Jack Nicholson And….Jessica Simpson?!?
According to sources, Jack Nicholson has asked Jessica Simpson on a date!!
He reportedly invited Simpson to have dinner together, however she declined the offer, saying " have no idea how Jack got my number as we've never met. He asked if I wanted to go to his Beverly Hills house for dinner."
We all know he likes the young ladies, but come on, this is getting ridiculous!
Plus, can you imagine the stimulating and intelligent conversation those two would have??
[Images via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Tags: beverly hills, date, dinner, dumb, old
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…what a PR planted story….Jessica is a dyke and Jack is her new beard….literally….she could do worse….Jessica Nicholson….not bad…time to have a baby Jess…may as well be a Nicholson….whore….
it was John's Napalm comment that made him curious i guess
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Hell, I'm a straight guy and I'd accpet an invite, date or otherwise, from Jack!
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Yeah, Simpson may be a dolt, like you Mario. But Jack's an extremely intelligent, erudite (Google this one, Mario), cosmpolitan person who's got a killer sense of humor and is loaded just in one pinky finger with more talent than you, Jessica, Speidi, and the rest of your banal age group put together.
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Mario, just stay with perfecting your Jon Gosslin Of Bloggers act.
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you know you want his joker dick
Can't sperm on, can't sperm on, cant sperm on her joker face…
If that's true that's soooo gross…he's nasty!!!! dam old man…just hire some hookers call Charlie Sheen if you need a hook-up…or ask some wanna be actress
yuk!! nasty old troll
Going out with Jack, would help Jessica's floundering career immensely!
I don't believe this. Must be a fucking joke.
Rasputin's Liver writes…'But Jack's an extremely intelligent'
Whatever gives you that impression? He's an actor. You realize everything that comes out of his mouth is scripted, right?
I don't believe it, her sicko father likely put the story out there, to get his idiot sticks daughter name is the tabloids.
OH HEEEEELLL NO HE IS MINE!
lol - that'd be the makings of a classic horror movie - if jack shoots his load into jessica's snatch.
Jokerspeak - Wait till she gets a load from me. This tart needs an enema.
Well, everybody knows Jack likes pork……either that, or he just wanted his depends changed.
The fact that this story is both hilarious and gross aside does anyone else notice how much Perez loves to call people old and make fun of people for being older. He is sooooo ageist, I mean he belittles respected older actors and actresses for being old almost once a day. I can't wait until his ass gets older- KARMA is a bitch.
LOL Jack is such a cad! He has no shame, he will be fucking young broads till the day he dies!
PRETTY SURE I HEARD THIS STORY AT LEAST 2 WEEKS AGO!!
she can change his diaper!!!
The perfect match… she's disgusting and his old…
what a dumb twat. she could of milked it and possibly made it back on the C list…
He and his buddy Warren Beatty will be hitting on nurses as they take their last breathe. At least he has decent taste.
Gross!
Are you really all that surprised? I mean, John Mayer did say Jessica Simpson was a "sexual napalm" and we all know what Jack wants, Jack gets. Why wouldn't he want the "sexual napalm"?
But on a more serious note… what sources? And how sure are you that this was a date date and not just two people meeting for dinner or something business related? Love Jack.. he's legendary. She should consider herself lucky he wanted a chance to meet her, I know if I was her I would.
I don't buy this story for a second. Nice try, Mario, but you failed per usual.
He's always been known for going after the really young ones. I would have though that Jessica would have accepted his offer.
That's GROSS!
Re: 7tizz – Jack Nicholson, although one hell of an actor, is a very intelligent and talented man, nothing that Rasputin's Liver said is off base in the slightest, seems to me maybe you should educate yourself a little more on one's intelligence and character before you try to talk your shit. Just because everything that comes out of his mouth ON SCREEN is scripted, doesn't mean most people haven't seen or heard him on more than just the big screen (he's been around a while) and he is very articulate and much more intelligent in person than most people assume.
