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Photoshop Awardz: Countess LuAnn's Money Can't Buy You Class Music Video!!

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This is absolutely BEYOND our wildest dreams!

Check out the STUNNING new music video for Countess LuAnn's Money Can't But You Class!!

It can't buy you class, but it can certainly buy you photoshop mastery!!

We're still debating whether or not that's actually the Real Housewife or if girlfriend borrowed James Cameron's special fx wizards to animate this shiz!

No soft focus lens can accomplish that alone! LOLz!

Thoughts???

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96 comments to “Photoshop Awardz: Countess LuAnn's Money Can't Buy You Class Music Video!!”



  1. 1

    That doesn't even look like her at all! It looks like someone thats 25 years old! And that song it TERRIBLE!!!



  2. 2

    omg- i thought that was danielle staub from housewives of NJ- that is NOT luanne- MAJJORRRR photoshopping. not to mention- what's with the talking? that's not a song..the only singing she does is autotuned the crap out of…if i were her or her children, i'd be MORTIFIED



  3. 3

    I thought Countess LuAnn looked fantastic. She has been looking really young d lately. Botox or Plastic surg? Either way, it is awesome and she deserves to ENJOY life now. I like the song too.



  4. 4

    Well her record company has blocked the video so no one can see it anymore…if they were smart they would have left it to get more publicity…



  5. 5

    SHUT YOUR MOTHAFUC*IN MOUTH! she is SOOOOO deluted!



  6. 6

    Totally agree that she looks like Danielle from NJ.



  7. 7

    Am I the only one with a computer that won't play the video?



  8. 8

    She looks great and good for her! But holy shit this song is a piece of crap. If deplorable had a sound, it would sound something like this. When she sings, it sounds like she's running on a treadmill. Why does this lady sound like she's out of breath? And this song is autotuned all to shit. DOA! DOA! DOA!



  9. 9

    Since when is a fraud, pretentious former hack model turned golddigger thinking she is entitled classy? How laughable.



  10. 10

    bhahahahaha!!!!
    Photoshopped to hell!!! I thought the camera added 10 lbs not took 50 lbs off!!! Her talking suppost to be singing still sounds like a man!
    This Gossipy and UBER Controlling old hag Sh/Im is a man! She is just plain nasty and needs to crawl back under what ever crossdressing countess rock she/he came from!



  11. 11

    it's amazing that this video/song was even made. what a waste of time and money. this is NOT REAL LIFE.



  12. 12

    Wow, to think - this makes "Tardy for the Party" look like a Grammy winner! I agree w/ the other commenters on the fact that she looks like Danielle from NJ. This woman is the most pretentious, boorish and ridiculous person I've ever seen on TV! Think about that too - there are TONS of idiots on TV… just wow.



  13. 13

    money may not be able to buy you class but it can buy you autotune!



  14. 14

    Luann thinks she is so great, she actually believes she can sing when the producers decided to exploit her. This is beyond horrible. She is making such an ass of herself. She is giving her enemies ammo and something to keep everyone else laughing at her. She wasn't quite as ridiculous when she was married to the count.

  15. Nikk says – reply to this


    15

    Whoa. This was horrid.



  16. 16

    three minutes of my life i will never get back. she's truly awful and classLESS



  17. 17

    It's that even a woman?? I think not! I mean, no woman "sings" like that. But prop's for the photoshop, I mean, that must have taken A LOT of work! Holy shiz, that looks like my grandmother stuck in a vacuume cleaner!



  18. 18

    The video is still up on People's website. As for LuAnn…she is really a very beautiful woman but that voice of hers is unfortunate. That's the last of her assets she should be trying to display to the public. Horrid song but an even worse delivery.



  19. 19

    I dunno what's classier. A 40-something woman wearing extensions or a 40-something woman wearing an ill-fitting bustier threatening nip exposure while telling other people they need to get some class. LOL! Money CAN buy you a decent outfit.



  20. 20

    Money can buy you time in a studio, but it could never ever in a million year make this song sound good.



  21. 21

    Photoshop in a video? Listen to yourself.



  22. 22

    How embrassing for her kids,I bet that Filipiono maid of hers is rolling hers eyes back over this venture.I quess thats what happens when your old man dumps you for a much younger chicka.Shes got desperate for cash written all over her.Countess my ass.



  23. 23

    lol still think this is 100 X better than 'tardy for the party' - that shit was distastrous. this song on the other hand is awesomely bad



  24. 24

    OH… MY… FUCKING… GOD! Money can't buy you a voice. I know this woman or her people are reading these comments. Her laughable auto tuned voice was waaaaay overdone. This woman obviously has a huge head if she thinks for a second that was good. It was BEYOND bad. Worse than Heidi Montag and that woman from RHWofAtlanta. STOP TALKING INTO AN AUTO TUNER (because it sure wasn't singing) and go back to doing what you do best — looking like an old, washed up wrinkled hag filled with Botox and Restylane trying desperately to hold onto your youth that has long died away.



