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Completely Gratuitous

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Hottie soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo was looking insanely hot while taking a break on a yacht in Corsica, France. His new GF Irina Shayk was by his side wearing a bikini, blah blah blah, who cares.

Nice package!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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97 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

  1. 1

    so hot!

  2. 2

    What do people see in him? I've seen gay guys(except perez) look way better. He's overrated with his looks. 5th time looking at his pictures,I try to have a crush on him but I just can't.

  3. 3

    Sexiest man alive!

  4. rickM says – reply to this


    mmmmmm he looks fine

  5. 5

    Uncut men are sexy.

  6. 6

    omg i just want to be his lol

  7. 7

    Re: jerkstore – completely agree! lol :D

  8. 8

    Your porno posts are so desperate. Like that kid in the class no one will talk to so they start passing around scandalous rumors to look like they are worth talking to. NOT!!

  9. mildu says – reply to this


    don't care

  10. 10

    What a bod!

  11. 11

    hot! ;)

  12. 12

    Americans make themselves look so ignorant when they write Corsica, France or Paris, France, or London, England. To the rest of the world, this qualification is unnecessary, and makes you lot a laughing stock. It's only dumb, provincial, parochial, insular Yanks who think there might be a possibility that we might confuse Corsica, Pennsylvania (pop 354) or Corsica, South Dakota (pop 644) with Corsica, because of course they are *so* comparable. Get a passport, see the world and you'll realise that the US is only a very small part of it.

  13. 13

    Old pics…blah, blah blah.
    Saw it on the other better site a couple of days ago. Behind much?

  14. 14

    I don't like this dude.

  15. 15

    he is not at all good looking, he looks like a tangerine, and wears flowers in his hair. totally overrated!

  16. 16


  17. 17

    Re: Fuddawudda – Who fucking cares?????

  18. 18

    This man may have a smokin body, but he is a complete butterface. Ugly!

  19. 19

    looks small to me…

  20. 20

    I don't care if he's gay. I love to see the great young guys studding it out there. Old ladies like me just love to look. We don't know much about what socail mores are now, but we know a cuttie when we see get it, but we are reeekles…….but the only favorite is rell man 'Raylin Givens" in Justified

    You only this peace officer if you've lived in the deep siuty.This man has it all.

    GO RAYLEN!!!!!!!

  21. 21

    I don't know when this was taken, but this photos are old since ronaldo is in Portugal for about 3 weeks preparing for the world cup…

  22. 22

    Re: Fuddawudda – …agree with you….you forgot Bethlehem, PA….get out of the Country you dumb asses…stop worrying about people trying to get in and get out…and Scario…you should know better….it is Futbol….not Soccer….it is time to stop this insanity…American Football is really Handball…they hardly use their foot….

    …at least he trims his pits and chest….Russell Brand take note….

  23. 23

    that girl looks absolutely terrible in that bikini. It is just hanging off her gross pasty body. She is gross

  24. 24

    Wow he's HOTT!
    Zach… who?

  25. 25

    YUM!!!!! :D

  26. 26

    too bad that ho has syphilis now

  27. free says – reply to this


    It's just some balls and a peen, get over yourself.

  28. 28

    damn he's hott
    i swear to god i thought that was miley cyrus for a second there.
    i was like, "WHAT?!"

  29. 29

    No man will ever be able to claim "shrinkage" ever again!

  30. 30

    These pictures are MAYBE a good two weeks old…

  31. 31

    DAM!!! no that's one hot Papi!!! delish!!!

  32. 32

    Re: Fuddawudda – Americans do not care what you people think =) mmmk? If we did we would be going on your foreign scottish/austrian websites and commenting, clearly, not the other way around.

  33. 33

    I don't get it. He looks kind of sleazy to me.

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  35. 35

    Oh, dayum I love him so much!!! He's a douche and a man-slut, but I can't help myself! Look at that bod! *drools* But he seems to be way out of this new GF's league, though it might just be a bad pic of her. But I still like her. She's better than the other overly roasted, skin-cancerous hookers he's been with. :/

  36. 36

    he is not hot at all. he's acutally kind of gross.

  37. 37

    Ummm… this guy is TOTALLLY gay and just hasn't admitted it to himself yet!!

  38. 38

    OMG, I just want to scoop him up on a cracker, yummy! I'm actually trying to figure out why I don't like the girl's figure. Can't figure what is off except for she looks out of shape compared to him.

  39. 39

    Re: diRrTEe – He's a footballer so if he's gay he wont come out. The last one who did ended up killing himself.

  40. 40

    mmm, he's fine. What I'd do to get on a yacht with him. Can't say the same thing about the girl though - nothing special. I may just be little jealous, a little - but my god have you seen other pictures of her?