I don't believe the story. The story came from her. What are the odds, that some journalist popped the random question ` By the way Jessica, did Jack Nicholson ask you to come over for a bedtime snack this weekend?' Highly unlikely. Much more likely is that her publicist leapt upon some tired hack, wrestled him to the ground and after appying a death grip on the poor journalist's throat, would have threatened the same with a shallow grave in the desert if the story wasn't put out there. It's just Jessica's way of declaring that she's not desperate and dateless.
i say she accepts simply for the courtside laker tickets. plus, she used to be married to a guy who looks like a monkey, why not bang a dude who looks like her grandpa?
RUN
JESSICA
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Jack get off her back!!! hehe……..and Mario sucks!
"All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy…" although seriously…would ANY guy would say "no" to "sexual napalm???"
Jack's old man boobs are almost as big as hers these days. They'd look great together.
I would give anything to nail her as long as she keeps her mouth shut
BTW dont rip on Jack for being old. Do we rip on you for being a fatfuck?
she is so desperate for attention it's sad
Love me some Jack. This story sounds like bullsh1t, but I can only imagine how much Jack would enjoy Jessica who is so not intelligent, such an airhead, and has no clue of what comes out of her mouth. Jack has been with the best of them and the worst of them and I could see what an entertaining time he'd have with her. I call bullshit but it could be true. There is also that sexual napalm thing …
even tho he looks old and pervy, it would still be very interesting having the chance to talk to an old-school classic hollywood actor. the shining is a great movie and so is batman and one flew over the cuckoos nest
If the story is true, which I doubt, kudos to Jack your as young as you feel!
I'd do him. I'd do her. I'd do them both.
Re: Christinaaa_x – Naw, I've seen him in interviews. He talks slow and always has a smart alec smirk. Doesn't make him intelligent in the slightest…if fact, quite the opposite. It's interesting you think differently though.
It was a dinner. Jack is sharp, funny and loyal among other good things. If she did decline, it doesn't surprise me that she wouldn't recognize the wonderful opportunity to experience Jack as a friend over a gracious meal.
Jack is the coolest dude in the universe.
Why the fuck do we even know about this? This is not something that should ever be made public and what's even worse is Jessica Simpson is the one who told everyone! Fucking dumbass.
What a Dumb Bitch!!!! It was probably someone having fun impersonating Jack's voice. Half my guy friends can sound just like him. She is a true-blue moron!
I believe it. It would be career suicide for her to make it up. Jack is a perv, she's young enough to be his granddaughter. This guy is a great actor, but other than that, a sorry case of arrested development - still a cokehead, still chasing younger and younger girls. Sad.
WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS… if this is true. I would fuck that man instantly, even though he's over 50 years older than me.
nice underarm muffin
Re: Christinaaa_x – He's not the only intelligent and articulate man around (if indeed he is intelligent and articulate). And I'm sorry, but when people get older their minds do slow down. Different for different people, but that is a fact of life.
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A man Nicholson's age dating a woman Jessica's age is downright disgusting and pathetic. Not to mention very UNINTELLIGENT. And if you can't see why that is, you are beyond lost.
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The fact of the matter is, were Nicholson the same man…or even a truly intelligent, articulate, talented man etc (since I don't think Nicholson is particularly bright), and he wasn't famous…NOBODY would ever consider him. That's the truth, and even he knows it. Younger women date the FAME of being with Nicholson, not the person. And that's the truth. So stop trying to pretend that he's just so erudite and worldly and bla bla bla and that is his appeal. His appeal is his FAME. End of story. And bravo to Jessica for saying no to his old ass. If she were to date him she would be the laughing stock of Hollywood (as would he).
Re: Studio 54 – Finally….a shred of truth. Thank you!! "Extremely intelligent, erudite, articulate"….could not stop laughing. When the truth is UNINTELLIGENT and IMMATURE (specifically b/c of the arrested development)…and cokeheard? Did not know that. Um, coke damages the brain MAYJA btw….LOL….yet the dummies here buy into the characters he plays and think…"oh that MUST be who he is". Unbelievable. BTW, VERY possible to be a great actor and a dumb-as-a-bag-of-rocks human being.