  25. 25

    I thought the song was a joke but now I see she's serious! LOL!



  26. 26

    I'm sorry but AAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA… It's like Kim from Atlanta. How do these women think they can sing.



  27. 27

    Amazing what autotune can do, her producer Chris Young just re arranged lines from her book and autotuned it to a track, he probably convinced her she could sing at some party with that beautiful husky voice. Oh wait he did :) sugar pie he's lying, you cant sing, and money cant buy you class, or respect. PS everyone is laughing at you.



  28. 28

    that might be the worst shit I have ever heard in my life. Well, except for Lady Ga Ga's music…



  29. 29

    why does she remind me of rupaul? new gay anthem maybe?



  30. 30

    I think we've got this is all wrong, this must be her audition tape for RuPauls Drag Race Season 3.



  31. 31

    she looks like heidi montag as a brunette. although quite a bit better than ms montag



  32. 32

    Well I made it to 30 seconds……….ick. I thought that singing was supposed to involve…well…singing? Not autotuned talking of some sort? Between autotune and photoshop, I'm wondering what from this video is actually real.



  33. 33

    LOLZ kinda catchy



  34. 34

    Her voice doesn't go with her appearance on the video and her singing is horrible. I prefer Don't Be Tardy For The Party by Fake Haired Kim than this.



  35. 35

    if you stick swarovski crystals on a rude and despicable, middle aged, photoshopped, gossipping hag…all you get is a SHINY and SPARKLY rude and despicable, middle aged, photoshopped, gossipping hag. money can't buy you class, but it CAN buy voice lessons..try that for an investment instead of autotuning the crap out of yourself. gross.



  36. 36

    i want 3 minutes and 13 seconds of my life back.



  37. 37

    this is beyond horrible. she sounds like a man. who told her she can sing? what a waste of time and money. she is disgusting. and she looks like an alien in the video. terrible.



  38. 38

    OMFG i just laughed for 3:13 straight. are you kidding me?? she has a voice of a man, looks like she can barely move, and she's teaching girls about class? PULEEEEESE…song is horrific. hahahahahahahahaha



  39. 39

    She makes Heidi Montag look like a superstar. I even like Tardy for the Party 100 times better then this piece of garbage. Thats saying a lot.



  40. 40

    Tranny pig. That's all…



  41. 41

    this is beyond bad….at least Don't Be Tardy for the Party was somewhat catchy…who wants to hear someone talk through a song…nice try Countess…don't quit your day job..whatever that is

  42. løri says – reply to this


    42

    she be all plastic n' stuff…seriously franken-lulu.



  43. 43

    All I have to say is LISTEN TO JEAN-LUC KING BROWN MYSPACE!!!!!



  44. 44

    Terrible song and she cannot sing.

    LuAnn CANNOT HIT THE NOTES TO SAVE HERSELF. LOL

    Without the gadgetry to make her voice sound ok this song would have been thrown in a rubbish bin. She would never make American Idol with that crap.

    Anyway its the experience of it all she is after and if she can do it then good for her.



  45. 45

    Why is that rich people believe anything compliment they are given?

    Why can they not discern that some compliments are given to extract business and money out of them? Chris Young LIED TO HER ON TV THAT SHE CAN SING WELL. ANYONE CAN SING BUT NOT WELL.

    This lady has a terrible voice and Chris simply LIED!!!!!!!! He should have said "LuAnn you do not sing well but we can create the video to make you sound good and make money." BUT PLEASE STOP LYING TO THESE RICH PEOPLE. TELL THEM THE TRUTH.



  46. 46

    Re: cindydeesam1 – yeah mine says 'sorry this content isn't available'



  47. 47

    Embarrass-balls!



  48. 48

    The video is not available, asshole.



  49. 49

    I would rather listen to "Spencer Pratts reads the bible" then ever have to listen to that again……



  50. 50

    Where is the HORSE-FACED countess? Who is that person? Most drag queens have a better voice than that. Really. Huge mistake. Nearly as huge as her head.



  51. 51

    SOOOOO FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  52. 52

    I'LL STAY WITH TARDY FOR THE PARTY! THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY



  53. 53

    ok. this song sucks first of all, she can't hit a right note to save her life. and its so autotuned and worked, it sounds like a kanye song. and through out this whole thing, it seems like she's trying to be a hooker, which is the opposite of classy! she def needs to leave the show cuz she's just annoying now.



