New John Mayer
Lameballs.
Check out John Mayer's latest exercise in self-indulgent douchebaggery music video for his new single, Half Of My Heart!
Pretty boring stuff.
Husband-to-be John sits around, acting emo and eventually bails on wedding, the bride probably is grateful to be rid of him in the long run, and no appearance from guest vocalist Taylor Swift!
Thoughts??
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Download John Mayer for free. Save it on your ipod, use it the way he uses his words, and throw the tunes out after you are finished listening to them. John Mayer has screwed enough people to shine, try to see if his lack of talent can save the career he has built up on gossip related to ex-girlfriends.
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who cares?! john mayer sucks!!
i love this song, i heard it a while ago and i loved it
I'm not a John Mayer fan…but I did watch an Austin City Limit's on PBS, and I must admit, that he's one hell of a talented guitarist and performer. better than the g@y fucking shit that you continue to shove down our throats…..
LAMEBALLS???? who the fuck talks like that someone who is mentally retarded???
wait is the taxi driver at the end the lead singer from Zac Brown Band?
If that's an 'exercise in self-indulgant douchebaggery' (how eloquent!), what's your whole life been..?
omg, you are so bitter. almost as if he left your fat ass pregnant and hungry. get the fuck over it already you turdo.
This guy was cool until a few years ago. He became a douche and I'm not even going to listen to the song. If the song is really good then I'll hear it a shitload on the radio.
Taylor didn't show up because they obviously dated (as reported) and broke up, so now she's bitter.
I love his voice
I love his new video. I thought the cad driver was Zac Brown too!
I think John Mayer is HOT!
Sweet song. Too bad Mario can't listen to anything that isn't produced by a computer and watch anything without the color pink or half naked men.
I'm not a fan of John Mayer's catalogue, but this is a nice song. Judge the music, who cares about their personal lives.
cut the crap Perez, what did he do for you to hate him that much? Did he refuse to bend over for you was it?
While the song is reasonably good (mildly predictable, but that's a different conversation all together), the video is simply terrible. It reminds me of the kind of video you'd see on CMT for an amature country musician. Who wrote that treatment?
I really like it..
i don't know who i find more annoying; john mayer or travis garland.
Great. Then you're an idiot. Is this guy a teenager? He goes public and talks about his sexual adventures with women without their permission. Yeah, great choice for a 'hot' guy, dipshit!
i dunno i like Mayer's videos. always simple. never takes away from the song. and he makes some good songs.
and lets face it. hes hot.
Loves him. : )
He's just a guy who is still growing up.
And a talented one.
Dust bunnies are more interesting to watch! This guy is a yawn nestled inside of a old paper bag.
Really?
shut your mouth and quit bitching. You may not like his personal life or the choices he makes, but to say he has a lack of talent would clearly indicate your lack of brains or hearing. If either of these are the case, I feel bad for you, espeically if you are going to continue to make shitty comments like this one for the rest of your life. If you don't like him, then why are you taking the time to come to this specific topic? go ack to where you
Booooring video but nice song. I can't stand how good of a musician John Mayer is because he's a real big douchenozzle.
I looooove John Mayer's music. His personal life is shit, this is true, but for someone to come here and say he has a "lack of talent" clearly has a lack of brains and or hearing. John is so talented its ridiculous.
I feel bad for the person who left the first comment, he clearly has a lack of brains, and will probably continue to make stupid comments, causing him to look like an idiot for the rest of his life.
….he definitely has talent….good song, good voice, not a bad vid….I try to hate but he really does seem to pull it off…personal life is interesting….
after watching and listening to this TOOLBAG be a total racist piece of shit ASSHOLE… reading his bullshit words about Jessica Simpson, etc etc ETC, i can't FUCKING stand him!!!!!! just the site of him pukes me out!! he reminds me of Spencer Pratt or something equally disgusting… EW EW EW! give it up, JM, you fucking ruined your career… and you SUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice!
Good to see you're still majorly bitter over this guy, Perez. "Lameballs"? Who the fuck talks like that? You're fucking 32…stop talking like a retarded 11 year old.
mayer sucks!! better yet…don't download….he's probably counting and will misinterpret that too…change the channel….i'm snoring…..he's boring….use his CD's for coasters at starbucks….need the caffeine to stay awake….save the wood john…your career aint worth savin…and you know what to do with your hood pass…
im commenting but refusssseee to watch the douches video, hell have lick my assh*le before i listen to him again :p
and who doesnt say LAMEBALLS??? Thats one of my favorite words bitch! Lick me if you dont like it
LICK IT UP BABY LICK IT UP
Nice song. She's always had a nice voice and great hair.
