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The Situation Causes A Seaside Heights Riot!

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HA! Only in Seaside Heights!

Now that the cast of Jersey Shore is back filming at the actual Jersey Shore, they're up to their old tricks - but this time around, with a lot more pandimonium!

We're hearing that The Situation caused a little bit of a riot recently - the reality guido was dancing on the balcony of the Aztec Hotel and caused a crowd of 3,000 people to gather on the streets - a crowd that became violent when he removed his shirt!

It escalated into chaos so quickly that the Chief of Police had to personally ask The Situation to cover up!

Holy shiz! 3,000 people gathering for our most beloved Snooki is one thing, but for HIM??

We get that his body is pretty ripped, but doesn't his busted face even out the hawtness factor??

What do U think?? Is The Situation worthy of causing a riot??

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65 comments to “The Situation Causes A Seaside Heights Riot!”



  1. 1

    No. He's fugly.

  2. chlyn says – reply to this


    2

    That's something he'll have fun telling his grandkids about. "My pecs caused 3,000 people to riot!" Go Mike!



  3. 3

    Not only is he not worthy, this probably never actually happened. Did anybody here actually see this? Where's the video? And even if somebody did generate a video, I'm still calling fake, staged and scripted, cuz that's just how I am.



  4. 4

    Eww no. Not hot.



  5. 5

    That's awesome!! I would do coke with him any day!



  6. 6

    he looks like popeye



  7. 7

    the situation is legend, i hope we see this riot on the show



  8. 8

    the only riot he's worthy of is a riot of people rushing to stomp his FUGLY mug into oblivion! that goes for the rest of them grease balls too! WHY DO PEOPLE THNK THESE PEOPLE ARE WORTHY OF ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!



  9. 9

    How shaven are those pubes???



  10. 10

    No- he looks like a ripped, balding Pauly Shore. Whats so great about snooki?? eeeewwwwwww.



  11. 11

    Ohhh hell to the no! He is not "riot worthy"



  12. 12

    Re: Q*bert – HAHA!



  13. 13

    Re: chlyn – grandkids? if that fucker is a 100& nancy boy than i'll eat my hat. the guy is in the closet and he ain't coming out. how can anyone think he's straight with his whiny little voice and obsession with his body and image? much more than the rest. ps he is straight up fugly. he has a head like a giant baby.

  14. JCPR says – reply to this


    14

    his face looks like popeyes lol



  15. 15

    What a dicky comment about his "busted face". I guess you've come to terms with the fact that no matter how much you work out Perez, your "busted" face will make your work out moot.



  16. 16

    WHo cares about his face! You just need to put a bag over his head and he's FINE!



  17. 17

    To this day, I still can't believe anyone cares about these people. What's next? A reality show in rural Kentucky and a bunch of hillbillies with no teeth will be idolized?



  18. 18

    WTF! a riot for removing his shirt?!?! whats the fucking fascination with these kids? why are they such a big deal. I watched the show and thought it was OK, but i most defiantly did not get my panties wet over any of these guys. Their not even cute!



  19. 19

    I'd F@#K HIM, BUT ONLY WITH A bag OVER HIS fugly face. REALLY, GREAT BOD, TOO BAD RE THE FACE..SORRY. THE TRUTH HURTS. AND, BEING' eye-talian', he must WAX, LIKE, EVERY 30 MINUTES !



  20. 20

    Re: tellall – HE LIKELY HAS TO USE A LAWN-MOWER 'DOWN THERE' !



  21. 21

    I was there, and I did not see a crowd of 3,000 people gathered outside of the Aztec. I did see The Situation though, he thought he was such hott shiz!! he was surrounded by 3 Seaside Heights police officers…who also thought they were hott shiz..which wasn't the case at all. I wish Snooki was there! On top of them all being in Seaside this past weekend… all the clubs (Karma included) jacked up their cover charges! Out of control… these people are no different than you and me.. let's be serious.. they're no Perez Hilton! ;-)



  22. 22

    Hope when his acting career fails he'll look into porn.



  23. 23

    lets put it this way PEREZ/MARIO his face is 110%, wait who am I kidding, 200% HOTTER than your face EVER will be………. I AM JUST SAYING



  24. 24

    I'd do him anytime.



  25. 25

    Why are you still all about Snooki…
    Her 15 minutes of fame are up. Hence why she hasn't been newsworthy for awhile… not that she ever was.



  26. 26

    WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT!?

    HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S RETARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WHAT A FrEAKY LOOKING GUY



  27. 27

    Did this actually happen or is that a made up story by The Situation's management?



