Introducing…. Goss 'n' Sass!!!
Happy Memorial Day Weekend!!!!!!!!!
We are hustling over here and determined to work, work, work, and do more, more, more!
So, turn up your speakers and listen intently as you WATCH this week's most blogworthy headlines, featuring the Gossip Gangstar and our friend, Adrianna Costa!
That's right, Perez TV is happy to introduce our new weekly web series, #gossNsass!
This week we focus on Lindsay Lohan, Sex & The City and Jesse James.
And, we want to hear from YOU! Tell us what you think about our new show. We want your feedback! Just tweet us with the #gossNsass tag and we will see all your comments!
We'll even answer some of your questions in next week's show!
For now, enjoy the debut episode of #gossNsass.
MileyBird Confirms She's Not Done With Her Nest!
Spencer & Heidi "Separate"? Or Just Their Latest Publicity Stunt?
And of course you have to whore out your puppet monkey's song….why am I surprised?
oh god perez … why do you do this to yourself? remember your other cheesy cartoony mini series that flopped? i don't even remember the name .. that is how bad it was. no one found it funny.
ps: remember sliimy? travis garland will go down the same route. xD
Thank you but NO!
Mario I feel so sorry for you. Please, why do you continue to embarass yourself on a daily basis? Pathetic much?
WOW what a big head you have.
#pigshit
Please find and post snaps of Jesse James' vanilla gorilla cock. Thanks.
Really???? Date requests???? Don't hold your breath unless of course your looking to be a sugar Daddy….. There are plenty of little queens that don't want to work……
gossnsass - the worst title for a lisping pansy like yourself. Make sure you keep cleaning off the camera. Oh and btw, you suck at everything.
not that i care but you still don have a story on heidi and spencer? too busy taking one up the butt to get timely news? i twill probably be in the enquirer before you get this scoop perez
More like assnsass
Good God Mario. I can't believe you have the nerve to diss other people when they don't look quite put together. Do you think you could have worn something other than your PJs? Your hair is greasy, your face needs to be washed and moisturized (don't forget the Proactiv), in the least brush your teeth. GothnSath. You need to find another title stat.
Why does your head look deformed? Coke bloat, or Travis Gherkin mustered up enough courage to hit you in the face with a sock full of quarters?
i'm a fan of the concept. not the name. i automatically thought you were doing a video segment on the gosslins
Re-hashing old celebrity stories? That's your "new" project?
Isn't that exactly what you already do on this site?
The Lindsay story is easy and stale .. and, for that matter, so is anything about Jesse James.
Sorry Coco. This won't fly very far at all.
Newsflash. You are a very unattractive looking and sounding person. Also you have very little in the way of talent other than hounding people who actually have talent. In other words, this will FAIL. Not epically, boringly with no one caring.
pretty fucking terrible
i don't understand the point of this
rehashed analysis of stories from weeks past?
oh right, i forget, you haven't got a creative bone in your body
It's funny this Perez guy tries SOOOO hard to make it in Hollywood. At first he tried acting/singing/dancing. Failed at all of that. Then he made a blog. Got a little fame out of it and then tried using his fame to obtain jobs. He failed at that. Now he was reduced to making "Guest appearances on crappy shows"..Now that people realized the majority of the public hates him they don't want him on. So now he tries using his blog to promote talentless people and side projects hes trying to "work with" and every single one of them or his mini series, Sliimy, This Garland twat have ALL failed. Face it Perez, You don't belong in Hollywood. You have no talent. So you don't deserve to be famous.
You do realize that THE ONLY reason you are ANYBODY to ANYONE is because of your blog right? The sad part is, the very thing that made you successful- which we all know full well you don't even do anymore (even the simplest shit like doodling and writing on the pictures)- has seemed to take a back seat to pretty much every other way you have tried to make yourself relevant, a clothing line, books, radio shows, cartoon series, a record label, concerts, a fashion site, your stupid shit with La Coacha, and now this. EVERYTHING ELSE YOU'VE DONE BESIDES YOUR BLOG FAILS. Not even a little bit, usually miserably, because NO ONE CARES. You are not attractive, talented, and you certainty don't have a good personality- so why do you insist on trying so hard to make yourself into something YOU'LL NEVER BE. You have MILLIONS of readers, your site gets MILLIONS of hits, maybe if you would focus on the people who made you ANYONE to begin with and keeping us happy and working on your site- people wouldn't get so fucking annoyed with you or might even support your stupid side endeavors a little more. Your readers OBVIOUSLY don't matter to you but you want us to buy into all these other things you do? Ha.