Re: delicatefew – A line from Heathers, right? LOL "I don't patronize bunny rabbits"
Not all music videos have to be flashy, Perez. Stop putting him down. So he didn't want to jump your bones?! Oh no! Heaven forbid! John is amazing and usually I let your thoughts on him go through one ear and out the other bc I know you're just trying to keep up the image that you hate him or w/e, but damn it's really starting to get annoying.
I use to love John Mayer but after the whole David Duke cock thing its kinda faded -_- comments like that tend to do that. So I dont blame Perez for being bitter. I hardly want to welcome him back with open arms.
John Mayer has more talent than about 98% of the artists out there today. His videos are always simple (except a few) but his vocals and ability lyrically are outstanding!
I like it.
agreed the music video honestly could have some serious potential
its a really pretty song.
and obviously, taylor swift NEEDED to make a cameo in this video.
i mean, it says FEATURING TAYLOR SWIFT!
come on!
LOVE the song. He is such a talented song writers and singer. Just wish he would keep his mouth shut and his personal life out of the press.
Since when did an annoying personality stop someone who is undeniably talendted, musically, from being successful?
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Sans value judgements about Mayer's narcissism, the song has a serious hook, teh synth-slide gives it a Chris Isaak feel, and the song will get lots of radio play on the beaches this summer.
I like this song!
This narcassisstic douche bag and his shit suck so bad. Why is this shit hole still lingering. Seriously get lost douche. He is like a bad relationship gone wrong but just will not leave already.
i don't understand how john mayer is a douchebag at all. i don't get half the things ppl say about him. so he's a little weird, so he says things about loving to fuck jessica simpson. so what? at least he didn't say she was bad in bed. he admitted that he only had a physical attraction to her in playboy magazine. where else can you say that, if not there? and yeah, he used the "n" word, which i despise, but it's not like he called someone the "n" word. he used it in a brotherhood sense that he said he only feels because he has so many black friends in the entertainment business. rappers. guys who use that word everyday to refer to their friends. which is stupid, but ppl continue to do it, why should i stop them?
perez, i usually agree with what you say about ppl, even if it's mean, but srsly, what did john mayer ever do to you? now you're just being bitter and i understand all the hate for you. i liked to believe you weren't a stereotypical dramatic queen, i really did, but apparently, you decided to prove me wrong. and they say lesbians are bitter and dramatic! last i checked, i wasn't THIS bitter.
Whatever he is in his private life has nothing to do with the fact that he is a talented artist and I happen to love this song. I think alot of people will relate to it.
I like John Mayer, not only for his ability to play the guitar and to sing, but for the fact that he does not need circus acts and sex props on stage to entertain his audience. Look at the choices that pass for "pop" music today, and John sets himself apart. Outside of John, you've got either GaGa, Glambert, or Bieber to choose from……(ugh). You can throw John into any jam session, and he is able to deliver without a hitch (watch him perform in the Crossroads Guitar Festival). Strip away all the makeup, over-the-top costumes, and phoney star personas from the likes of GaGa and Glambert, and there is nothing left because the raw talent is simply not there.
He is really a good singer!
self indulgent? because he put himself in his own video? Lady Gaga struts around half naked and you call her amazing not self indulgent. your such a dick perez
john mayer had like, 2 good songs. in 2003. why is he still around? he's a little funny sometimes. but still, he's very pretentious.
I love him! He's amazing.
I've read the interviews.. heard the comments. He blew it. Oh well. I still think he's attractive. This so-so video doesn't negate the fact that the guy is wicked talented.
P.s I can't help but think the undertone of every derogatory remark you make about the guy stems from the fact that he wouldn't turn you out.
great voice
Perez you are a little bitch. stfu. none of my comments ever get posted. do you screen them so you don't get all the hate returned to you by JOHNS FANS. I have yet to see any replies I made appear. you stupid cock
also the only douchebaggery i see around here : is the stupid shit you do
Good song. They always say you should write about what you know.
It only featured half of the singers.
I'm actually kind of glad shes not in this vid…. shes already waaaay over-exposed.
First, no need for Taylor to be in this video. She really only makes a brief appearance and in this case is really nothing more than a back up singer. Second, Perez if anyone knows anything about self-indulgent douchebaggery, it's you. John is seriously talented and you just need to fucking get over him not wanting your stupid ass!