  54. 54

    OMG! I'm embarrassed for her! How awkward!



  55. 55

    i'd be so embarrassed if i were her kids. what is she trying to teach them? get with every guy you can?



  56. 56

    WOW! Extensions…. Attractive yet very she-male like qualities… Her voice is a horrid baratone like.



  57. 57

    Ugh couldn't even get through the song because of the autotuning. >



  58. 58

    Ru Paul's Drag Race anyone?????
    She looks great but sounds like a man =/



  59. 59

    THIS SUCKS!!!!! She's so passive aggressive and jealous. I can't stand her and Jill.



  60. 60

    The autotune does not cover up the fact that she sounds like a man having an orgasm.
    That was baaaad.



  61. 61

    Oh good Lord, I smell a (sing/talk) duet with Kesha coming.



  62. 62

    oh my… that was awful..



  63. 63

    REPULSIVE!!



  64. 64

    MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU TALENT EITHER!



  65. 65

    video is still on People
    and it's gawd awful!



  66. 66

    Is that even her??? It looks like some GOOD LOOKING twenty-something. The whole disastrous mess is so sad it's funny…



  67. 67

    Is this a joke or for real?



  68. 68

    so bad… she sucks so much that autotune couldnt even help.. it sounds like shit



  69. 69

    Re: in_disguise – i was just about to say the same thing.. how do you photoshop a video ? perez=retarted



  70. 70

    Re: in_disguise – i was just about to say the same thing .. how do you photoshop a video .. o perez…



  71. 71

    this song actually might make her money



  72. 72

    OMG! THIS IS HORRIBLE. IT IS EMBARRASSING.

    I almost thought it was that Danielle Whore from New Jersey Housewives!

    Then I realized the irony. Duchess has as much class as Staub, which is none.

    AND her ex's money can't buy her any!



  73. 73

    girrrrrllll!!! She is my new fave tranny!!! She DEF had some work done and looks great in the vid, but totes looks and sounds like a tranny. She's got nuthin on Diva Avaria tho….!!!



  74. 74

    looks and sounds like a tranny! Lame lame lame…sorry it's no tardy for the party



  75. 75

    Re: Duchess424 – me too! i thought she looked more like danielle than her actual self! lol



  76. 76

    apparently money also can't buy you friends to tell you the truth…I feel like I'm listening to snooki…this is ear bleeding material.



  77. 77

    Horribly trite song, she sounds and looks ridiculous



  78. 78

    Photoshopped to death and yes, autotuned to death as well…But still delightful..Way to go Countess.



  79. 79

    I really don't see how anyone could like this song…it's awful.



  80. 80

    wooooooooooooow she SUCKS!



  81. 81

    Oh for petes sakes, enough with the auto-tune already. It was good the one time Cher did it and that was only cause it was a novelty and we knew she could actually sing. Does this woman not have some kind of real job?



  82. 82

    Looks like her with lots of extensions makeup and yes.. Special cameras and angles but I always thought she had a banging body for her age but her voice is scary, needs lessons. With that said you know she was having sex with all those guys in the video

  83. KateT says – reply to this


    83

    Death to Autotune!!!!!!!



  84. 84

    Umm.

    Is it just me, or does this video just scream "drag queen?"

    Wow. Also, that is an awful mixing job.



  85. 85

    It's songs like this that make you realize that the autotuning in the songs on the radio isn't THAT bad. I mean, it's bad, but…. this is just something else.



  86. 86

    Re: cindydeesam1

    The video won't play for me either.



  87. 87

    My 7 year old just said "This is burning my ears!!!" Nuff said….



  88. 88

    Also, doesn't she look like Danielle Staub from Real Housewives of NJ? That can't be good….



  89. 89

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA … this is hilarious! her voice is horrible just as much as the lyrics.



  90. 90

    Is this a joke? My ears hurt and my eyes are on fire.

  91. oandc says – reply to this


    91

    just plain awful. no words.



  92. 92

    HMMM? MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU CLASS, BUT FUCKING OLD MEN FOR MONEY DOES? ELEGANCE AND PROSTITUTION IS LEARNED MY FRIENDS :)



  93. 93

    THATS WHY SHE HAS NONE!! BUT THEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE MONEY EITHER CAUSE SHE CAN'T FIND A APT IN NYC SHE CAN AFFORD!



  94. 94

    This video is anything but classy.
    They must have hired some 20 year old
    because this girl looks NOTHING like her!
    Waste of time and money.



  95. 95

    Is this the new vampire video?



  96. 96

    How come it says "Sorry, this content is not available???"