and character issues, before granting parental custody on this case. Tiger had 121+ adulterous affairs during his marriage. He showed careless disregard for the health and wellbeing of his wife and children by having unprotected sex with multiple partners of dubious morality, potentially exposing them to STD. It has been reported that Tiger disclosed to his mistresses info about his marriage and family.Tiger has shown low frustration tolerance and poor anger control with frequent anger outburst and use of profanities in public. Tiger also has a recent history of addiction to pain and sleeping medication and gambling issues. We don’t know if he has used illegal drugs also and most possible he did. There could also be other info about Tiger’s marriage and family life that his wife knows that could be used by her attorney in a contested divorce.



  47. 47

    you go girl! I hope she wrings him for everything he's got!!

  48. @v@ says – reply to this


    48

    Re: Carmenlight – Yeah, he needs to trot off and play golf until he actually grows up and leave the child rearing to Elin. He's monumentally and demonstrably irresponsible on so many levels that monitored visiting with the kids could even be considered. To consciously risk the life of the mother of your children because you're too self obsessed to wear a condom while racking up 121+ women is unconscionable.



  49. 49

    Re: wwefan01 – I with wwefan01 Micheal Jordan's wife was with him before he made ALL THAT money. Tiger's wife knew exactly what she was doing and getting herself into. In fact, Elin already knew about Tiger's reputation BUT Tiger had no idea about how many other golfers Elin had screwed before she hooked up with Tiger.
    Lighten up Perez…. at least until you know ALL the facts.



  50. 50

    ha, thats a laugh…..that sucka will b swingin his putter every chance he gets…