  41. 41

    this website because more and more like a gay sex page. I have nothing agains gays REALLY but girls dont do this its a bit sick / oversexed

  42. 42

  43. 43

    I got a girl named Boney Maroney
    She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni.

  44. 44

    Don't people notice? He is fugly.

  45. 6one9 says – reply to this


    Thanks for the morning “““ wood ““““ Perez!! Made my day! :)

  46. 46

    Re: Fuddawudda – yeah i never got the 'paris, france' thing, i wasnt aware there were any other major capital cities called that….
    and then theyll write the name of one of their obscure population: 2000 towns with two random letters after them like 'KE' or something and were meant to know exactly where these places are

  47. 47

    NOOOO my dream girl and my future wife..The hottest girl in the world..is dating that greasy euro trash? NOOoo :(

    Her VAJ is forever tainted by that..Im so sad :(

  48. 48

    Re: Fuddawudda – I am usually not so we are aamerica, rah, rah, rah, but fuck you… I am so sick of you arrogant Euro fucks always looking down on us and others simply because you are "old money". We may be many things. Racist, egotistical, full of ourselves, whatever, but thats the beauty of America. We are free to be who we are/ And in the end Ms. Europe, America is the only country who can come in and save your Corsica ass should you need us to. Thats why we are the superpower. So get over yourself and your talking points… Not gonna change for you or your insgnificant views… Continue licking our american boots baby..

  49. 49

    I think he is a little excited. He is not ugly but he does nothing for me….my gayard goes off when I see him.

  50. 50

    Re: Mancunian – You should learn what it means. Peddle your arrogant european shit elsewhere… You people always look down on anything american simply because we are the best. We are the strongest. Like I told your bud Fud, when your sorry ass contry is in trouble, we ae the ones tht will be there to bail your sorry ass out, s get o learn how we do things. Show some appreciation for us or we will forget you when you do need help…LMAO…. VIVA AMERICA….

  51. 51

    this guy is beyond a man-whore skank! He's so damn fem it's sad! Greezy hair, fake tan, hairless body, no style, HUGE ego, no mannered talentless STD.

  52. 52

    Re: Rican31 – Oh bullshit. Just like you "bailed us out" in WW2? You did nothing but send money! You only got involved when it suited you, and even then you didn't dare sacrifice men like European countries, you just bombed the enemy! The only ones who can claim to have bailed Europe out is Russia!
    Get off your high horse, people don't hate Americans because America is "the best" or "the strongest", people hate them because they're egotistical, ignorant morons.

  53. 53


  54. 54

    Re: michael89 – well said!!! who wants to be an American Idiot??? Even their own bands think they are stupid. Hahaha

  55. 55

    Re: michael89 – Actually, we should thank you!
    After we beat your asses in the American Revolution war, we became the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
    Bow where appropriate, you across-the-pond scum.
    And I don't know why you are so worried what we call our cities and towns?? You should worry about your inbred Monarchy and don't worry about coming over here, we don't want ya.

  56. 56

    Meh, So people (Americans go figure) think hes gay? Is it because of the short shorts? America is the only country in the world that wears baggy shorts that go past the knees. When people wear swimsuits or gym shorts they are short. Damn, I guess wearing short shorts makes people gay. LOL people say "I'm proud to be American"…Well I'm ashamed to be American.

  57. 57

    He is gay
    His reps are trying to crush the gay rumors though by setting him up with these chicks. It was the same thing with Kim K last month. Its all publicity because of the world cup next month.
    Besides I like Becks way more than these greasy homo

  58. 58

    People with Flabby legs cant wear short shorts

  59. 59

    Ewwww… I think I had a crush on him some 6 years ago. You know, when he was a cute and innocent 19-years old. Now he's just a big diver, whiner and a famewhore. Good player though.

  60. 60

    Re: MichelleInWonderland – He dived waaaaay more back then than he does now

  61. 61

    This pics are old, and he is a gay. No straight guy wears short shorts or lip gloss or listens to ricky martin.

  62. 62

    Re: Rican31 – haha youre funny. i love my holidays to america, you guys are hilarious….

  63. 63

    Why do so many foreigners come on an AMERICAN site and talk shit to Americans??? That is beyond comprehension. Well anyway, this guy is a greasy gaylord and I wouldn't want what's in his pants.

  64. 64

    He is perfection, his body is amazing the package is bulging and his face, did I say amazing, and and and he's wet! I don't know what you people are looking at. The chick should thank he lucky stars she is even next to him. Yes yes I know he paid to get some ass a few years ago but, he's a man, a single man who didn't want any complications and to get his rocks off. If he fuckin random chicks for free, they would totally fall in love with him and want to stalk him.