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HERMAN MUNSTER!
This is just horrible…and your voice is really annoying…I used to love this site but now it's old news copied from other sites. This gas n' ass website is just as dumb as sliiiimy, travis and that other cartoon crap……what are you thinking sometimes??
Hi Perez! I'm a huge fan and find all these haters silly because for people who "can't stand you" I wonder what they're doing on your site?? Anyway, thats neither here nor there. I like the idea of Goss 'n' Sass but my one comment would be to get rid of the background music… its distracting and I think you could do without it. Good Luck!
God No.
I refuse to watch anything with your horse face in it. Your voice is totally intolerable as well. You do NOT belong in fron of a camera.
I would rather watch & listen to a box full of puppies being thrown off an office tower.
Wake the fuck up dude and read your comments. 90% of us are all hear because we hate you. I like to see you fail. Like everything you touch. Epic FAIL is sure to follow.
Oh ya… brush your teeth… you got Sperm breath!
Re: GONZAJOE – Herman Munsters uglier, mentally retarded brother whose appearance & behaviour is so frightening that even the Munster family keep him locked in Grandpa's cellar when other ghouls visit…
Re: Christinaaa_x –
couldn't of said it better my self….. unless I added something about shutting the F up about Gaga!!! lol well done
Oh and Funny how every comment is negative….. where are you Perez from 3 years ago??? I miss you lots!
The scent of fail is strong on this one.
Stop with the music in the background and please stop yelling or talking loudly Perez.
Thanks,
You should try to get some celebrities on this show. That would make it more interesting, as long as it isn't Travis Garland. We're kind of all tired of him already.
Stick to posting stories, I don't have any interest in watching you, reading about you or looking at you.
Seriously…sell the blog and retire. Quit while you're ahead.
Re: PoohBear! – thanks for that solid critique intern…
Bad face, Horrible annoying voice, Horrible annoying personality. You do not belong on TV or video of any kind. Stick to being a keyboard samurai.
Stop shouting into the microphone you idiot. I couldn't even make it to the end. Just awful. You can't be in front of the camera. You are too annoying and not pleasant to look at…
This is a good idea.
Makes it more interactive and we finally get to hear Perez's opinion, not the ghost writers.
Perez, the only way people want to interact with you is when it comes to blogging, we don't want to see you or hear you.
Re: PoohBear! –
I"m with you poohbear!!!! I came here to the comments to write a nice note and got caught up a moment reading some of the most un-educated, mean, not-necessary comments ever! NOT NEEDED PEOPLE!!!!! You hate Perez soo much, but you promote him with every VIEW, and every HATE MSG you write.
Perez— I am not fond of the name…. It might stick in awhile, sometimes something grows on us, but maybe it shouldn't be that way…its a little forced to have to 'accept it' atm.
The background music is distracting as POOH said- but I'd dig hearing you promote at the Beginning and End of your program.
Your co-host…. meh.. not soo much. I know you are outspoken and eccentric, and you need someone beside you who isn't the same because that would be just too much— but she was NOT the kind of person I enjoy watching… I felt like she was soo forced sitting there and didn't know what to say and was just going along with what you said- maybe in time she could improve.. but I"m not sure I'd give it enough time.
People are right that it is just a re-cap of things.. but I think making it fun, maybe do some give-a-ways…. invite some readers to join in via webcam or something to comment— interview them and throw them on… give others a chance to shine a moment.
Love Your site. DO NOT like most of its followers- but ya gotta take the good with the bad!
Msg me
Ok. I'm not crazy about it, but I will stick with it and see how you develop it. Get some better sound equipment. Keep the pace fast and try to come up with something breaking. My question: What was up with Sharon Osborn on the finale of CA? Where was she? Was there a fight between her and Trump?
Dude do not name this shit goss and sass its too much like gas and ass your just asking for no one to watch.
I like this concept with…but the girl is BEYOND ANNOYING…please get rid of her. I had to put her on mute, but listened to u. Maybe cohost with another gay guy. That would be fun.
Hey Perez, you left the 'R' out of goss.
Dross N crass
Shove it up yer ass.
