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R-Patz Is Tom Cruise's "Dirty Dog"

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Check out this HIGHlarious clip of Tom Cruise dressed as his Tropic Thunder alter ego Les Grossman cursing out Robert Pattinson after he threatens to wash his precious hair.

The two paired up to make a spoof video about R-Patz's filthy locks for the 2010 MTV Movie Awards airing June 6th.

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82 comments to “R-Patz Is Tom Cruise's "Dirty Dog"”



  1. 1

    Wow, that was…random.



  2. 2

    lol that was funny

  3. aziel says – reply to this


    3

    FUCKING LOL!



  4. 4

    That was hilarious!!



  5. 5

    This is the most stupid and unhilarious promo for the MTV movie awards I've ever seen. If you want proof how bad an actor Pattinson is, just look here. He can't even play himself properly in a minute-long promo for the MTV Movie Awards.



  6. 6

    lol….funny



  7. 7

    It's so sad that such a talented guy is abusing his wealth and fame by shilling for that evil CULT.
    .
    Too bad.



  8. 8

    LMAO that was hilarious. This made me like Tom Cruise all over again and Robet Pattinson is just pure sex. Love him. Rob is so hot and charming. LOVE.



  9. 9

    love it



  10. 10

    Surprisingly amusing!



  11. 11

    It proves Tom does have a sense of humour…lighten up on him…..



  12. 12

    I wonder if Tom is trying to recruit R-Patz? I'll bet he (Pattinson) is a prize the Scientologists would love to claim.



  13. 13

    he such an amazing actor i love him!!!!!!!!



  14. 14

    Lol omg i loved Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder especially his dancing at the end ..its pure genious!.
    Btw you really need to stop picking on him because he seems like a nice guy.
    Oh and R-patz is soo adorable in this..he should go into comedy.



  15. 15

    LMAO, did you see RP break character (of himself?) when Tom Cruise shook his crotch? LMAO He almost laugh. I'm sorry that clip is so fuckin funny. They need to give LES his own movie where Tom Cruise plays him straight through. I love tom cruise and I can't wait to see Knight and Day i don't care what the blogs say about him lol



  16. 16

    Hilarious!



  17. 17

    Playah! haha, this was good :)



  18. 18

    Why can't he speak with his normal English accent instead of the naff "Transatlantic" one?



  19. 19

    Despite all the bad press and such, Tom Cruise always seems to be able to laugh at himself. Big thumbs up, imho.



  20. 20

    I hope they make a film just based on this character



  21. 21

    HAHAHHAHA LOL I kinda love it



  22. 22

    It's about time people lighten up on Tom Cruise!!! He is a multi-talented actor, ALWAYS makes time for his fans by signing authographs, taking pics, etc. Check him out on YouTube re: video Black Eyed Peas concert. I don't understand why people bash him re: Scientology however give John Travolta and others a break?



  23. 23

    LMAO. This actually makes me kinda like Tom Cruise, and I've always loved Rob. Can't wait for the Movie Awards.



  24. 24

    People need to lighten up. This was silly fun. It was nice to actually enjoy Tom and not be annoyed by him for a few minutes. Pattinson was great, glad he can make fun of himself.



  25. 25

    LMFAO.



  26. 26

    Now THAT was funny! Yes I could be his Mom, but LOVE Robert Pattinson just-rolled-out-of-the-sack hair. Tom Cruise…lol. He has some comedic talents



  27. 27

    OMG! The alien and the sparkly vampire have a sense of humor?
    Eh, it was amusing enough, I just care for either of them.



  28. 28

    LOVELOVELOVE THIS.



  29. 29

    This is Tom's best role!!!



  30. 30

    hahaha
    that was hilarious when he said, "dirt?"
    robert pattinson FINALLY looked hott for once!

    Re: blahblah12
    R-patz is soo adorable in this..he should go into comedy

    agreed!!!

    Re: Trouser cough – what is a transatlantic accent?



  31. 31

    TOM: "So what kind of shampoo you gonna use?"
    ROB: "…..Dirt…..?"
    Lmao… they're hilarious!



  32. 32

    That was actually pretty funny!



  33. 33

    love it!!!!



  34. 34

    you know what? In watching this I forgot how great an actor Cruise is. After the whole couch thing and mega movies eh's, I'm back liking him again. Any scene Tom is in he owns it. Robert sort of got lost in it.



  35. 35

    That was random… and rather funny. XD
    This reminds you why Tom Cruise is famous in the first place.



  36. 36

    COME ON, how can you NOT LOVE HIM???? jesus. fucking beautiful, cute, sexy, humble…. fuck.



  37. 37

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    Scientology kills!
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    Remember Lisa McPherson
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  38. 38

    Re: kittenish – Lol! I had the same thought. I'd watch that movie. It would be hilariously over the top!



  39. 39

    That was not bad at all! :D



  40. 40

    Rob proved again (just like on Fallon) that he can be so funny! Rob is willing to poke fun at himself, he's a good sport. And Rob looks sooooo gorgeous and sexy!



  41. 41

    eyeh8ttwighlight: you are so biased. Rob actually proves how funny he is and what a terrific actor he really is. He is funny without going over the top, which is much harder to do.



  42. 42

    Lol, love it! Love Tom.