Re: @v@ – He's not looking for a friend in Jessica. A friend with benefits, maybe….but more likely than not….he just wants the benefits.
ew
what kind of date??
maybe it was for a movie role???
i would go anyways, it's just a DATE.
it's not like it's official.
Re: Butterfly_1 – i did too
LOL Please let this happen….
Wow, she is so hot!
HAHAHHAHAHAHA.. JACK NICHOLSON IS A PIMP!!!
He's an “` OLD FOOL!!! WOnder what Jesse's daddy thinks about this one?? lol Bet he wishes it was him being asked to check out Jack's PAD!!
I don't care how old he is… you don't turn down Jack. I wouldn't even turn down fucking Jack… he's fucking Jack Nicholson for God's sake. Dumb bitch.
Ach du lieber!!! Jack Nicholson doesn't even live in Beverly Hills, he lives in Hollywood up on Mulholland Drive. I should know because I've been at his house and the view from there is almost as good as from my house in Bel Air. I know he hates Beverly Hills just like me because it's too snooty. He only goes there when he needs to. He would never live there! He would never have dinner with any woman like this too. This is just a pathetic call for publicity by her because her career is in the toilet. Jack should sue because it's bad for his image to be associated with her!
Dinner bitch! He didnt say you were the meal! dumbbitch.
I think Jessica Simpson fucked up !! She should've accepted the invite to go over to Jack's house for dinner, a bit of light conversation, whatnot. She could've even played along with all the speculation about what would / could happen if she did go, because that's free publicity, and, also, Jack still does have plenty of pull in the industry. She could've tipped off all the media, show up dressed to kill, and before you know it, she's being offered movie roles or whatnot.
I guess she can file this one away in her should've / could've bucket, and give her agent a pink slip for not thinking of her best interests.
If anything, she should've gone over, come out with her hair all messed up, a wet white-ish stain strategically placed on her dress, maybe smudged lipstick, and, voila, she's back on top !!
Re: PrinceFrederic – Jack should sue ?!? As if he can prove in court that his star image has been diminished or whatnot by being seen with a reasonably hot and attractive young lady.
He needs to be seen as being able to still get it up, without having to resort to penile implants that have to be pumped up before insertion, and deflated afterwards … else the only movie roles that would come his way would be in the geritric sex / horror flick genre, you know, with Tony Coitus, doing a lot of screaming scenes.
The only way Jack could impregnate Jessica outside of a clinical invironment would be to have someone jack him off into a tissue, and then spit-ball that tissue wad across the room and hopefully hit Jessica in the twat area !!!
So, I think it's easier to say that Jack also needed a bit of speculative PR work and it wasn't to be.
This goes way beyond creepy. I'm sure he got some kind of perv idea from asshat Mayer.
Oh hell, they're both single and so what?
Well Jack's interests certainly can't be about Jessica's acting or singing career; she can't do either!
Jack might as well Skeeet…Check out HIPHOPNEWS24-7.COM for all the current news updates and the realness…. Concentrate
Calling B.S.
Re: My black circumcised baby! – Never said he was. It's just dinner. Unless you always jump your dinner date first night out.
you'd think she could afford to have her roots done so her hair doesn't look like complete crap. especially considering that ken paves practically lives in her pocket.
I don't believe this for a minute. This is just some stupid publicity stunt put out by Jessica Simpson's camp. Jessica is such a fame whore. I can't stand the way she has to spread her business all over the tabloids and internet. Poor Jack Nicholson, its sad that he is being associated with that fat liar. Everyone knows she makes up stories to keep herself relevent. lAfter all, Why would Jack Nicholson want a fat porker like Jessica when he can have any gorgeous woman in Hollywood.