It's another boy for Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz!
The singer gave birth to a son, who they creatively named Genesis Ali Dean.
He was born at 1:52am on Saturday, and weighed 6lbs 5oz.
[Image via Instagram.]
This morning, John Mayer's team announced that the douchey singer wouldn't be finishing his European tour as he fell victim to a "mysterious illness."
We were genuinely concerned. We thought he was actually very ill. Then we heard what his affliction was…
Yeah, that's right! That's all! Doesn't that just stink???
Sources are reporting that John allegedly fled from his tour due to a case of food poisoning. Supposedly, John spent the night on the john after he ate something nasty at the catering table in Copenhagen. This "intestinal illness" was allegedly painful enough for John to request to return home!
Do they not have Pepto-Bismol in Denmark? If we were his tour promoters, we'd be pissed at his shiz! That's a lot of a money lost over the squirts!
Bet you don't care at all, do you John?
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