ANOTHER Housewife Recording A Song
They need to knock this shiz off!
Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub is recording a song. And what's worse is that it's gonna be a duet! Singer Lori Michaels was duped into writing and lending her voice to the track.
“It’s a song about having commitment issues — one person is leaving, the other person is staying,” said Staub. “It’s called ‘Real Close’ because you want to pull the person closer.”
And there will be FIVE versions of the song released!
“For the main version, the vibe is very sexy, very raw,” she continued. “There’s going to be a dance mix, but the main version won’t be dance.”
Although Lori claims she sang in an R&B band as a teen, she insisted that "it’s been a long time since I exercised [my musical chops] but when I was sitting down going over Lori’s music, this song grabbed me.”
Staub and Michaels met last year at a NYC Gay Pride event. They plan on collaborating again and making a music video for the song.
Ugh. But at least she doesn't care about the reaction of her cast mates!
“I don’t care what they think,” said Lori. “I don’t have a relationship with them.”
Meow.
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: danielle staub, real housewives
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Her daughters are beautiful. Wonder why she is not attractive.
Total skank!
what the fuck is wrong with the faces of those housewives…OMMMMGGGG…
Why? Why? Why?
Ah man, everybody thinks they can sing.
Those cold sores on the bottom corner of her lip are hot.
1) that's a scary lookin chic
2) uhhh i'm having deja vu of Real Housewives of ATL
3) NJ housewives = most annoying, unoriginal, ANNOYING housewives EVER!!
4) spell check …. "sang" not "sand" You're welcome!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW— SHE IS SO SCARY LOOKING! I don't even know what is goin on in this picture— Lets break it down: 1) Fake eyelashes with glitter on the end….classy…really classy.. 2) BOTOX FAIL 3) the make up is so excessive it's making me gag. 4) that smile makes her look like she needs to go to the bathroom…i dont understand the interested in a bunch of spoiled, catty, classless, gold diggers who are so happy to find themselves famous that they pump their face and tits full of chemicals…if ur gona call the show 'real housewives' why don't you come to my house and watch my mom do laundry and pay my college tuition…..
Say it isn't so! This woman is just…nasty nasty nasty
EW!
how old is she????
she looks 60!
i cannot BELIEVE she's only 48!
kim kardashian in 10 years from now
That is one ugly mug!! Hope she sings better than she looks.
why do these women keep trying to make songs they have no talent what so ever…the only thing they know how to do is SHOP
My God that is one nasty fucking skank. Caca still has her beat in the FUGLY dept.
I hateeeee Her!! I hate that this bitch has the same name as I do. Lori your crazy for getting involved with that pyshco path Danielle. Why are their people out there that are giving them the boost to do this shyt.. danielle can't sing danielle aint even danielle. lol I wonder what name she's going to be using to ca$h in on?
My god MY EYES!!! Is that Mrs Roper???
yes I agree it's a terrible pic of her… poor dear looks like mr potato head
Danielle is nasty…. a nasty skank. Last week, she had a bunch of Hell's Angels come to a charity function as "muscle"… for a kid with cancer. She made the night all about her and her low class friends. It was horrifying.
She and the NYer Kelly should have a new show "Psychotic Housewives"
you've got the Names all fucked up-read it again
completely fugly!
what a damn monkey face!
Oh my friggin God. STOP THE MADNESS
Mein Gott…her beauty has struck me deaf dumb and blind
Wow. Does no one proof read? She SANG in an R&B band, not she SAND. Goodness. For a major blog there are always so many spelling and grammatical issues.
It can't be as bad as the Countess singing her 'big hits'..Must be that all the whack jobs get singing careers because this broad is NUTSO!
oh my god what has this woman done to her FACE?????????????? this is TERRIFYING looking!! like, what did she inject into her CHEEKS???? she looks down right HORRIFYING. Please, women - stop doing this to yourselves! What's so bad about getting a little older? it's better than looking like a fucking MUTANT! EW!
STOP THE EFFING MADNESS - Why do all these real housewive broads think their next career move should be singing????!!!!!!?????? Who puts their dollars into something like this to make it even happen? Am dying laughing reading some of the other posts regarding her and the New York Nut Job Kelly - hilarious and so true.
damn she's ugly. Who is this 15 minute famer?
cant wait to hear what the songs like i LOVE danielle. she is so fierce..shes my favorite housewife
Porn bitch… PORN!
i hate it when old, reality tv show people suddenly think they can just edit their voice and become singers now
as Caroline would say: GARBAGE
they think they're celebs stop talking about them and they will go away
Like the Countess says, "money can't buy you class"
This woman is all kinds of fug.
Oh, for the love of God. Would reality TV please drop dead?
This woman is truly MENTAL, she's a NUT CASE and she's scary crazy ..
Her EX really needs to go and take those girls away from her…
SHE CREATES HATE AROUND HER AND TAKES HER LITTLE GIRLS AS SHIELDS..
She needs to get her head check and FIX that face because she is scary UGLY..
Who is this disgusting corpse? Yuck, yuck gross!