Re: MissRachael26 – You seem to be missing the point that the only reason ANYONE even knows who Perez is, is because of his blog- He can't even take the time to post his own posts or doodle on his pictures anymore but he can do all this other shit, and now a web show? Maybe if he remembered what and WHO made him anything in the first place and embraced his blog for the popularity it gave him, the money it made him, AND the celebrities it allowed him to meet he otherwise wouldn't have had a chance being around- people wouldn't be so mean and judgmental against him. People give his site views and give him hits because we've came to the site for years for gossip and although he's stopped doing all of his blogging by himself and even drawing on the pictures himself, we still support him by coming here- why don't we have the right to voice our opinions like everyone else because we don't like him personally, again, it's not like he's the one doing half the shit on this site anymore- how you could support him or like him is beyond me, but the truth is his site gained the popularity it did because most people hated him and the comments he made about people to begin with..
Ditch the music in the background; it sounds awful.
Unrelated, please spell check your blog posts.
Perezis 'n' Ass.
It felt very awkward. The chemistry was off. Ditch the music, clean yourself up a little and don't sit so close to the camera. Get a more cheerful background.
here is a question what ever happened to jerseylisious? And whats your take on whats going on the real housewives of new jersey, is danielle telling the truth ever. What does bethany frankels baby look like. Did kendra lose the baby weight, and is chelsey handler dating anyone yet? how much does harvey pay to have crew get hit by cars time after time, and thedy act like no big deal. Or how that guy who is old and has all those dui's but did classes and then tried to rob bank but got off, get away with that crap? Why does everyone say clash of titians suck, and is jakes new movie actually good. ok more than a question, but whatever.
why are you dressed like a 12 year old girl at a pajama party?
the color yellow looks like total crap on you. it's not flattering at all.
and PLEASE STOP SCREAMING WHEN YOU TALK ! ! ! !
For someone who goes ape shit and accuses every performer of copying your beloved GagGag, you have no issues being a copy cat yourself.
Tsk Tsk, hypocrite
Perez you R Awesome, but looked a little nervous. Costa you did great!
Mario are you trying to be like T Tequila? If you are going to broadcast yourself at least wash your hair, wear something decent (I don't know how you criticize people about how they dress), you might be losing weight, but your head is still big (Like the HeeHaw Donkey except uglier) your voice is annoying and you are always yelling, this could take all day - Oh epic fail on your part with having this as a regular broadcast.
the background music makes my ears bleed.
damn perez, cant u get it through your fat head that NO ONE WANTS TO DATE U!!! begging for dates simply makes u look as deserate as we all know u are. by the way, no one wants to hear your horrible nelly voice. that is why u are better behind a keyboard than in front of a camera.
Re: Christinaaa_x – very well said.
what is memorial day? Why is it happy? I find it sad.
Re: PoohBear! – at this point many of the people come to this website to read the comments page as they are funner than the actual website. its fun to thrash on perez because he is so pathetic, and ugly both inside and out. hes a contradiction of himself because he wants to thrash on celebrites but at the same time he wants to be a celebrity and be friends with celebrities. plus he has alienated many of his "fans". so my question to u is, how can u still be a true fan of his at this point in his "carrear"?
paid actor much
I can't believe anyone who took themselves seriously would have any association with you besides living on the same planet. She must suck cock too.
OH FUCK… HOW NOT ORIGINAL DOUCHE BAG. NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER GOSSIP SHOW THAT'S BEEN ON THE AIR FOR THE LAST 30YRS. PEREZ, SUCH A TERRIBLE AWKWARD HOST. THE CHIC IS OK… EASY ON THE EYES. #EPIC FAIL.
Talk about a losing proposition…this will go the way of the DoDo bird and fail….your late topics and discussions….your phony surprise as to details and actions….to much to bear….then the worst is your voice, when will you grow a pair and sound like a man and get out of puberty???? Oh wait….you can't your a lost cause……give up for the sake of mankind
Re: PoohBear! –
Some come to see how low he can continue to go and embaress himself…..question answered….what a tool….so then we are to believe that you think he is talented???????? You poor demented child
Re: MissRachael26 –
See note to Pooh bear…same applies to you…..let's see your probably 14, use proactive 3 times a day, havn't even had a period yet, and just drool over this Bieber creep…so take 10 oxycotin every 3 hours and call me in the morning
Perez looks sickly. I did not find either Adrianna or Perez particularly funny or entertaining, the video was boring, most of us that follow this site have already read this gossip. Find something genuinely new to talk about and people might watch it otherwise I will pass.