  65. 65

    Re: imprettierthanyou – its the WORLD wide web. And people only talk crap about you when your fellow countrymen take something you say and then use it to attack other people and tell everyone how incredible your country is…

  66. 66

    He looks great…who's that 12 year old in the bikini? Scary

  67. 67

    Re: Mancunian – Dude, that's great. Thanks for supporting our economy when you need a break. We'll be sure not to repay you when your sorry-ass economy finally goes under. Go fuck yourself.

  68. 68

    Re: Fuddawudda – Um, this is odd, from Europeans who always demand that "America" be properly disambiguated because you claim it could mean the whole continent. We are quite aware that we belong to a much bigger landmass, thank you very much. That's why we conquered a good bit of, and named ourselves after, it. And be grateful we only liberated Western Europe during the war, when we just as easily could have annexed it. It wasn't very difficult for the Germans.

  69. 69

    Yeah, that's great Perez. We can see his bulge all on our own; we don't need you circling it with obnoxious heart-shapes like an infantile schoolgirl.

  70. luvu2 says – reply to this


    lol I love the hearts around his "package" nice touch!

  71. 71

    Re: Mancunian – Yeah it is the WORLD wide web, international obviously. If you read through the posts it was Post #12 where someone came on to an American website and ran their mouth about our people. Obviously we are going to be irritated. We are not coming onto the BBC and ranting how stupid your countrymen and women are, so you ought to give us the same level of respect.

  72. ed69 says – reply to this


    so hot…. love every muscle in his body

  73. 73

    Re: tangerine lauri
    yeah I saw a vid once of him licking the back of wayne rooney's neck and grabbing his crotch. It was on you tube. He is definitely gay and these chicks are his beards— after all the sports world is still very homophobic so even if he wanted to come out, Im sure his reps' ll tell him no or else lose half his fanbase– mostly in third world countries which are socially backward

  74. 74

    Re: erlizza_wreni – yeah… real big-beard……..Oedipus complex, much?? Shakespeare wrote your fate…like most of you ENGLISH men…..why do English men even have testicles?? You are powned by your "beard's"…who have proven through history to be MORE MASCULINE than you little English men…
    and by the way THE SCOTT'S WILL OWN YOU in the FUTBOL… match…..hahaahhahahahahaahaha!!!!!! Yeah, I get OFF on it…..my best friend is Scott….and he can't stand the 'beard's” of the UK. I can see why the IRA exists…….

    By the way…in closing…FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!

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  76. 76

    He needs to make the most of it while he can. In not too many years he'll be chubby and wrinkled and then fat and finally ugly. Time marches on. No one is immune.

  77. 77

    GAWWWWD i just LUV soccer….! very noice ..! :-P PP

  78. 78

    So much for him and Kim K. being an item! HA!

  79. 79

    Re: Rican31 – #48+ #50 Hell yeah hun, you TELL it!!!!! Very well said!! :)

    & always a BIG HELL YEAH for my boy CJers! Love and miss you mister.

  80. 80

    Re: #Cejers – True #71 , I saw no provoking to the person who just insulted all of America! :) But it is US who is ignorant! Pfft. next.

  81. 81

    ethnocentrism…wow original…and so mature…geez!

  82. 82

    Re: Fuddawudda – #12 I'm not sure where you are from and actually I don't give a shit. What I don't get is that for someone who hates Americans so much … and obviously needs a serious fucking clue … you sure populate its websites. Wherever it is you are from chances are at some point in your country's history Americans help liberate you.

  83. 83

    Moto delicioso! Moto bellisimo!

  84. 84

    Pig Face, your infantile obsession with celebrity peen is really pathetic.

  85. 85

    Re: tessness
    are you drunk???
    what you said makes no sense

    and yes he is a homo

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  87. 87

    She's not good enough for him and he's straight jealous losers!

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  89. 89

    Re: Shelly!
    yeah and he likes to suck dick like ricky martin too.
    sorry ladies, this one is a homo also.

  90. 90

    Betcha Kim Kardashian cares!

  91. 91

    woww thank you for posting these pics perez!! omg the man is just too beautiful for words and that middle pic of him splashing water on himself oh my!

  92. 92

    Re: erlizza_wreni
    I saw that video, its on you tube
    soo grosss!!!
    he has to be gay or at least bisexual

  93. 93

    hes sexy but y is he wearing booty shorts?

  94. 94

    damn boy ;)

  95. 95

    Re: saagua – way to be the biggest boner kill on the planet. and DUH by the way. everyone gets old. did you happen to know that the sky is blue. if not just making you aware

  96. 96

    Re: Mancunian

    God shut the fuck up. It's not that serious.

  97. 97

    Re: sertwill_ogr989 – LOL!! Don't say that or you'll turn Perez ON! Ewwww! Yikes!