Re: Jayinizer – You're being sarcastic, right?
she's unlovely
I will listen! Danielle is my favorite housewife from "New Jersey." Yay, I'm glad she is singing! I hope it's a very SEKSI SEKSI song…. that I can strip to!
shes so annoying please shut ur mouthhh
can someone tell me why with all the work this bitch has had why does she not have her nose done?
The only Housewife who didn't get rhinoplasty, obv.
That is one ugly woman.
"Ugh. But at least she doesn't care about the reaction of her cast mates! 'I don't care what they think,' said Lori." —–its supposed to say "Danielle" not "Lori".
"Although Lori claims she sand in an R&B band" —–its supposed to say "Danielle" not "Lori" and "sang" not "sand".
check ur grammer.
GO AWAY! why bother? I just saw this recent episode with this bitch. She went to a benefit for a child with Cancer, and made this huge dramatic scene that was just about her. Not only did SHE make me sick, but the pple who create this nonsense at bravo should be ashamed! filming at a sick child's benefit? Human being's are disappointing.
She looks like Octomom. Must have the same quack.
1,000% repulsive. crank faced ho D:
EW! Scary, really-really Scary!
She's praying to Gawd they keep her on one more season so she can earn enough money to have a new face put on!
balls
I can't stand this bitch.
Re: airstreamingypsy – She manages to make everything about herself, and she's always the victim, isn't she? She wanted a charity event for a sick little girl ALL about her, and she brought people to "protect" her, but from what? She acted like there was a hit out on her. I wanted to jump into the television and bitch slap her during that episode!! Everyone was trying to accommodate her, but in order to be the victim, she made false accusations about what happened. Pathetic.
Danielle is a very psychotic manipulating woman. Everything that comes out of her mouth is convoluted. I can see in the eyes of her eldest daughter that she can't wait to get away from her….Do we really want to watch these negative trashy women ? How long will it go on ….these tv stars have no talent …Kardasians, Jill Zaran, the one that calls herself a Countess, NaNa, and on and on and on.
holy moly, that is one harshly unattractive bitch…she's scary. her daughters must look like their father, and that's a plus for them. wow. i could threaten my kids with hiring danielle as a babysitter to make them behave. let me show them her picture. oh yeah, they're screaming.
this woman is so hideously ugly, I just want to stare at her in disbelief.
Who gives a rats ass about this REPUBLICAN? Really did you see her on that mindless FIXed News called Han-NUTTY talking about how much she likes Sarah Palin??? This bitch is wacko so why give her any attention???
www.thethrifters.net
She is soooooooooooo ugly & as crazy mental as Britney Spears.
Holy Scary Plastic Surgery Face!!! What a horrific looking mess!
Perez dig up some pre plastic pics of this skanky HO
Mario - You are a complete and utter moron. You got this story completley wrong you quoted what Danielle said versus Lori. People magazine has the accurate story. You can't even copy it correctely. Why do I even come on this site!?
she looks like Scooby Doo (sorry Scoob)
her daughters are beautiful. she needs to stop getting bad plastic surgery. But seriously wtf is with these dried up, old, plastic nasty "real" housewifes thinking they could sing? they sound sooooooo efffing bad!
Re: so what – LOL!
This old hag is the ugliest of all the housewives and that is a HUGE insult considering they are all DISGUSTINGLY HIDEOUS. I don't know how she can even look in a mirror. And all these old bitches need to stop trying to sing. That horse face Kim, the so called "countess" and this tramp with the jacked up face here. GO AWAY. You are all OLD UGLY AND HATED BY ALL
Why Why Why!?!?!?!?!? Can't she have an original idea? I mean puhleaze! (as Danielle would say). Can't stand this woman!
THE UGLIEST WOMAN WITH A VERY BAD FACEKIFT IS A SNAKE AND THE LAST HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY WAS SO FAKE WITH HER POSSEE COMING TO THE BROWNSTONE.
ONE GUY WITH A HELLS ANGELS JACKET AND THE OTHER ONE WITH A BIG NOSE CHEWING GUN TO LOOK TOUGH. IT WAS A BAD SCRIPT.
DANIELLE HAS PUT HER CHILDREN AT HARM AND IS A FOOL. WHY MAKE THE SHOW ABOUT HER?
MAYBE YOU CAN SUGGEST A NEW COSMETIC SURGEON TO HER.
THE DOUND OF HER VOICE MAKES ME SICK.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FACES OF THE HOUSEWIVES IS….
BAD PLASTIC SURGERY,
THEY MUST ALL GO TO THE SAME GUY.
first off this song will suck just because danielle is in it.
anyway, lori michaels was my dance teacher years ago! shes amazing, i love her! shes worked sooo hard and deserves to be recognized, even if it has to be done with this plastic woman.
saw danielle at the mall yesterday in nordstrom….she's just not cute. she looks exactly like she does on tv, shes just smaller in person. lots of people dont get along with her in north jersey…wonder why.
HONESTLY??…… yuk yuck yukkie yuckiee ahhhh i vomited…
noooo. i HATE this woman.