Re: the Period – well said
The comments pages are way funnier 
ok, so you are talking about 3 of your 5 usual every day fucking topics
ANOTHER BIG FAIL. First, please comb your hair and take a bath before presenting your greasy face on camera. Second, another gossip site has been doing this for a while now on a DAILY basis, and it's live, so don't think anything that you mysteriously come up with is original. You must think your readers are naive, and perhaps some of them are. And finally, fatty, stop begging for dates and publicity. It's not attractive, but then again, neither are you. Put on some decent clothes and clean yourself up. That chick looks totally uncomfortable.
pretzel, I love you, you know I do, but your energy is too scattered to deliver the news live, I mean this in only the kindest way
ditto on what christinnaaaa XXX said
Oh Perez, Perez… just another fail….
Someone tell the Interns that it's really obvious if they all write the "positive" comments one after the other.
Ugh! That was hard to watch! Perez, you are not watchable! That voice!!! Maybe if you wore different clothes, washed your hair and wore a little makeup for the camera. One more thing, I have to agree with the background music…..awful! Not only is the music unnecessary, but you use a song that the public hated.
I think you meant Gross and Gash. Pig Face, really, you come across as such a douche on video. Leave on-air talent to someone who actually has some. Pull the stings in the background if you must, but don't alienate viewers unnecessarily…that's the best thing you can do for the mediocre talents you're trying to push.
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Oh man, Pervez! That was one of the most pathetically terrible videos I've ever seen! Ranks right down there with the so-called "audition" video Speidi put out earlier this week for Heidi.
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Listen here, twinky-boy. You are not nor ever will be a credible, relevant, of important source of Hollywood gossip. You're merely just some pathetic, fame-whoring, celeb-wannbe blogger who did moderately ok in that, to the extent you fit in with the whole "reality" show mentality.
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In other words, like those "reality" show "stars" you're just another talentless, country-ghetto, self-promoting moron who can't even compose literate blog material.
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FACE IT, PANSY HILTTON. YOU'RE THE JON GOSSLIN OF GOSSIP BLOGS.
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Epic fail again, Mario. Epic fail.
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You seem to have an unlimited capacity for self-humiliation. You apparently can't get enough of making an utter ass of yourself. Masochistoc much?
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Dude, I had to stop when you got to wondering if you had confidence in Lohan being able to….and that was it. I stopped the pathetic video right at that point.
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Like, who cares if you do or don't have confidence in Lindsay Lohan? Hell, twinky, WE…don't have confidence in YOU! You've demonstrated time and time again that you're a total gizmoid without any sense of intelligence, class, fashion knowledge, talent…without anything other than this stupid blog that would make you of any interest.
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Mario, you are the JON GOSSLIN of gossip blogs. Just another talentless, fame-whoring, celeb-wannabe fool who thinks they're important.
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One last thing, Mario.
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You're so deluded in thinking you're all that and a dozen bags of chips you can't see that everyone is laughing AT you. Not WITH you.
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Get over yourself, kid. Stick to keeping a low profile, keep your own physical self away from cameras, and just stick to being the infamous, somewhat successful, but oh-so "realty" show retarded lame-assed blogger you once were.
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Being the Jon Gosslin of gossip blogs you aactually are, kid, makes you as relevant, talented and important as Gosslin himself.
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Get your desperate, fame-whoring, celeb-wannabe out of your stink muscle and get with real reality.
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Epic fail again, Mario. Epic fail…..again.
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You seem to have an unlimited capacity for self-humiliation. You apparently can't get enough of making an utter ass of yourself. Masochistoc much?
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Dude, I had to stop when you got to wondering if you had confidence in Lohan being able to….and that was it. I stopped the pathetic video right at that point.
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Like, who cares if you do or don't have confidence in Lindsay Lohan? Hell, twinky, WE…don't have confidence in YOU! You've demonstrated time and time again that you're a total gizmoid without any sense of intelligence, class, fashion knowledge, talent…without anything other than this stupid blog that would make you of any interest.
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Mario, you are the JON GOSSLIN of gossip blogs. Just another talentless, fame-whoring, celeb-wannabe fool who thinks they're important.
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soooo not impressed…i'd rather turn on youtube….
methinks you should spend a little more time & effort into getting your comment-approval and postings up to speed….no self-respecting website should have 1-2 hour lag time between comment submitting and subsequent postings.
