Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This is absolutely BEYOND our wildest dreams!
Check out the STUNNING new music video for Countess LuAnn's Money Can't But You Class!!
It can't buy you class, but it can certainly buy you photoshop mastery!!
We're still debating whether or not that's actually the Real Housewife or if girlfriend borrowed James Cameron's special fx wizards to animate this shiz!
No soft focus lens can accomplish that alone! LOLz!