  28. 28

    ..wish I could get paid for being a human douche bag…and you know…just…fucking being alive. Must be nice. I should ditch any class I have left in me and just fucking work out. Then I'll smash myself in the fucking head with a hammer n' boom: fuckin' brain dead chick magnet.



  29. 29

    yes - apparently riot worthy

    laneXplace.com



  30. 30

    What's the deal with this sudden Jersey craze? New Jersey is a shit-hole!! These people can't even speak proper english, none of them are educated, they are all so fake and nasty looking…it's sad! When I was 19 I didn't have to fake tan, get extensions, plastic surgery and wear two pounds of makeup to look hot……..I guess that's what ugly people at any age do:)



  31. 31

    god obviously has a sense of humor to put THAT face with THAT bod.



  32. 32

    Another example of the dumbing down of America.



  33. 33

    hes so ugly



  34. 34

    ONLY IN NEW JERSEY…………….would someone who looks like the LOVE CHILD of PAULY SHORE and GOMER PYLE cause a riot.

    Way to go Classy People!



  35. 35

    Well, does not say much for the people who live or vacay at the Shore.. If this sends 3000 into a frenzy, my sweaty balls will cause the entire shore to fall to their knees and pray… LMAO



  36. 36

    3,000 for YOUR "beloved Snooki?" What the Hell are you smoking? If only 3 people show up for that overweight midget it's 3 too many!

    why don't you come back in a year and see how these pseudo-celebrities are doing and how they are earning money. That might actually constitute a real story instead of this made-up fluff you're pretending to report today.



  37. 37

    Is it me or does it look like his face is melting?



  38. 38

    Jersey Shore is like the Jerry Springer show. All they do is provoke fake fights. The Situation works out but c'mon he would be dwarfed by most guys.



  39. 39

    OMG!! Perez how dare you BUSTED FACE??? The Situation is HOTTTTT!!! I would riot over that shit any ole day!! Your just jealous nobody would ever riot over you!! LOLZ



  40. 40

    Wow, people's stupidity has fallen to a new low. Those 3,000 need to lay off the tv.



  41. 41

    Only A-holes would stand around and watch this idiot!!!



  42. 42

    Re: melissamomof2 – I never noticed hat before, but he does look like Pauly!



  43. 43

    The Shituation is a legend in his own mind. He makes me wanna barf.



  44. 44

    Re: jpmermaid – I agree 100%, just watch Cake Boss to see how moronic they sound. "Youz" is not a word!



  45. 45

    I'd riot for that



  46. 46

    Ew, he's got a butterface….butthisface? Whatever, he fugly!



  47. 47

    Nice body but his face is soooo busted. =[



  48. 48

    He's not "FUGLY", he's ANAL-UGLY; I wonder where he injects his steroids…



  49. 49

    Nice body!



  50. 50

    Re: Swear to ME! – LoL ! Too funny ~ TOO funny !



  51. 51

    Re: Swear to ME! – …and, a bit insulting to Pauly and Gomer !



  52. 52

    y would the crowd become violent?
    do they not like him?

    Re: HunterKemp – wtf?? lol



  53. 53

    well it's not like his fans are Hi BROW kinda people………….half of them were probably all juiced up and you tend to act violently…….



  54. 54

    Well let's just put it like this:

    What type of people would even bother to gather for this tool bag? I dont think it gets much to get a group of idiots riled up. And I agree his face is super busted, he is incredibly ugly just like his sister!



  55. 55

    Re: IamCupcake – OMFG, so funny!



  56. 56

    too bad about his face and his smarmy attitude



  57. 57

    from the neck up he looks like that creepy old dude from the 6 Flags commercials



  58. 58

    WOW! Who fuggin cares. He's so damn ugly.



  59. 59

    I was there. The crowd was going cracy because they were playing Jump, Jump by Cris Cross. The 3,000 were hoping he would dive off the balcony.



  60. 60

    this guys a fucking pinhead loser , but then again so is the whole cast !



  61. 61

    I hate how people are just encouraging his ego.
    someone destroy him please.



  62. 62

    I don't believe 3000 people gather to see him!



  63. 63

    Oh hell.. for that tool?

  64. SS18 says – reply to this


    64

    I recently have developed a SLIGHT want for him only because he's such a dick and I don't go for the nice guys, but I agree. That shoudn't cause a fucking mosh pit.



  65. 65

    He thinks he is so good looking, but name one good looking girl he "hooked up with" on Jersay Shore