FUCKEN PEOPLE. WHY DO YOU COME ON HIS WEBSITE TO TALK SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT HIM. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. YALL SIGNED UP JUST TO TALK SHIT,GET OUT OF HERE. I COME TO HIS SITE CAUSE I LIKE IT NOT TO BASH ON THE GUY. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU FUCKEN RACISTS BIGOTS TRAILER TRASH LOOSERS AND STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MARIO. PEREZ PLEASE DELETE SOME OF THESE WICKED PEOPLES ACCOUNTS HERE.
Geezus could you maybe hit a tanning bed once in a while? You don't look well.
Haha… I think its funny people think I'm an intern?! Haha… I'm not an intern… I'm an attorney actually… who has never met Perez… ! And to answer someone's post… I'm a fan because I like reading his site. Period. I don't feel like I've been alienated by Perez. Why would I? I don't know him… I just like reading his site. You people take very personally things that have no connection to you. Its all in good fun.
1st. STOP dying your hair. It will eventually fall.
2st. Start eating healthy. You look so sick, Perez.
3d. Stop the Lohan insanity, or at least give her part of your profits. :p You've earned all your money on Brit and Lolhan.
xxx
Re: Lincoln1 –
Thanks for the shout out— I"ll fix your so called "assumptions" for you!
I'm 27. I have a family. I have full time careers both inside and outside my home that are both very successful. I used proactive in my younger days and can honestly say it did nothing, nada, and would not promote it. I didn't have a severe acne problem and cannot imagine it working for people that do like the infomercials claim. I have had a period or two in my 27 years. I cannot stand Justin Bieber nor most of the new 'artists' out there today.
I had to take oxycontin after a major surgery and I"m not a fan of it so I think I'll pass.
I would also like to make note that I DO NOT, nor HAVE I in the past, worked for PEREZ or this site and haven't been offered any positions to accept or turn down. But I'd be honoured, so thank you for suggesting I work for him!
Thanks for the attention folks
Gave me something to do on my lazy rainy saturday afternoon in ALBERTA CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….
peace.
hELLo mY Little Perezie Cubanito Coconut ^_*
Your looking good my Cuban Brother (from a soulful Puerto Rican Comadre- over here). You have lost some major weight, and there is something really refreshing about you now. I like the Live Cast thingy, its so much better when you see people live - like Real TIME.
S.O.S. PLEASE! Find out some scoop on: Jonathan Rhys Meyers - After watching "The Tudors,"for so long I have an enternal crush on Jonathan, I would love to go to England and have lunch with him - even in my dreams - he seems like such a interesting person. Peace out Cubanito! Lillyoside! ^__*
Hey Cubanito,
Happy Memorial Day! Have some Lechon' con arroz y friojes negros on me.
^__* LillyOside
Re: MissRachael26 – Upon writing a couple of paragraphs, it becomes obvious that you couldn't be affiliated with this website in any capacity, as Pumpkinhead and staff are incapable of writing coherent sentences with proper spelling & 1/2 decent grammar. If it's raining, then it's quit snowing, eh? regards J
There seems to be a new trend with hosts of gossip shows and websites taking a minute to give their insight. I like it! I don't believe you so called "haters", I mean you are….. reading his posts,watching his videos, commenting on his posts, supporting his website, making him more money……..juuuuuust sayin'
Pathetic! Just the one word describes it all! Attention whore!
Well it certainly looks like the majority here are not a fan of this idea Perez. I dont get all the poster to poster bashing, seems silly. But at this point, I do have to agree with alot of the Perez bashing - he has put himself in front of the camera, that changes things. It is ironic to see you pick the real celebrities apart for every little thread wrong on their outfits, and then you do not even try to hold yourself to the same standard. Personally, I have become very offended at your endless nattering about Christina Aguilera - seemed you loved her when she brought you up on stage. It has become so tiresome, I have greatly reduced my time on this site. Used to love it.
What happened to Perez? he looks skinny as Blake/Wino and drugged out as lilo. We need some paps to keep an eye on things
WHEN WIL YOU REALIZE YOU ARE HARD TO LOOK AT?
Re: adamdallas –
Oh really. Well i'm not a little queen, and i have a job, AND i would ask Perez on a date. I think he's cute, and i bet he would make a fun bf regardless whether he was famous or not.