  43. 43

    That was pretty funny.



  44. 44

    hahaha they were both great!
    so hilarious.. dirty dog!
    love how robert say "dert"!



  45. 45

    Now that was funny. I love Tom and Rob both they are both really good actors. I agree with other posters. Rob should do a comedy next.



  46. 46

    I WOULD BET YOU, THEY WEREN'T IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T BELIEVE IT, WHEN THEY'RE SHOT "TOGHETER" ONE OF THEM IS ALWAYS ON THE SIDE, SO SOMEONE COULD DOUBLE IT. SO, FOR THOSE WHO SAY ROBBY LOST HIS "CHARACTER" WHEN TOM DID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT, YOU HAVE NO CLUE.



  47. 47

    "Duut?"

    Sounds like a we-todd.



  48. 48

    this was hilarious! Love Rob and now I'm starting to like Cruise for his mad sense of humor!



  49. 49

    OMFG, LOL

  50. shima says – reply to this


    50

    wow tom cruise can act !



  51. 51

    LOL!!



  52. 52

    Re: scottsgirl2 – Your comment literally made me LOL! I love me some Rob, but yea..it took me a second to figure out he was trying to say dirt. Hahaha!



  53. 53

    That was the first time I saw Tom really doing a good acting, actually. Regarding Rob , there were times I thought he would burst in laughs…

    It must be hard for an englishman , naturally witty, deals with this sometimes silly american sense of humor…



  54. 54

    Maybe it's the disgusting power broker role, but I LOVE Tom Cruise as his alter ego Les Grossman



  55. 55

    OMG That was awesome LOL LOL LOL Send my fat ass kid to space camp 4 times LMFAO!!!!



  56. 56

    Soooo funny!! …. Duhrt? :-( … awww. Tom Cruise is hysterical as this character, makes me actually like him and dear, sweet, lovely, Robert is adorable in this little promo. He is such a good sport. I love him madly.



  57. 57

    Rob should to comedy and please please PLEASE have him keep his regular voice. His 'american accent' is bland and unemotional.



  58. 58

    lol loved it lol



  59. 59

    I can't wait til tom cruise's memoir is lined up next to the tabloids and his guru's bible at the check out line at the grocery store. You all know, the one's you laugh at and browse for free! Alien babies my ass. Scientology has proved they are real. LOL.



  60. 60

    :32 in, Pattinson looks like he's about to lose his shit, but he composes himself. You can tell that he trying his damnedest not to laugh.

  61. smb says – reply to this


    61

    If anyone is not familiar with the role Tom Cruise played in Tropic Thunder it is quite honestly his best role ever (including Magnolia). I disliked Tom Cruise in the past and thought he had limited range as an actor until I saw Tropic Thunder and fell off my seat laughing at his lines in that movie.
    His conference call scene is one of the funnies laugh out loud scenes ever and you cant even recognize its him. This is absolutely hilarious.



  62. 62

    aw i love rob

  63. @v@ says – reply to this


    63

    Karnack the fortuneteller foresees a Les Grossman movie trilogy coming up.
    If Mike Myers can create an Austin Powers, then I want a Les Grossman movie.
    Tom deserves top comedic writers. Fawlty Towers writers, Jon Stewart and Bill Maher calibre, Simpson level writers. Why the hell not.



  64. 64

    LMAO, I actually liked that (& I didn't think I would)!!!



  65. 65

    HHHIIIILLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRIIIIOOOOUUUUSSSSS !!! LOOOOOL



  66. 66

    Oh GAWD Perezzie….LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  67. 67

    lolz gotta love Rpatz



  68. 68

    This was freraking FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! Great ad for the show! Cruise proves he doesn't take himself so seriously and Pattison actually can be funny…..LMFAO! Thanx Perezzie!



  69. 69

    THAT WAS AWESOME !



  70. 70

    soo funny!!! tom looks hilarious and rob cut and sexy as usual!!!



  71. 71

    LMFAO!!!LOVE ROBERT..HE IS YUMMY..DONT REALLY CARE FOR TOM CRUISE BUT THAT WAS VERY FUNNY..



  72. 72

    Re: flora_tink – It a fake American accent some British actors/celebs seem to adopt from time to time, eg Catherine Z Jones, Naomi Cambell and now the Robster. Madonna worked it the other way with her fake english accent…



  73. 73

    so cute!

  74. @v@ says – reply to this


    74

    Re: Malfinnien – You haven't seen Cruise create this character in the war spoof movie Tropic Thunder? It's such a good and almost breakout character that I hope he considers giving it a life of its own.



  75. 75

    Re: Trouser cough – why do ppl do that? lol



  76. 76

    Absolutely priceless! People diss Tom for his religious beliefs, but they gotta admit that the guy is one of the greatest actors who ever lived. He absolutely made Tropic Thunder!



  77. 77

    love it! haha



  78. 78

    A Bald Tom Cruise!



  79. 79

    i luv da way he says dirt!! lol



  80. 80

    Tom Cruise's voice sounds exactly like Michael Douglas! Pahahaa! :-D



  81. 81

    "Dirt!"………… love it.



  82. 82

    Hysterical - Kills me - "Durt" - Rob was really having a hard time not cracking up - Cruise plays Les so well - they are both great sports. Great Promo!