Has it really been that long? Seems like only yesterday when the photogs caught Jon slutting it up with Homewrecking Hailey. Look how far we've come!
To celebrate, Kate was spotted by sources going to have her nails done at a local beauty salon while she left her eight little ones in the care of her nanny.
A little alone time to reflect, bb? Hope you see how much better off you are!
Meanwhile, no one could find Jon, which probably means he locked himself in a Holiday Inn Express with 2 dozen boxes of Twinkies and the first three seasons of Jon & Kate Plus Eight on DVD so he could remember the good times.
A time when his children adored him. A time when he didn't sleep with someone who had herpes. A time when he actually got paid to be lazy!
Days gone by!
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